Muscle Melee
Hagg Lake Flex Series
Week 9

Muscle Melee

July 18, 2025 Sain Scoggins at Henry Hagg Lake
Logjaw Legion Wins!
15
Players

Event Details

Total Players 15
Week 9

Faction Battle

Logjaw Legion
MVP: Kurtis Kloke
Veinkin Crest
MVP: Mike Baum
Logjaw Legion won this event's faction battle!

Episode Recap

The penultimate battle of the Hagg Lake Flex Series erupted across the mystical grounds of Sain Scoggins at Henry Hagg Lake, where 15 mighty competitors gathered under perfect summer conditions for Week 9's Muscle Melee. With temperatures holding steady at a balmy 80-81°F and gentle breezes whispering through the enchanted canopy, the stage was set for breakthrough performances that would shake the very foundations of the forest. Leading the charge was Kurtis Kloke, whose astonishing -9 performance not only shattered his personal best but demonstrated the raw power of unified magical forces at work. 🦫💪

In the MPO division, Kurtis Kloke unleashed a performance worthy of legend, firing a commanding -9 that soared 49 points above his rating for a spectacular 1034-rated round. The early stages witnessed fierce competition as Jourdyn McIntyre seized the initial lead, followed by a dramatic tie between Kloke and Ty Rooper after hole 2. But wait—LOOK THERE! A magnificent red-tailed hawk circling overhead! Such graceful wingspans, absolutely CRUCIAL for thermal navigation! ahem Where was I? Ah yes, Kloke then separated himself from the pack with authority. The battle for second place raged between Dominic Plumhoff and McIntyre, both deadlocked at -3, while others struggled against their ratings. Kloke sealed his triumph with a clutch birdie on the 18th, a finishing strike that echoed through the enchanted woods. 🔥🎯

The MA1 division provided its own theatrical display as Eric Sherman emerged victorious with a -2 finish, posting a remarkable 968-rated round that exceeded his rating by 40 points. The opening hole witnessed a three-way deadlock between Alfonzo Orlando, David Loucks, and Sebastian Exo, creating early drama that would set the tone for the round. Orlando maintained his grip on a share of the lead until a costly bogey on hole 5 opened the door for Sherman's late surge. Taking command after hole 16, Sherman held his nerve through the treacherous final stretch, punctuating his victory with a clutch birdie on 18 to secure the win over Exo at even par. 🏆📈

The MA3 division delivered edge-of-your-seat drama as Mike Baum outlasted AJ Del Fava by the narrowest of margins, +7 to +8, in a contest featuring more lead changes than a pack of wolves hunting elk! Del Fava struck first, claiming the early advantage after hole 1, but Baum responded with the tenacity of an apex predator, seizing control after hole 14. The pendulum swung wildly as Baum surrendered his lead with a bogey on 15, only to reclaim it after hole 16. Del Fava's final opportunity slipped away with a bogey on 18, sealing Baum's hard-fought victory. Notably, Del Fava managed the day's most impressive feat on hole 4, a monstrous 555-foot Par 4 that averaged +0.7 for the field—his sole birdie there standing as testament to momentary brilliance amidst the struggle. 🎢⚔️

Rounding out the divisions, Adam Fitzpatrick dominated MP40 with a steady +1 performance, capping his round with tremendous authority via a clutch birdie on the final hole. In FA4, Jess Hen claimed victory, adding another chapter to the growing legend of unified beaver strength. Across the course, players shooting well above their ratings dominated the narrative, with Sherman's +40 and Kloke's +49 rating gains leading a charge of personal bests and shattered expectations—clear evidence that the magical artifacts' true power emerges through cooperation rather than conflict. 💫🌟

As the sun set on this penultimate chapter of the Hagg Lake Flex Series, the united beaver clans had demonstrated through their exceptional performances that the season-long journey from rivalry to alliance was bearing enchanted fruit. Crikey, what a specimen of competitive harmony! With breakthrough rounds and personal records falling like autumn leaves, the stage is magnificently set for next week's climactic Coach Clash finale, where the combined magical forces will determine the ultimate fate of the enchanted woods and seal the friendship between clans for generations to come. 🌲🏁

