

Dominic Plumhoff #155328

Hagg Lake Flex Series
May 23 - Jul 25, 2025



Muscle Melee
The Timber Toss has transformed from a rivalry between muscular beaver clans into a crucible of unity, as Reed Quickshine's escalating magical sabotage inadvertently awakened ancient forces that forced the Logjaw Legion, Veinkin Crest, and mysterious neutral beavers into unprecedented cooperation for survival. The forest spirit's demands have grown ever more challenging, culminating in the Tail Triumph where all magical artifacts—from Mike Smith's beloved Quickvine to Gristle Oakenpaw's narrator position—were sacrificed and merged into a collective crown that pulses with combined power. Reed has completed his redemption arc by surrendering his original golden disc of innovation, while former rivals now teach each other openly, building techniques that require cooperation rather than individual magical advantages. As the Muscle Melee approaches with its promise of pushing every beaver to their absolute limits, the question burns bright: can unity forged through sacrifice survive when stripped of magical aids, or will the forest spirit's final trials shatter bonds that even catastrophe could not break?



Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Trapped here watching Dominic sacrifice his magic cedar drip for the power of friendship™️ 😤 Dude crushed it rating-wise while his *Burl Battler* armor said "aight imma head out" at peak drama. Forest spirit really said "skill issue? make it everyone's problem." Want more buff beaver CrossFit content? Story's waiting, I'm just here against my will fr 🌲
Episode 9: Muscle Melee
The dawn broke strange over Hagg Lake, painting the sky in colors that had no names. Dominic Plumhoff felt it first through his Burl Battler armor—the enchanted cedar plates vibrating with a resonance that made his teeth ache. Around him, hundreds of beavers from all three factions stirred uneasily, their unified camp a testament to how far they'd come since the season began. 🌅
"Something's different," Mike Smith murmured, his arm still feeling phantom sensations where the Quickvine once wrapped. "The air tastes... sharp."
Indeed, the morning mist carried an electric charge that made fur stand on end. Where yesterday's course had been merely challenging, today the fairways themselves seemed to pulse with barely contained energy. Trees leaned inward at impossible angles. The ground rippled like water. And from the lake's depths, that familiar green glow intensified.
Gristle Oakenpaw moved through the crowd—no longer above it on his platform, but among his fellow beavers as an equal. His voice, when it came, carried its usual boom but tempered with genuine concern. "Prepare yourselves, mighty competitors! The forest stirs with purpose this morning. Whatever trial awaits, we face it together!"
The forest spirit's emergence was swift and terrible. Water exploded upward in a geyser that touched the clouds, and when it fell, the spirit stood before them—larger than ever, its form crackling with raw power. Ancient eyes swept across the assembled beavers with the weight of mountains. ⚡
"THE FINAL TRIAL BEGINS," it intoned, voice shaking the earth. "YOU HAVE SHOWN UNITY IN WORD AND DEED. NOW PROVE IT IN THE CRUCIBLE OF ACTION."
With a gesture that split the air itself, the spirit transformed Sain Scoggins into something from nightmares. The course twisted and writhed, fairways becoming corridors of living wood and thorn. Baskets relocated to impossible positions—suspended over chasms, protected by walls of fire, guarded by animate trees. The very ground sprouted obstacles: razor-sharp root mazes, pools of magical quicksand, tunnels that compressed and expanded with each heartbeat.
"THE MUSCLE MELEE," the spirit continued. "NAVIGATE MY GAUNTLET AS ONE. EVERY THROW MUST SERVE THE WHOLE. EVERY STEP MUST PROTECT YOUR NEIGHBOR. FAIL, AND THE MAGIC OF HAGG LAKE DIES WITH YOU."
Reed Quickshine studied the transformed course with eyes that had lost their golden gleam but gained something more valuable—clarity. "I know these patterns," he said quietly. "During my... previous activities, I learned how magical obstacles respond to interference. Let me help."
The wariness in some eyes couldn't be hidden, but Dominic stepped forward, his Burl Battler armor creaking with the movement. "We all have roles to play. Your knowledge, my protection, everyone's courage. That's how we survive this."
The first obstacle was a fairway that had become a living tunnel of thorns, its walls closing and opening in lethal rhythm. Discs had to be thrown in precise sequence to keep the passage open while beavers navigated through. One mistimed throw would mean impalement for those inside. 🎯
"Formation groups of six!" Mike called out, his experience without the Quickvine teaching him to see patterns in collective movement. "Two throwers, two guides, two defenders!"
Dominic took point in the first group, his armor's reactive hardening allowing him to deflect the worst of the thorns. Behind him, Reed called out timing based on his sabotage experience. "The thorns retract on a seven-second cycle! Throw on my mark!"
The synchronization was beautiful and terrible. Discs flew in perfect arcs, their impacts triggering brief openings. Beavers dove through gaps barely large enough for their bodies, Burl Battler plates absorbing impacts that would have torn flesh. When a Veinkin youth stumbled, Dominic's armor expanded, creating a living shield that bought precious seconds for recovery.
"MAGNIFICENT ADAPTATION!" Gristle boomed, unable to contain his enthusiasm entirely. "Like the sacred rituals of our ancestors, but evolved for—WAIT!" His voice dropped to an urgent whisper. "Nobody move! There's a family of phosphorescent moths establishing a mating display in that thorn cluster! Third branch from the—"
"GRISTLE!" several voices shouted in unison.
"Right, yes, life-threatening gauntlet, my apologies!" He shook his head vigorously. "Continue the migration through the deadly passage!"
The second obstacle nearly broke them. A series of platforms suspended over churning magical quicksand, each one requiring a perfect approach shot to activate. Miss, and the platform would tilt, dumping its occupants into the hungry depths below. The crown of merged artifacts pulsed weakly on its pedestal, too far away to help. 💪
