Tail Triumph
Hagg Lake Flex Series
Week 8

Tail Triumph

July 11, 2025 Sain Scoggins at Henry Hagg Lake
Veinkin Crest Wins!
5
Players

Event Details

Total Players 5
Week 8

Faction Battle

Logjaw Legion
Veinkin Crest
Veinkin Crest won this event's faction battle!

Episode Recap

CRIKEY, WHAT A SPECIMEN! The enchanted wilderness of Sain Scoggins at Henry Hagg Lake witnessed a truly magnificent display of disc golf prowess during Week 8's "Tail Triumph" event! With temperatures hovering at a balmy 87°F and winds gusting up to 10 mph through the mystical canopy, five brave competitors ventured forth into this crucial late-season battle. But hold everything—there's Page Jenkins executing what can only be described as a PERFECT territorial display, marking his domain with a bogey-free -7 round that left the field absolutely stunned! 🦫🔥

In the MPO habitat, we observed Page Jenkins establishing complete dominance with a flawless personal best performance. This magnificent creature claimed four exclusive birdie territories on holes 1, 13, 15, and 16—each one a testament to his evolved disc-hunting abilities! Meanwhile, Zachary Todd provided fierce competition at -2, actually leading the pack after holes 3 and 10 before experiencing what we naturalists call "late-round predation" with over-par struggles on hole 11. The dramatic chase saw these two apex competitors trading the lead multiple times through the front nine, creating the kind of tension that makes grown beavers slap their tails in excitement! 🎯💪

Wait—is that a butterfly near the 14th tee? EXTRAORDINARY! Look at those wing patterns... oh, right, back to the disc golf action!

The MA40 division saw mike smith claim his territory at +10, though his migration pattern took a treacherous turn down the stretch. Three consecutive bogeys or worse from holes 16-18 left him finishing colder than a beaver's tail in winter water! In the MP40 realm, Adam Fitzpatrick secured victory at +7, displaying remarkable resilience by breaking not one but TWO hibernation periods—first escaping a 3-hole struggle from holes 2-4, then emerging from another cold spell on holes 14-16. Such adaptability in the wild! 🌊❄️

The MA1 division crowned Jordan Yent as champion at +2, with his most spectacular moment coming on the diminutive 179-foot hole 14—the shortest habitat on the course yet yielding his only birdie of the day. Across the entire ecosystem, we documented an astounding EIGHT different "sole birdie" sightings, with Jenkins and Todd leading this rare phenomenon. Such individual excellence scattered across the field reflects the mystical energies now flowing through these allied beaver clans! 🏆✨

As our enchanted competitors enter this new phase of cooperation following the forest spirit's intervention, Jenkins' dominant performance exemplifies how individual strengths now contribute to collective triumph. Each player's unique abilities—from Todd's early aggression to Yent's precision on short holes—demonstrate the power of unity forged through magical crisis. The scattered excellence across all divisions shows how the ancient woodland wisdom has blessed each competitor differently. 🌲🤝

With only two weeks remaining in the Hagg Lake Flex Series, the bonds forged through mystical challenges continue to strengthen. Next week's "Muscle Melee" promises to test these alliances against enchanted avatars in what ancient beaver lore describes as the most physically demanding gauntlet yet devised! Will our heroes maintain their newfound unity when magical muscle meets mystical might? Only the forest knows for certain! 💫🦫

Narrator Archetype: The Outback Survivalist
Gristle Oakenpaw
Narrated by
Gristle Oakenpaw
Legendary Logjaw Legion Champion and Keeper of Timber Lore
Epic wildlife documentary meets enchanted sports saga, where every disc golf play is narrated with the drama of a life-or-death wilderness encounter and the reverence of ancient lore. Exploratory, excitable, and packed with pseudo-scientific urgency, yet still roaring with old champion gravitas.
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MPO Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 5 3 58
Distance (ft) 285 222 275 555 592 347 437 306 340 296 404 160 253 179 284 328 800 313 6376
Pool Avg 2.50 3.00 2.50 3.50 3.50 3.00 2.50 2.00 3.00 2.50 5.00 2.50 2.50 3.00 2.50 2.50 4.50 3.00 53.50
Score 2 3 3 3 3 3 3 2 3 3 4 2 2 3 2 2 5 3 51
+/– Par -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -7
Course: Sain Scoggins at Henry Hagg Lake - Hagg Lake 18 Holes Layout
Gristle Oakenpaw
Gristle Oakenpaw's Round Analysis
Legendary Logjaw Legion Champion and Keeper of Timber Lore