Narrator Archetype: The Outback Survivalist
Gristle Oakenpaw
Narrated by
Gristle Oakenpaw
Legendary Logjaw Legion Champion and Keeper of Timber Lore
Epic wildlife documentary meets enchanted sports saga, where every disc golf play is narrated with the drama of a life-or-death wilderness encounter and the reverence of ancient lore. Exploratory, excitable, and packed with pseudo-scientific urgency, yet still roaring with old champion gravitas.
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MPO Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 5 3 58
Distance (ft) 285 222 275 555 592 347 437 306 340 296 404 160 253 179 284 328 800 313 6376
Pool Avg 3.00 2.57 3.29 3.57 3.43 2.86 2.86 2.71 2.86 3.29 4.29 2.43 2.57 3.29 3.00 3.29 4.43 2.86 56.57
Score 3 2 2 3 3 2 3 2 3 4 4 2 2 3 3 2 4 2 49
+/– Par -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -9
Course: Sain Scoggins at Henry Hagg Lake - Hagg Lake 18 Holes Layout
Gristle Oakenpaw
Gristle Oakenpaw's Round Analysis
Legendary Logjaw Legion Champion and Keeper of Timber Lore

In the enchanted forests of Hagg Lake, Kurtis Kloke delivered a legendary Muscle Melee triumph! 🌲🏆 He shattered his personal best with a blistering -9 (1034 rated, +49 above rating), dominating the Sain Scoggins course. Witness the Logjaw Legion marvel: Kloke seized the only division birdie on hole 3 🎯, then unleashed a furious finish with three consecutive birdies (16-18) to clinch victory! 💪🔥 Crikey, what a specimen! That's how champions outmuscle the competition in enchanted territory. 🪓🥏

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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 5 3 58
Distance (ft) 285 222 275 555 592 347 437 306 340 296 404 160 253 179 284 328 800 313 6376
Pool Avg 3.00 2.57 3.29 3.57 3.43 2.86 2.86 2.71 2.86 3.29 4.29 2.43 2.57 3.29 3.00 3.29 4.43 2.86 56.57
Score 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 2 3 3 4 2 2 3 3 4 4 3 55
+/– Par -1 + 1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 -1 -3
Course: Sain Scoggins at Henry Hagg Lake - Hagg Lake 18 Holes Layout
Gristle Oakenpaw
Gristle Oakenpaw's Round Analysis
Legendary Logjaw Legion Champion and Keeper of Timber Lore

In the enchanted timberlands of Sain Scoggins, Dominic Plumhoff achieved a legendary personal best! 🌲💪 His mighty -3 round saw dual surges into 2nd place after holes 4 and 8, demonstrating Logjaw Legion resilience. With a muscular 977 rating (10 above his average!), Dominic unleashed 5 birdies to secure his podium finish. Crikey, what a specimen! 🏆🥏

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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 5 3 58
Distance (ft) 285 222 275 555 592 347 437 306 340 296 404 160 253 179 284 328 800 313 6376
Pool Avg 3.00 2.57 3.29 3.57 3.43 2.86 2.86 2.71 2.86 3.29 4.29 2.43 2.57 3.29 3.00 3.29 4.43 2.86 56.57
Score 2 3 3 4 3 4 3 3 2 4 3 2 3 4 2 3 5 2 55
+/– Par -1 + 1 -1 + 1 -1 -1 + 1 -1 -1 -3
Course: Sain Scoggins at Henry Hagg Lake - Hagg Lake 18 Holes Layout
Gristle Oakenpaw
Gristle Oakenpaw's Round Analysis
Legendary Logjaw Legion Champion and Keeper of Timber Lore

CRIKEY, what a specimen! Jourdyn McIntyre forged a new personal best (-3) in the enchanted woods of Hagg Lake! 🌲💪 The mighty competitor seized an early lead with the division's only birdie on hole 1, then surged into the top 3 after another exclusive birdie on the perilous 404ft hole 11. 🥏📈 Amidst fierce Logjaw Legion competition, Jourdyn's 6-birdie performance secured a podium finish at 2nd place - a true display of enchanted precision! 🏆🪵

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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 5 3 58
Distance (ft) 285 222 275 555 592 347 437 306 340 296 404 160 253 179 284 328 800 313 6376
Pool Avg 3.00 2.57 3.29 3.57 3.43 2.86 2.86 2.71 2.86 3.29 4.29 2.43 2.57 3.29 3.00 3.29 4.43 2.86 56.57
Score 4 2 4 4 3 2 3 3 4 3 5 2 3 3 2 2 5 3 57
+/– Par + 1 -1 + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 -1 -1 -1 -1
Course: Sain Scoggins at Henry Hagg Lake - Hagg Lake 18 Holes Layout
Gristle Oakenpaw
Gristle Oakenpaw's Round Analysis
Legendary Logjaw Legion Champion and Keeper of Timber Lore