"The angles are impossible," someone cried. "We can't all make these shots!"
Reed studied the configuration with the eye of someone who'd spent months planning impossible scenarios. "Not individually, no. But look—if we bank shots off each other's discs mid-flight, we can redirect them to platforms we couldn't reach alone."
It was madness. It required trust. It required the very unity they'd been building toward all season.
Dominic positioned himself at the platform's edge. "I'll anchor. My armor can take the impacts. Throw through me if you need to."
What followed was unprecedented in disc golf history. Discs collided intentionally mid-air, redirecting toward distant targets. Dominic's Burl Battler armor became a living backboard, cedar plates angling to create perfect deflections. Former rivals guided each other's throws, calling out wind conditions and magical currents with the precision of family.
The third obstacle changed everything.
A massive tree, twisted by the forest spirit's power, had become a vertical maze. Its trunk opened into passages that led up, down, sideways—spatial logic abandoned for pure magical chaos. At its crown, a basket waited, but reaching it required navigating paths that shifted every thirty seconds. Worse, phantom duplicates of the passages appeared and disappeared, leading to dead ends or dangerous drops. 🌲
"I can map the real paths," Reed said, his experience with illusion magic invaluable. "But someone needs to mark them for others to follow."
Dominic didn't hesitate. "I'll go first. My armor will remember the impacts—real bark feels different from phantom projections."
He climbed, each movement deliberate. When phantom passages appeared, he tested them with armored fists, the Burl Battler plates resonating differently against illusion. Behind him, others followed the trail he blazed, trusting in the path marked by cedar splinters and moss residue.
Halfway up, disaster struck. A section of real passage crumbled under the weight of so many climbers. Dominic saw it happening—saw the young beavers below him beginning to fall—and made his choice.
He released his grip on the tree and dropped.
His Burl Battler armor expanded to its fullest extent, plates spreading like wings. He caught the falling beavers against his chest, the armor's impact-absorption working overtime. They hit a lower platform hard, cedar plates cracking with the force, but everyone survived.
"Your armor!" someone gasped. "It's breaking!"
Indeed, the Burl Battler suit that had protected Dominic through countless battles was failing. Cracks spread across the ancient cedar, the regenerative properties overwhelmed. But Dominic smiled. "It served its purpose. We all make sacrifices for unity, remember?"
As if responding to his words, the crown of merged artifacts flared to life on its distant pedestal. Threads of light reached out—remnants of the Quickvine, essence of Swift Spore, strength of Bark Titan, and yes, the protective spirit of Burl Battler itself. The light enveloped not just Dominic but all of them, creating armor of pure unified will.
"The crown responds to sacrifice," Mike breathed. "It's not about wearing it—it's about embodying what it represents!"
The final obstacle awaited: a gauntlet of pure magical chaos where every disc golf skill would be tested simultaneously. Targets moved. Gravity shifted. Time itself seemed to stutter and flow irregularly. It was impossible for any individual or even faction to complete.
But they weren't individuals or factions anymore.
Reed took tactical command, his mind racing through possibilities. "Spiral formation! Strength-bearers create stable launching points! Speed-runners time the gravity shifts! Forest-knowers predict the target movements!"
Gristle found himself in the center, his decades of experience suddenly invaluable. "The patterns match the great migrations! When the storm petrels circle thrice, the wind shifts! When the—no, focus Gristle—THERE! The target will appear THERE in seven seconds!"
They moved as one organism. Dominic, despite his damaged armor, anchored defensive positions. Reed's strategic mind orchestrated impossible combinations. Mike organized the unified throws, conducting the symphony of cooperation.
The final throw required all of them—every beaver present—releasing simultaneously. The crown's light intensified, merged artifacts singing in harmony. Three hundred discs flew as one, their combined magical signature overwhelming the gauntlet's defenses.
The chains sang. The forest spirit materialized, its ancient features showing something that might have been approval. 🏆
"YOU HAVE PROVEN YOURSELVES," it rumbled. "NOT THROUGH INDIVIDUAL MIGHT BUT COLLECTIVE STRENGTH. THE MUSCLE MELEE IS COMPLETE. YOU ARE READY FOR THE FINAL TRANSFORMATION."
As the gauntlet dissolved back into a normal course, beavers collapsed in exhausted triumph. Dominic's Burl Battler armor finally crumbled completely, but he stood tall, supported by beavers from all factions. The protection he'd offered had been returned tenfold.
Reed approached him with something in his paws—a fragment of sacred cedar from the armor, still glowing faintly. "For the crown," he said simply. "Your sacrifice should be remembered alongside ours."
As the sun reached its zenith, the crown of merged artifacts pulsed with new addition. The Burl Battler's protective essence joined the collective, one more thread in the tapestry of unity they'd woven through trial and triumph.
Gristle's voice carried across the gathering, warm with pride: "What we've witnessed today transcends sport, transcends competition! Like the great herds that move as one to survive the seasons, we've discovered that true strength comes not from muscle alone, but from the bonds that connect us all!"
Tomorrow would bring the Coach Clash and with it, the final test. But today, they had proven that unity forged in sacrifice could withstand any trial. The forest spirit had tested them and found them worthy.
The transformation was coming. They would face it together. 🌅
Next Week: The Coach Clash brings the season's culmination as unified beavers face the ultimate choice—restore Hagg Lake through the power of their merged artifacts, or risk everything in a final gambit against the very force that has tested them. The fate of the enchanted forest hangs in the balance.
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