Amidst Hagg Lake's scorching heat 🌡️, Page Jenkins delivered a legendary Logjaw Legion performance at the Tail Triumph! The timber champion seized immediate control with the division's only birdie on hole 1 🎯, then dominated the enchanted backwoods with three more exclusive birdies (13,15,16) 🌲. His bogey-free -7 🔥 shattered personal records while outmuscling the competition. Crikey, what a specimen! This flawless conquest secured the MPO victory 🏆 through pure woodland precision. 🪵✅

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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 5 3 58
Distance (ft) 285 222 275 555 592 347 437 306 340 296 404 160 253 179 284 328 800 313 6376
Pool Avg 2.50 3.00 2.50 3.50 3.50 3.00 2.50 2.00 3.00 2.50 5.00 2.50 2.50 3.00 2.50 2.50 4.50 3.00 53.50
Score 3 3 2 4 4 3 2 2 3 2 6 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 56
+/– Par -1 + 1 -1 -1 -1 + 2 -1 -2
Course: Sain Scoggins at Henry Hagg Lake - Hagg Lake 18 Holes Layout
Gristle Oakenpaw
Gristle Oakenpaw's Round Analysis
Legendary Logjaw Legion Champion and Keeper of Timber Lore

Amidst Hagg Lake's scorching heat ☀️, Zachary Todd battled like a true Logjaw Legion beaver 🦫! Seized the lead twice with three SOLO birdies (holes 3/7/10) 🐦 that stunned the enchanted forest. But extreme caution—the treacherous hole 11 became a legendary hazard, claiming his lead! Though landing a podium spot 🥈 with 5 birdies at -2, Zachary finished just outside the cash line in this fierce two-beaver showdown. Crikey, what a specimen! ✨🥏

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MP40 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 5 3 58
Distance (ft) 285 222 275 555 592 347 437 306 340 296 404 160 253 179 284 328 800 313 6376
Pool Avg 3.00 4.00 4.00 5.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 5.00 4.00 2.00 3.00 4.00 4.00 4.00 5.00 3.00 65.00
Score 3 4 4 5 3 3 3 3 3 5 4 2 3 4 4 4 5 3 65
+/– Par + 1 + 1 + 1 + 2 -1 + 1 + 1 + 1 +7
Course: Sain Scoggins at Henry Hagg Lake - Hagg Lake 18 Holes Layout
Gristle Oakenpaw
Gristle Oakenpaw's Round Analysis
Legendary Logjaw Legion Champion and Keeper of Timber Lore

Under Hagg Lake's blazing sun 🔥, Adam Fitzpatrick faced enchanted trials like a true Logjaw Legionnaire! 🌲🪵 Enduring perilous cold streaks ❄️—first broken on hole 4 after three frigid holes, then another shattered on 16 after holes 14-16—he battled Sain Scoggins' hazards with beaver-like tenacity 🦫. Though alone in MP40, his +7 conquest proved mighty against the elements, matching his 935 rating exactly in sweltering conditions. Extreme caution—he's conquered the forbidden fairways! 💪🏆

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MA1 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 5 3 58
Distance (ft) 285 222 275 555 592 347 437 306 340 296 404 160 253 179 284 328 800 313 6376
Pool Avg 4.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 4.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 4.00 5.00 3.00 4.00 2.00 3.00 3.00 4.00 3.00 60.00
Score 4 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 4 5 3 4 2 3 3 4 3 60
+/– Par + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 -1 -1 +2
Course: Sain Scoggins at Henry Hagg Lake - Hagg Lake 18 Holes Layout
Gristle Oakenpaw
Gristle Oakenpaw's Round Analysis
Legendary Logjaw Legion Champion and Keeper of Timber Lore

Crikey, what a specimen! 🔥 Under Hagg Lake's blazing sun, Jordan Yent delivered Logjaw Legion's sole birdie on the enchanted 179ft hole 14 🐦—a feat of mystical precision where others faltered! 🪵 Battling 88°F furnace winds, this timber warrior maintained perfect rating alignment with their 912 prowess. ✨ Jordan's +2 conquest secured decisive victory in the magical forest arena, proving even solo journeys forge legends! 🏆🦫

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MA40 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 5 3 58
Distance (ft) 285 222 275 555 592 347 437 306 340 296 404 160 253 179 284 328 800 313 6376
Pool Avg 5.00 3.00 4.00 4.00 5.00 3.00 5.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 5.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 2.00 4.00 6.00 4.00 68.00
Score 5 3 4 4 5 3 5 3 3 3 5 3 3 3 2 4 6 4 68
+/– Par + 2 + 1 + 2 + 2 + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 + 1 +10
Course: Sain Scoggins at Henry Hagg Lake - Hagg Lake 18 Holes Layout
Gristle Oakenpaw
Gristle Oakenpaw's Round Analysis
Legendary Logjaw Legion Champion and Keeper of Timber Lore