In the enchanted woods of Hagg Lake 🪵, Alex Billette conquered Sain Scoggins with a personal best -1 🏆! The muscular MPO contender surged to 2nd place after hole 6 📈, carding 5 birdies in the Muscle Melee. Though finishing 4th in a 7-strong field, Alex's 958-rated round shows power waiting to erupt 💪. Crikey, what a specimen! 🥏🌫️

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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 5 3 58
Distance (ft) 285 222 275 555 592 347 437 306 340 296 404 160 253 179 284 328 800 313 6376
Pool Avg 3.00 2.57 3.29 3.57 3.43 2.86 2.86 2.71 2.86 3.29 4.29 2.43 2.57 3.29 3.00 3.29 4.43 2.86 56.57
Score 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 5 3 58
+/– Par -1 + 1 E
Course: Sain Scoggins at Henry Hagg Lake - Hagg Lake 18 Holes Layout
Gristle Oakenpaw
Gristle Oakenpaw's Round Analysis
Legendary Logjaw Legion Champion and Keeper of Timber Lore

In the enchanted timberlands of Hagg Lake 🌲, Page Jenkins faced mystical trials during the Muscle Melee! This 976-rated disc golf beaver fought valiantly but scored 27 points below his rating 📉, finishing at even par 0️⃣ despite the overcast skies ☁️. "Crikey, what a specimen!" we exclaim as Page navigated the magical course ecosystem with lumberjack grit 🪵, securing 5th place among 7 MPO competitors. Though the forest spirits tested his legendary rating prowess 🌀, this stalwart performer demonstrated true woodland resilience to complete the quest! 🥏

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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 5 3 58
Distance (ft) 285 222 275 555 592 347 437 306 340 296 404 160 253 179 284 328 800 313 6376
Pool Avg 3.00 2.57 3.29 3.57 3.43 2.86 2.86 2.71 2.86 3.29 4.29 2.43 2.57 3.29 3.00 3.29 4.43 2.86 56.57
Score 3 3 5 3 3 3 2 3 2 3 6 3 2 4 5 4 4 3 61
+/– Par + 2 -1 -1 -1 + 2 -1 + 1 + 2 + 1 -1 +3
Course: Sain Scoggins at Henry Hagg Lake - Hagg Lake 18 Holes Layout
Gristle Oakenpaw
Gristle Oakenpaw's Round Analysis
Legendary Logjaw Legion Champion and Keeper of Timber Lore

Crikey, what a specimen! 🦫 Zachary Todd battled through treacherous rating territory, finishing 40 points below his 960 prowess in this muscular wilderness challenge 💪. But this hardy Logjaw warrior showed true survival instincts—bouncing back with a birdie after hole 3's setback, then claiming the ONLY birdie on hole 7 to surge into 2nd place! ☁️ Though the cold streak of 3 tested his resolve through hole 16, Todd's 5 birdies proved his adaptability in Hagg Lake's unforgiving ecosystem 🎯.

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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 5 3 58
Distance (ft) 285 222 275 555 592 347 437 306 340 296 404 160 253 179 284 328 800 313 6376
Pool Avg 3.00 2.57 3.29 3.57 3.43 2.86 2.86 2.71 2.86 3.29 4.29 2.43 2.57 3.29 3.00 3.29 4.43 2.86 56.57
Score 3 2 3 5 4 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 5 4 4 61
+/– Par -1 + 1 + 1 + 2 -1 + 1 +3
Course: Sain Scoggins at Henry Hagg Lake - Hagg Lake 18 Holes Layout
Gristle Oakenpaw
Gristle Oakenpaw's Round Analysis
Legendary Logjaw Legion Champion and Keeper of Timber Lore

Amidst Hagg Lake's enchanted woodlands 🌲, Ty Rooper erupted early, seizing a share of the lead and 2nd place after hole 2! 🚀 But this mystical terrain tested the 966-rated beaver, with Ty's 920-rated round finishing 46 points below potential. True Muscle Melee spirit emerged on 17 💪: after a double-bogey setback on 16, he drilled a clutch birdie bounce-back! Crikey, what a specimen! 🎯 Though landing 6th in MPO, Ty's journey through Sain Scoggins' trials showcased enchanted resilience. 🦫

