Your Adventure Begins in Hagg Lake Flex Series

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Friday May 23, flex tees 7 AM–6:20 PM at Sain Scoggins—Henry Hagg Lake. $3 buy-in (+$7 prize/$2 ace). Late joiners welcome to wrestle with enchanted beavers! 🦫🏋️
Welcome to the season trailer of Hagg Lake Flex Series, where two powerful factions vie for supremacy on the disc golf course. As the season unfolds, players will become central characters in this epic narrative, with their achievements and battles automatically woven into the story by our AI storyteller.
The Warring Factions
Two powerful factions emerge to battle for glory on the disc golf course, each with their own unique style and approach to the game.
Logjaw Legion

The Logjaw Legion represents the brawny, tradition-bound heart of beaver athleticism. Members strive for legendary feats of strength, mastery of enchanted timber, and relentless endurance. Enchanted logs, heavy dumbbells hewn from glowing wood, and mythic bulk symbolize their prowess. The Legion sees the enchanted forest as a proving ground where the mightiest beavers set the laws—and disc golf victories are proof of worthiness. They revere ancestral coaches and celebrate every muscle-building ritual.
Veinkin Crest

The Veinkin Crest are the swift, magically attuned champions of the glowing woodland. Where the Legion prizes strength, the Crest embodies enchanted finesse: quickness, agility, tactical collaboration, and mastery over the living forest’s luminous root magic. Their training is swift and clever, blending disc golf acrobatics with bursts of agile forest energy. The Crest values adaptability, speed, and magical cunning, with every member weaving glowing tendrils of mystical root-light through each throw, vault, and dash.
Timber Toss


Disc Golf of Legends: The Enchanted Flex Series
In a world where every throw is myth and every fairway a magical gauntlet...
Deep within the glowing woods of Hagg Lake, two rival clans rise: the indomitable Logjaw Legion, led by the thunderous nature-sage Gristle Oakenpaw, and the cunning Veinkin Crest, driven by the slick strategist Reed Quickshine.
In the shadow of enchanted timber, muscular beavers hurl rune-etched discs through fog-choked valleys and shifting, sentient trees. Here, sabotage lurks beneath every root and mystical badges awaken ancient powers.
As the magical storms gather, strength is not enough, and wit is never safe. Power explodes with every enchanted acorn. “Only legends survive the enchanted woods.”
Unity or ruin awaits. Rivalries ignite. Artifacts vanish. Forests tremble. Can lore and innovation unite before darkness claims the league?
This season, the fate of the Hagg Lake Flex Series is forged in enchanted conflict—where every throw could be the one that tips the balance, and only courage can conquer the magic within.
Who will master the mystery of Hagg Lake?
Prepare for a clash unlike anything you’ve ever seen.

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Hagg Lake Flex Series
Every Friday from May 23 to July 25 at Sain Scoggins—Henry Hagg Lake. Flex start with tee times 7:00 AM–6:20 PM, choose your own adventure.
Powered by ElevateUT Disc Golf, forging quality venues for enchanted disc battles.
Divisions: MPO, FPO, MP40, MA1, MP50, MP60, MA2
Course: Sain Scoggins at Henry Hagg Lake (18 holes)
Divisions: MJ18, FJ18, MJ15, FJ15, MA40, MA50, MA60, FA40, MA3, MA4, FA1, FA2, FA3, FA4
Course: Sain Scoggins at Henry Hagg Lake (18 holes)
- Weekly Buy-In: $3
- Prize Pool (optional): $7
- Ace Pot: $2 (Current: $42.00)
- CTP: $0
Episode 5: Nut Nudge
Current Ace Pot: $42.00
Last week’s Bark Battle drew 10 beaver warriors, average score E, but no one snagged the ace—yet.
Thanks to All Day Disc Golf for arming our amateur heroes with a 10% boost to winnings. Your discs may be magic, but your sponsor is real.
ElevateUT Disc Golf is the 501(c)(3) forging disc golf’s future, one enchanted gym bench at a time.
Late joiners, fear not! There’s still time to flex your muscles against muscular beavers, claim your bag tag, and save my sanity by joining this saga.