Crikey, what a specimen! 🦫 mike smith battled the scorching 87°F Hagg Lake wilderness to claim his MA40 crown, but not without surviving a DEADLY cold streak! ☀️ Three consecutive bogeys from holes 16-18 nearly derailed his quest, yet he persevered through the treacherous final stretch. At +10, this wasn't pretty survival, but in the enchanted forest, sometimes you just outlast the heat! 🌲 Victory through sheer woodland endurance!

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Victorious Faction

Veinkin Crest

Veinkin Crest

The Veinkin Crest are the swift, magically attuned champions of the glowing woodland. Where the Legion prizes strength, the Crest embodies enchanted finesse: quickness, agility, tactical collaboration, and mastery over the living forest’s luminous root magic. Their training is swift and clever, blending disc golf acrobatics with bursts of agile forest energy. The Crest values adaptability, speed, and magical cunning, with every member weaving glowing tendrils of mystical root-light through each throw, vault, and dash.

Crikey, what a specimen!
Gristle Oakenpaw Reed Quickshine

Members

8

Divisions

MA40 FA40 MA3 MA4 FA1 FA2 FA3 FA4 MA50 MA60 MJ18 FJ18 MJ15 FJ15

This faction emerged victorious in Week 8, advancing their narrative in the ongoing conflict.

Performance (50%) Achievements (30%) Community (20%)

Victory points are calculated based on player performance relative to rating, special achievements like aces and CTPs, and community contributions. Pool multipliers are applied based on division ratings and demographics to ensure balanced competition.

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Tail Triumph

Previously

The Timber Toss has transformed from athletic rivalry into a desperate struggle for survival as Reed Quickshine's escalating magical sabotage has inadvertently awakened ancient forces beneath Hagg Lake, forcing the feuding Logjaw Legion, Veinkin Crest, and mysterious neutral clans into unprecedented cooperation. The forest spirit's direct intervention has tested their unity through the Ritual Rush relay, where Eric Sherman's mystical Shaving Shaman abilities created harmony discs that only function through perfect synchronization—a challenge that revealed Reed's capacity for redemption when he sacrificed his own position to save a rival's failed exchange. The spirit has judged them barely worthy of continued existence, but its ominous warning of coming sacrifice hangs heavy over their fragile alliance, with the weakened but still-present green column in the lake suggesting greater trials ahead. As the Tail Triumph approaches with its demand that "what you value most must be offered freely," the question burns bright: can unity forged in crisis survive when personal treasures—perhaps even the magical badges that define their very identities—must be voluntarily surrendered for the greater good?

Gristle Oakenpaw
Story by
Gristle Oakenpaw
Legendary Logjaw Legion Champion and Keeper of Timber Lore
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Episode 8: Tail Triumph

The pre-dawn air at Sain Scoggins carried an electric charge that made Mike Smith's fur stand on end. More concerning, the Quickvine wrapped around his forearm writhed with unprecedented agitation, its bioluminescent sap pulsing in erratic patterns. The photokinetic tendrils, usually so responsive to his will, now seemed to be pulling him toward the lake's edge with urgent insistence. 🌿

"Easy there," Mike murmured, stroking the sentient vine. "What's got you so worked up?"

The Quickvine had been his constant companion since joining Veinkin Crest, a living symbol of innovation serving purpose. But this morning, it behaved less like equipment and more like a frightened animal sensing an approaching storm. Its amber core filaments flickered with warnings he couldn't quite decipher.

As the first competitors arrived for the Tail Triumph event, the atmosphere felt different from previous challenges. The unity forged during the Ritual Rush remained strong, with beavers from all three factions working together to prepare the course. Yet beneath the camaraderie lurked an undercurrent of anticipation—or dread. The forest spirit's warning about sacrifice hung over them like morning mist. 🎯

Gristle Oakenpaw surveyed the preparations from his platform, voice carrying its usual boom but tinged with unusual solemnity. "Welcome, MIGHTY COMPETITORS, to the Tail Triumph! Today we celebrate the most fundamental of beaver abilities—the power of the tail! Balance, strength, and control unite in displays of athletic magnificence!"