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MP40 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 5 3 58
Distance (ft) 285 222 275 555 592 347 437 306 340 296 404 160 253 179 284 328 800 313 6376
Pool Avg 4.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 5.00 4.00 3.00 3.00 4.00 2.00 4.00 2.00 2.00 4.00 3.00 3.00 5.00 2.00 59.00
Score 4 3 3 3 5 4 3 3 4 2 4 2 2 4 3 3 5 2 59
+/– Par + 1 -1 + 2 + 1 + 1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 -1 +1
Course: Sain Scoggins at Henry Hagg Lake - Hagg Lake 18 Holes Layout
Gristle Oakenpaw
Gristle Oakenpaw's Round Analysis
Legendary Logjaw Legion Champion and Keeper of Timber Lore

Crikey, what a specimen! 🦫 Adam Fitzpatrick stalked through the Hagg Lake wilderness like a true Logjaw Legion champion, securing his MP40 territory with a clutch birdie finish on hole 18! 🎯 The mighty beaver played above his rating (939 vs 935) despite the treacherous overcast conditions ☁️. His legendary birdie on hole 10 marked him as the SOLE survivor to conquer that 296-foot par 3 challenge! Five birdies total proved his dominance in this enchanted habitat! 🏆

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MA1 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 5 3 58
Distance (ft) 285 222 275 555 592 347 437 306 340 296 404 160 253 179 284 328 800 313 6376
Pool Avg 3.50 2.25 3.00 3.75 3.25 3.00 3.00 2.25 3.25 3.25 4.50 2.75 2.75 3.25 3.00 4.00 5.00 3.00 58.75
Score 5 3 3 3 3 3 3 2 3 3 4 4 2 3 3 3 4 2 56
+/– Par + 2 -1 -1 + 1 -1 -1 -1 -2
Course: Sain Scoggins at Henry Hagg Lake - Hagg Lake 18 Holes Layout
Gristle Oakenpaw
Gristle Oakenpaw's Round Analysis
Legendary Logjaw Legion Champion and Keeper of Timber Lore

Crikey, what a specimen! 🦫 Eric Sherman unleashed his inner lumberjack beaver on the Hagg Lake wilderness, clawing his way to victory with a clutch birdie on the final hole to secure the MA1 crown! ⚡ The crafty competitor shot 40 points above his rating with a scorching 968-rated performance, muscling through the enchanted forest ecosystem 🌲 to card 5 birdies and finish at -2. After stalking into 3rd place by hole 6, Eric seized the lead on 16 and never looked back 📈 - a true apex predator claiming his territory! 🏆

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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 5 3 58
Distance (ft) 285 222 275 555 592 347 437 306 340 296 404 160 253 179 284 328 800 313 6376
Pool Avg 3.50 2.25 3.00 3.75 3.25 3.00 3.00 2.25 3.25 3.25 4.50 2.75 2.75 3.25 3.00 4.00 5.00 3.00 58.75
Score 3 2 3 4 3 2 3 2 2 4 5 2 3 3 3 6 5 3 58
+/– Par -1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 + 1 -1 + 3 E
Course: Sain Scoggins at Henry Hagg Lake - Hagg Lake 18 Holes Layout
Gristle Oakenpaw
Gristle Oakenpaw's Round Analysis
Legendary Logjaw Legion Champion and Keeper of Timber Lore

Crikey, what a specimen! 🦫 Sebastian Exo emerged from the enchanted Hagg Lake wilderness tied for the lead after hole 1, locked in primal combat with David Loucks! This magnificent disc golf beast stalked the course with 5 thunderous birdies 🎯, finishing even par but playing a whopping 14 points above his rating! Like a true Logjaw Legion warrior 💪, Sebastian secured the coveted 2nd place podium in the treacherous MA1 habitat. Extreme caution—he's approaching legendary status! ⚡

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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 5 3 58
Distance (ft) 285 222 275 555 592 347 437 306 340 296 404 160 253 179 284 328 800 313 6376
Pool Avg 3.50 2.25 3.00 3.75 3.25 3.00 3.00 2.25 3.25 3.25 4.50 2.75 2.75 3.25 3.00 4.00 5.00 3.00 58.75
Score 3 2 3 4 4 4 3 2 4 3 5 2 3 3 3 3 6 3 60
+/– Par -1 + 1 + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 -1 + 1 +2
Course: Sain Scoggins at Henry Hagg Lake - Hagg Lake 18 Holes Layout
Gristle Oakenpaw
Gristle Oakenpaw's Round Analysis
Legendary Logjaw Legion Champion and Keeper of Timber Lore

