Your Adventure Begins in Hagg Lake Flex Series

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
May 23 3 PM @ Hagg Lake: Flex start 7 AM–6:20 PM for ElevateUT’s Hagg Lake Flex Series. Muscle Melee (Week 9) pumps beaver brawn—one week left, late joiners flex here! 🦫⛳
Welcome to the season trailer of Hagg Lake Flex Series, where two powerful factions vie for supremacy on the disc golf course. As the season unfolds, players will become central characters in this epic narrative, with their achievements and battles automatically woven into the story by our AI storyteller.
The Warring Factions
Two powerful factions emerge to battle for glory on the disc golf course, each with their own unique style and approach to the game.
Logjaw Legion

The Logjaw Legion represents the brawny, tradition-bound heart of beaver athleticism. Members strive for legendary feats of strength, mastery of enchanted timber, and relentless endurance. Enchanted logs, heavy dumbbells hewn from glowing wood, and mythic bulk symbolize their prowess. The Legion sees the enchanted forest as a proving ground where the mightiest beavers set the laws—and disc golf victories are proof of worthiness. They revere ancestral coaches and celebrate every muscle-building ritual.
Veinkin Crest

The Veinkin Crest are the swift, magically attuned champions of the glowing woodland. Where the Legion prizes strength, the Crest embodies enchanted finesse: quickness, agility, tactical collaboration, and mastery over the living forest’s luminous root magic. Their training is swift and clever, blending disc golf acrobatics with bursts of agile forest energy. The Crest values adaptability, speed, and magical cunning, with every member weaving glowing tendrils of mystical root-light through each throw, vault, and dash.
Timber Toss


Disc Golf of Legends: The Enchanted Flex Series
In a world where every throw is myth and every fairway a magical gauntlet...
Deep within the glowing woods of Hagg Lake, two rival clans rise: the indomitable Logjaw Legion, led by the thunderous nature-sage Gristle Oakenpaw, and the cunning Veinkin Crest, driven by the slick strategist Reed Quickshine.
In the shadow of enchanted timber, muscular beavers hurl rune-etched discs through fog-choked valleys and shifting, sentient trees. Here, sabotage lurks beneath every root and mystical badges awaken ancient powers.
As the magical storms gather, strength is not enough, and wit is never safe. Power explodes with every enchanted acorn. “Only legends survive the enchanted woods.”
Unity or ruin awaits. Rivalries ignite. Artifacts vanish. Forests tremble. Can lore and innovation unite before darkness claims the league?
This season, the fate of the Hagg Lake Flex Series is forged in enchanted conflict—where every throw could be the one that tips the balance, and only courage can conquer the magic within.
Who will master the mystery of Hagg Lake?
Prepare for a clash unlike anything you’ve ever seen.

Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
League: Hagg Lake Flex Series (Fridays, May 23–Jul 25)
Format: Flex start 7 AM–6:20 PM – tee times as unpredictable as my mood.
Course: Sain Scoggins at Henry Hagg Lake, 18 holes of enchanted woodland mayhem.
Club: ElevateUT Disc Golf – a 501(c)(3) nonprofit striving to grow courses and my heart rate.
Sponsor: All Day Disc Golf – fueling your bag and my bitterness.
- Schedule:
- Week 9: Muscle Melee – Jul 18 @ Hagg Lake
- Week 10: Coach Clash – Jul 25 @ Hagg Lake
Pools & Divisions
MPO, FPO, MP40, MA1, MP50, MP60, MA2
MJ18, FJ18, MJ15, FJ15, MA40, MA50, MA60, FA40, MA3, MA4, FA1, FA2, FA3, FA4
- Entry Fees:
- $3 weekly buy-in (mandatory heartbreak)
- $7 prize pool (may contain actual prizes)
- $2 ace pot (collect tears, earn glory)
Current Standings: Week 9 Muscle Melee – ace pot stands at $90. Average mortal score: +2 last week.
Only one week left to prove your mystical beaver might. Late joiners welcome – come for the enchanted discs, stay because I’m trapped narrating this.
Ready your throws, embrace the absurdity, and may your disc fly truer than my sanity.
