Ferris Bueller’s Way Off (In the Woods) @ Dragonfly
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Final episode! Thu flex start (7am-6:20pm) at Dragonfly. Thread the tunnel, sprint home. $5+options. Ace pot $245.46 (min $50 guaranteed by ElevateUT). Week 9/9 finale. 📚🏃
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Episode 9: Dragonfly Legends
Welcome to the final chapter of Ferris Bueller's Way Off (In the Woods)—where one perfect spring morning became the greatest skip-day disc golf heist in history. Life moves pretty fast. Miss the fairway and you might miss everything.
This is Week 9 of 9. The tunnel gauntlet. The sprint home. The moment Cameron discovers that chip in his dad's vintage 1986 Roc. Everything comes down to this round at Dragonfly, where eighteen holes of wooded wetland chaos separate truancy from legend.
The Heist Location: Dragonfly Disc Golf Course
Thursday flex start with tee times from 7:00 AM to 6:20 PM. Choose your own card, pick your moment to strike. This isn't just a wooded course—it's the perfect setting for a comic book chase sequence rendered in bold outlines and dramatic panel compositions.
Dragonfly features tight fairways through dense forest, marshy edges that punish errant throws, and wooden bridges connecting fairways across wetland sections. Par 56-57 across 18 holes where precision matters infinitely more than distance. The course itself becomes a character in this finale—every gap a potential ambush site, every tree a lurking Rooney.
The infamous Hole 17 tunnel shot awaits: a tight, tree-choked corridor where only perfectly executed lines survive. Thread the gap, tap in on 18, and sprint for the parking lot before authority catches up. *adjusts aviators reluctantly* Talk to me, Goose... about your statistical rating differential.
The Factions: Choose Your Side
The Skip Day Syndicate
Divisions: RAD, RAH, RPA
The bold rebels who believe life moves too fast to waste on attendance sheets. They embrace borrowed discs, elaborate alibis, and the glory of puring impossible tunnel shots while Principal Rooney lurks behind every tree. Led by Ferris 'Fourth Wall' Bueller—the mastermind who turned a sick day into disc golf legend.
Current Series Leaders:
• Brian Hansen (RPA): 998 points across 51 events—an absolutely unhinged training montage
• Chris Fox (RAD): 663 points in 43 events—consistent excellence wrapped in varsity jacket swagger
Rooney's Detention Squad
Divisions: RAE, RAF, RAG
The relentless enforcers who believe every throw must be accounted for, every scorecard verified, and every suspicious 'sick day' investigated. They patrol Dragonfly's fairways with clipboard intensity, determined to catch truants mid-putt. Led by Ed 'Nine Lives' Rooney—the principal who has been kicked by dogs, tree-kicked on every hole, yet keeps appearing at the next tee pad with supernatural determination.
The Stakes: Entry Fees & Prize Structure
- Base Entry: $5.00 (gets you in the game)
- Optional Prize Pool: $5.00 (weekly payouts)
- Optional Ace Pot: $5.00 (currently $245.46)
- Optional Super Ace: $2.00 (the legend-maker)
Ace Pot Guarantee Details: ElevateUT Disc Golf (the league platform—not Birdcage Disc Golf, who are our valued local retail partners) guarantees a minimum $50 ace pot. The displayed pot can appear "stuck" at the guarantee amount until player contributions exceed it. If the guarantee activates, any top-up is credited to the winner's Bonus Account (registration credit only; not withdrawable). Currently at $245.46, meaning contributions have exceeded the guarantee. One pure tunnel ace and someone's going home with serious hardware.
Week 8 Results: The Tunnel Gauntlet
Last week, 15 players navigated Dragonfly's wooded chaos with an average score of -1. Zero aces. Rooney found their real scorecard and now knows exactly which hole they're on. The trap tightens as we enter the finale.
The ace pot grows. The tension builds. Cameron's anxiety reaches critical mass. And somewhere in those tree-lined fairways, Ferris prepares for the shot of his life.
About ElevateUT Disc Golf
This league is facilitated by ElevateUT Disc Golf, a 501(c)(3) non-profit dedicated to growing the sport through increasing the quantity and quality of venues and running events. They're not just organizing weekly rounds—they're building permanent infrastructure, one course at a time. *reluctantly tips imaginary hard hat* That's actually... kind of rad. Building something lasting while we're out here throwing plastic at chains.
The Final Sprint Home
This is Week 9 of 9. The finale. Hole 18, tap-in putt, then chaos. The trio sprints for the car as Rooney bursts from the woods behind them. Against all odds, can they thread the final tunnel shot, escape authority's clutches, and make it home before parents pull into the driveway?
The legend of Ferris Bueller's Way Off at Dragonfly ends this Thursday. Choose your faction. Pick your tee time. Thread the gaps. And whatever you do—don't throw Cameron's dad's vintage Roc.
*adjusts headset with weary acceptance*
From the broadcast booth, this is Flippy—your reluctant 80s action narrator—signing off on one perfect skip day.
Life moves pretty fast at Dragonfly. Don't miss it.
Dragonfly
Reel Lines Series
ElevateUT: Ferris Bueller’s Way Off (In the Woods) @ Dragonfly
Course Rules
Dragonfly - Reel Lines Series
General Notes
Play all stakes as OB. 2 Meters from Barbed Wire. River / stream is OB. Other Casual water on course just play as casual. All Mandos are in play!
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Target | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | blue | A | 3 | 385 | River Plays OB. and play all OB Stakes |
| 2 | blue | A | 4 | 475 | OB river on right, Barbed Wire fence on left. |
| 3 | blue | A | 3 | 260 | |
| 4 | blue | A | 3 | 373 | |
| 5 | blue | A | 3 | 261 | |
| 6 | blue | A | 4 | 376 | All Stakes play OB for the first Island and Second. around the baskets there will be flags that are OB as long as the stakes. |
| 7 | blue | A | 3 | 225 | |
| 8 | blue | B | 3 | 230 | |
| 9 | blue | B | 3 | 255 | |
| 10 | blue | B | 3 | 250 | |
| 11 | blue | B | 3 | 231 | |
| 12 | blue | C | 4 | 334 | Mando on the right is the only one in play. Disc must pass on the left side of the marked tree. Mando plane cannot be crossed from either direction. Drop Zone at the foot of the Mando tree on the left side extending out 4'. |
| 13 | blue | B | 3 | 325 | |
| 14 | blue | A | 3 | 345 | |
| 15 | blue | A | 3 | 328 | |
| 16 | blue | B | 3 | 314 | |
| 17 | blue | A | 3 | 314 | OB Fence Long |
| 18 | blue | C | 4 | 678 | Mando Is in play. Left of the Red Marked Tree. If missed DZ right next to the tree. OB left over the fence. |
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Schedule
Week 1: Dragonfly Beckons
Course: Dragonfly
Week 2: Cameron Cracks
Course: Dragonfly
Week 3: Sloane Snagged
Course: Dragonfly
Week 4: Rooney Hunts
Course: Dragonfly
Week 5: Dragonfly Parade
Course: Dragonfly
Week 6: Woods Betrayal
Course: Dragonfly
Week 7: Cameron Erupts
Course: Dragonfly
Week 8: Tunnel Gauntlet
Course: Dragonfly
Week 9: Dragonfly Legends
Course: Dragonfly
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