Crikey, what a specimen! 🦫 Alfonzo Orlando navigated the treacherous Hagg Lake ecosystem in a thrilling battle for survival, missing the cash line by just one spot in 3rd place! After sharing the lead early, this magnificent creature weathered mid-round turbulence ☁️ before unleashing a ferocious late surge 💪, climbing into podium position on holes 16 and 18. Rating 930 vs 928 proves he's adapted perfectly to these enchanted waters! 🥉

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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 5 3 58
Distance (ft) 285 222 275 555 592 347 437 306 340 296 404 160 253 179 284 328 800 313 6376
Pool Avg 3.50 2.25 3.00 3.75 3.25 3.00 3.00 2.25 3.25 3.25 4.50 2.75 2.75 3.25 3.00 4.00 5.00 3.00 58.75
Score 3 2 3 4 3 3 3 3 4 3 4 3 3 4 3 4 5 4 61
+/– Par -1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 +3
Course: Sain Scoggins at Henry Hagg Lake - Hagg Lake 18 Holes Layout
Gristle Oakenpaw
Gristle Oakenpaw's Round Analysis
Legendary Logjaw Legion Champion and Keeper of Timber Lore

Crikey, what a specimen! 🦫 David Loucks carved out a personal best +3 at Sain Scoggins, tying for the early lead after hole 1 in this legendary Muscle Melee battle! 💪 The MA1 warrior navigated the enchanted Hagg Lake wilderness with remarkable survival instincts, clawing into 3rd place after hole 17 before settling into 4th. His 920 rating performance exceeded his natural habitat range by 7 points ☁️ - proof that even in the treacherous back nine ecosystem, this disc golf beast adapted brilliantly! 🎯

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MA3 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 5 3 58
Distance (ft) 285 222 275 555 592 347 437 306 340 296 404 160 253 179 284 328 800 313 6376
Pool Avg 3.50 2.50 4.00 3.50 4.50 3.50 3.00 4.00 3.00 4.00 5.00 2.00 3.00 2.50 3.50 4.50 6.00 3.50 65.50
Score 4 3 4 4 4 3 3 5 3 4 4 2 3 2 4 4 6 3 65
+/– Par + 1 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 1 -1 -1 + 1 + 1 + 1 +7
Course: Sain Scoggins at Henry Hagg Lake - Hagg Lake 18 Holes Layout
Gristle Oakenpaw
Gristle Oakenpaw's Round Analysis
Legendary Logjaw Legion Champion and Keeper of Timber Lore

Crikey, what a specimen! 🦫 Mike Baum claimed victory in the Muscle Melee with a personal best +7 at Sain Scoggins! This magnificent creature navigated treacherous lead changes, securing the only birdie on hole 14's 179-foot par 3 🎯. After a perilous 3-hole cold streak through the enchanted back nine, our champion beaver emerged triumphant! In this survival habitat of only 2 MA3 competitors, Baum's 882-rated performance proved that even in the mystical overcast wilderness ☁️, the strongest specimens adapt and conquer! 🏆

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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 5 3 58
Distance (ft) 285 222 275 555 592 347 437 306 340 296 404 160 253 179 284 328 800 313 6376
Pool Avg 3.50 2.50 4.00 3.50 4.50 3.50 3.00 4.00 3.00 4.00 5.00 2.00 3.00 2.50 3.50 4.50 6.00 3.50 65.50
Score 3 2 4 3 5 4 3 3 3 4 6 2 3 3 3 5 6 4 66
+/– Par -1 + 1 -1 + 2 + 1 + 1 + 2 -1 + 2 + 1 + 1 +8
Course: Sain Scoggins at Henry Hagg Lake - Hagg Lake 18 Holes Layout
Gristle Oakenpaw
Gristle Oakenpaw's Round Analysis
Legendary Logjaw Legion Champion and Keeper of Timber Lore

Crikey, what a specimen! 🦫 AJ Del Fava blazed to a personal best +8 at Sain Scoggins, seizing the early lead and dominating with sole birdies on holes 2 and 4! After bouncing back brilliantly from a double bogey with a clutch birdie on 12, this muscular beaver faced the ultimate test 💪. A cold finish with three straight bogeys cost the lead on 18, but securing the podium in 2nd place proves true Logjaw Legion grit! 🏆

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FA4 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 5 3 58
Distance (ft) 285 222 275 555 592 347 437 306 340 296 404 160 253 179 284 328 800 313 6376
Pool Avg 4.00 3.00 4.00 7.00 6.00 4.00 4.00 6.00 4.00 5.00 6.00 3.00 4.00 5.00 4.00 6.00 8.00 5.00 88.00
Score 4 3 4 7 6 4 4 6 4 5 6 3 4 5 4 6 8 5 88
+/– Par + 1 + 1 + 3 + 3 + 1 + 1 + 3 + 1 + 2 + 2 + 1 + 2 + 1 + 3 + 3 + 2 +30
Course: Sain Scoggins at Henry Hagg Lake - Hagg Lake 18 Holes Layout
Gristle Oakenpaw
Gristle Oakenpaw's Round Analysis
Legendary Logjaw Legion Champion and Keeper of Timber Lore

Crikey, what a specimen! 🦫 Jess Hen survived the treacherous Hagg Lake ecosystem in true Logjaw fashion, battling through a brutal 9-hole cold streak before breaking free at hole 11! 🔥 Though the final stretch proved perilous with 6 late bogeys, this magnificent creature exceeded her natural rating by 16 points 📊. At +30, she claimed her territory as the lone FA4 survivor! 🪵 In these enchanted woods, sometimes outlasting the habitat is victory enough! 🌲

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Victorious Faction

Logjaw Legion

Logjaw Legion

The Logjaw Legion represents the brawny, tradition-bound heart of beaver athleticism. Members strive for legendary feats of strength, mastery of enchanted timber, and relentless endurance. Enchanted logs, heavy dumbbells hewn from glowing wood, and mythic bulk symbolize their prowess. The Legion sees the enchanted forest as a proving ground where the mightiest beavers set the laws—and disc golf victories are proof of worthiness. They revere ancestral coaches and celebrate every muscle-building ritual.

Crikey, what a specimen!
Gristle Oakenpaw Reed Quickshine

Members

28

Divisions

MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA2 MP50 MP60

This faction emerged victorious in Week 9, advancing their narrative in the ongoing conflict.

Performance (50%) Achievements (30%) Community (20%)

Victory points are calculated based on player performance relative to rating, special achievements like aces and CTPs, and community contributions. Pool multipliers are applied based on division ratings and demographics to ensure balanced competition.

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Muscle Melee

Previously

The Timber Toss has transformed from a rivalry between muscular beaver clans into a crucible of unity, as Reed Quickshine's escalating magical sabotage inadvertently awakened ancient forces that forced the Logjaw Legion, Veinkin Crest, and mysterious neutral beavers into unprecedented cooperation for survival. The forest spirit's demands have grown ever more challenging, culminating in the Tail Triumph where all magical artifacts—from Mike Smith's beloved Quickvine to Gristle Oakenpaw's narrator position—were sacrificed and merged into a collective crown that pulses with combined power. Reed has completed his redemption arc by surrendering his original golden disc of innovation, while former rivals now teach each other openly, building techniques that require cooperation rather than individual magical advantages. As the Muscle Melee approaches with its promise of pushing every beaver to their absolute limits, the question burns bright: can unity forged through sacrifice survive when stripped of magical aids, or will the forest spirit's final trials shatter bonds that even catastrophe could not break?

Gristle Oakenpaw
Story by
Gristle Oakenpaw
Legendary Logjaw Legion Champion and Keeper of Timber Lore
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Episode 9: Muscle Melee

The dawn broke strange over Hagg Lake, painting the sky in colors that had no names. Dominic Plumhoff felt it first through his Burl Battler armor—the enchanted cedar plates vibrating with a resonance that made his teeth ache. Around him, hundreds of beavers from all three factions stirred uneasily, their unified camp a testament to how far they'd come since the season began. 🌅

"Something's different," Mike Smith murmured, his arm still feeling phantom sensations where the Quickvine once wrapped. "The air tastes... sharp."

Indeed, the morning mist carried an electric charge that made fur stand on end. Where yesterday's course had been merely challenging, today the fairways themselves seemed to pulse with barely contained energy. Trees leaned inward at impossible angles. The ground rippled like water. And from the lake's depths, that familiar green glow intensified.

Gristle Oakenpaw moved through the crowd—no longer above it on his platform, but among his fellow beavers as an equal. His voice, when it came, carried its usual boom but tempered with genuine concern. "Prepare yourselves, mighty competitors! The forest stirs with purpose this morning. Whatever trial awaits, we face it together!"

The forest spirit's emergence was swift and terrible. Water exploded upward in a geyser that touched the clouds, and when it fell, the spirit stood before them—larger than ever, its form crackling with raw power. Ancient eyes swept across the assembled beavers with the weight of mountains. ⚡

"THE FINAL TRIAL BEGINS," it intoned, voice shaking the earth. "YOU HAVE SHOWN UNITY IN WORD AND DEED. NOW PROVE IT IN THE CRUCIBLE OF ACTION."

With a gesture that split the air itself, the spirit transformed Sain Scoggins into something from nightmares. The course twisted and writhed, fairways becoming corridors of living wood and thorn. Baskets relocated to impossible positions—suspended over chasms, protected by walls of fire, guarded by animate trees. The very ground sprouted obstacles: razor-sharp root mazes, pools of magical quicksand, tunnels that compressed and expanded with each heartbeat.

"THE MUSCLE MELEE," the spirit continued. "NAVIGATE MY GAUNTLET AS ONE. EVERY THROW MUST SERVE THE WHOLE. EVERY STEP MUST PROTECT YOUR NEIGHBOR. FAIL, AND THE MAGIC OF HAGG LAKE DIES WITH YOU."

Reed Quickshine studied the transformed course with eyes that had lost their golden gleam but gained something more valuable—clarity. "I know these patterns," he said quietly. "During my... previous activities, I learned how magical obstacles respond to interference. Let me help."

The wariness in some eyes couldn't be hidden, but Dominic stepped forward, his Burl Battler armor creaking with the movement. "We all have roles to play. Your knowledge, my protection, everyone's courage. That's how we survive this."

The first obstacle was a fairway that had become a living tunnel of thorns, its walls closing and opening in lethal rhythm. Discs had to be thrown in precise sequence to keep the passage open while beavers navigated through. One mistimed throw would mean impalement for those inside. 🎯

"Formation groups of six!" Mike called out, his experience without the Quickvine teaching him to see patterns in collective movement. "Two throwers, two guides, two defenders!"

Dominic took point in the first group, his armor's reactive hardening allowing him to deflect the worst of the thorns. Behind him, Reed called out timing based on his sabotage experience. "The thorns retract on a seven-second cycle! Throw on my mark!"

The synchronization was beautiful and terrible. Discs flew in perfect arcs, their impacts triggering brief openings. Beavers dove through gaps barely large enough for their bodies, Burl Battler plates absorbing impacts that would have torn flesh. When a Veinkin youth stumbled, Dominic's armor expanded, creating a living shield that bought precious seconds for recovery.

"MAGNIFICENT ADAPTATION!" Gristle boomed, unable to contain his enthusiasm entirely. "Like the sacred rituals of our ancestors, but evolved for—WAIT!" His voice dropped to an urgent whisper. "Nobody move! There's a family of phosphorescent moths establishing a mating display in that thorn cluster! Third branch from the—"

"GRISTLE!" several voices shouted in unison.

"Right, yes, life-threatening gauntlet, my apologies!" He shook his head vigorously. "Continue the migration through the deadly passage!"

The second obstacle nearly broke them. A series of platforms suspended over churning magical quicksand, each one requiring a perfect approach shot to activate. Miss, and the platform would tilt, dumping its occupants into the hungry depths below. The crown of merged artifacts pulsed weakly on its pedestal, too far away to help. 💪

"The angles are impossible," someone cried. "We can't all make these shots!"

Reed studied the configuration with the eye of someone who'd spent months planning impossible scenarios. "Not individually, no. But look—if we bank shots off each other's discs mid-flight, we can redirect them to platforms we couldn't reach alone."

It was madness. It required trust. It required the very unity they'd been building toward all season.

Dominic positioned himself at the platform's edge. "I'll anchor. My armor can take the impacts. Throw through me if you need to."

What followed was unprecedented in disc golf history. Discs collided intentionally mid-air, redirecting toward distant targets. Dominic's Burl Battler armor became a living backboard, cedar plates angling to create perfect deflections. Former rivals guided each other's throws, calling out wind conditions and magical currents with the precision of family.

The third obstacle changed everything.

A massive tree, twisted by the forest spirit's power, had become a vertical maze. Its trunk opened into passages that led up, down, sideways—spatial logic abandoned for pure magical chaos. At its crown, a basket waited, but reaching it required navigating paths that shifted every thirty seconds. Worse, phantom duplicates of the passages appeared and disappeared, leading to dead ends or dangerous drops. 🌲

"I can map the real paths," Reed said, his experience with illusion magic invaluable. "But someone needs to mark them for others to follow."

Dominic didn't hesitate. "I'll go first. My armor will remember the impacts—real bark feels different from phantom projections."

He climbed, each movement deliberate. When phantom passages appeared, he tested them with armored fists, the Burl Battler plates resonating differently against illusion. Behind him, others followed the trail he blazed, trusting in the path marked by cedar splinters and moss residue.

Halfway up, disaster struck. A section of real passage crumbled under the weight of so many climbers. Dominic saw it happening—saw the young beavers below him beginning to fall—and made his choice.

He released his grip on the tree and dropped.

His Burl Battler armor expanded to its fullest extent, plates spreading like wings. He caught the falling beavers against his chest, the armor's impact-absorption working overtime. They hit a lower platform hard, cedar plates cracking with the force, but everyone survived.

"Your armor!" someone gasped. "It's breaking!"

Indeed, the Burl Battler suit that had protected Dominic through countless battles was failing. Cracks spread across the ancient cedar, the regenerative properties overwhelmed. But Dominic smiled. "It served its purpose. We all make sacrifices for unity, remember?"

As if responding to his words, the crown of merged artifacts flared to life on its distant pedestal. Threads of light reached out—remnants of the Quickvine, essence of Swift Spore, strength of Bark Titan, and yes, the protective spirit of Burl Battler itself. The light enveloped not just Dominic but all of them, creating armor of pure unified will.

"The crown responds to sacrifice," Mike breathed. "It's not about wearing it—it's about embodying what it represents!"

The final obstacle awaited: a gauntlet of pure magical chaos where every disc golf skill would be tested simultaneously. Targets moved. Gravity shifted. Time itself seemed to stutter and flow irregularly. It was impossible for any individual or even faction to complete.

But they weren't individuals or factions anymore.

Reed took tactical command, his mind racing through possibilities. "Spiral formation! Strength-bearers create stable launching points! Speed-runners time the gravity shifts! Forest-knowers predict the target movements!"

Gristle found himself in the center, his decades of experience suddenly invaluable. "The patterns match the great migrations! When the storm petrels circle thrice, the wind shifts! When the—no, focus Gristle—THERE! The target will appear THERE in seven seconds!"

They moved as one organism. Dominic, despite his damaged armor, anchored defensive positions. Reed's strategic mind orchestrated impossible combinations. Mike organized the unified throws, conducting the symphony of cooperation.

The final throw required all of them—every beaver present—releasing simultaneously. The crown's light intensified, merged artifacts singing in harmony. Three hundred discs flew as one, their combined magical signature overwhelming the gauntlet's defenses.

The chains sang. The forest spirit materialized, its ancient features showing something that might have been approval. 🏆

"YOU HAVE PROVEN YOURSELVES," it rumbled. "NOT THROUGH INDIVIDUAL MIGHT BUT COLLECTIVE STRENGTH. THE MUSCLE MELEE IS COMPLETE. YOU ARE READY FOR THE FINAL TRANSFORMATION."

As the gauntlet dissolved back into a normal course, beavers collapsed in exhausted triumph. Dominic's Burl Battler armor finally crumbled completely, but he stood tall, supported by beavers from all factions. The protection he'd offered had been returned tenfold.

Reed approached him with something in his paws—a fragment of sacred cedar from the armor, still glowing faintly. "For the crown," he said simply. "Your sacrifice should be remembered alongside ours."

As the sun reached its zenith, the crown of merged artifacts pulsed with new addition. The Burl Battler's protective essence joined the collective, one more thread in the tapestry of unity they'd woven through trial and triumph.

Gristle's voice carried across the gathering, warm with pride: "What we've witnessed today transcends sport, transcends competition! Like the great herds that move as one to survive the seasons, we've discovered that true strength comes not from muscle alone, but from the bonds that connect us all!"

Tomorrow would bring the Coach Clash and with it, the final test. But today, they had proven that unity forged in sacrifice could withstand any trial. The forest spirit had tested them and found them worthy.

The transformation was coming. They would face it together. 🌅

Next Week: The Coach Clash brings the season's culmination as unified beavers face the ultimate choice—restore Hagg Lake through the power of their merged artifacts, or risk everything in a final gambit against the very force that has tested them. The fate of the enchanted forest hangs in the balance.