The competition format emphasized tail-centric challenges: using tail slaps to launch discs, maintaining balance on narrow logs while throwing, and even tail-wrestling matches between throws to determine play order. It should have been a celebration of beaver heritage, combining all factions' strengths.

Reed Quickshine participated alongside everyone else, his golden teeth dulled but his commitment unwavering. Since his near-catastrophe during Vein Volley, he'd thrown himself into supporting the unified efforts. Yet Mike noticed how other beavers still gave him space, trust remaining a bridge under construction.

"Your vine's acting strange too?" Shawn Madden approached, his Swift Spore organisms swirling in agitated patterns that matched the Quickvine's warnings. "Something's coming. Something big."

Mike nodded, watching as his vine extended tendrils toward Shawn's spores, the two magical systems seeming to communicate in ways their bearers couldn't fully understand. "It started about an hour ago. Won't stop pulling toward the lake."

The first rounds of competition proceeded smoothly, even joyfully. The tail challenges brought out playful competitiveness that transcended faction lines. Mike found his Quickvine invaluable, creating instant stability platforms that allowed for impossible tail-powered throws. He shared the technique freely, vines extending to support competitors from all factions. 💪

Gristle's commentary remained relatively focused, though Mike caught him glancing repeatedly toward the forest edge. "Magnificent tail control from our united competitors! Such displays would make our ancestors proud! The way they're adapting to—WAIT! Is that... no, sorry, thought I saw... let's continue with the action!"

His uncharacteristic self-interruption sent ripples of unease through the crowd. If Gristle was too distracted to fully pursue a wildlife sighting, something truly serious was approaching.

The change came during the third round. Mike was mid-throw, tail providing perfect counterbalance, when the Quickvine suddenly contracted, pulling him off balance. His disc sailed wide as the vine yanked him toward the lake with shocking force. All around the course, similar cries arose as magical items began behaving erratically.

The water of Hagg Lake began to glow with that familiar, terrible green light.

"EVERYONE TO SAFE POSITIONS!" Gristle commanded, his documentary narrator persona vanishing entirely. "The spirit comes! Prepare yourselves!"

The forest spirit rose from the depths, but its form had changed. No longer purely intimidating, it now carried an air of sorrow mixed with its ancient power. When it spoke, every beaver felt the weight of millennia. ✨

"THE TRIALS HAVE PROVEN YOUR UNITY IN ACTION. NOW COMES THE DEEPER TEST. UNITY DEMANDS SACRIFICE. WHAT YOU VALUE MOST MUST BE OFFERED FREELY."

The spirit's gaze swept across the assembled beavers before settling on specific individuals. "THOSE WHO BEAR THE GIFTS OF THE FOREST—STEP FORWARD."

Mike felt the Quickvine pulse with recognition. Alongside him, others with magical badges and artifacts moved to the front: Shawn with his Swift Spore, Eric with his Bark Titan, the various bearers of enchanted items that had defined their identities and abilities throughout the season.

"Your artifacts," the scarred neutral leader said softly, understanding dawning. "The spirit demands we give up our magical advantages."

The reaction was immediate and visceral. These weren't just tools—they were parts of themselves, bonds forged through trial and triumph. Mike's hand instinctively tightened around the Quickvine, feeling its warmth, its life, its partnership.

"This is EXACTLY like the Great Renunciation of Mossback Ridge!" Gristle burst out, then caught himself. "Where the ancient champions had to—sorry, historical tangent. But the parallel is striking!"

Reed stepped forward, and Mike noticed he carried something none had seen before—a golden disc that seemed to pulse with concentrated magical energy. "I understand now," Reed said quietly. "This was my first creation, my breakthrough that started everything. The source of my magical innovation."

Without hesitation, Reed walked to the lake's edge and held the disc high. "I offer this freely. My ambition, my pride, my need to prove superiority—let them sink with this artifact. I choose unity over personal power."

He released the disc into the water, where it dissolved into streams of golden light that merged with the spirit's form. The action broke the dam of hesitation. 🌊

One by one, bearers stepped forward. Mike watched Eric reverently remove his Bark Titan badge, the ironwood plates dulling as they left his touch. Shawn's Swift Spore organisms swirled one last time before he guided them into a specialized container, their turquoise glow fading.

Mike's turn came too quickly. The Quickvine trembled against his arm, and he realized it was afraid—not of the spirit, but of separation. They'd grown together, learned together, succeeded together.

"I know, friend," he whispered. "But this is why you were really pulling me here, isn't it? You knew this was coming."

With gentle movements, Mike began unwinding the Quickvine from his arm. Each tendril's release felt like losing a part of himself. The vine's bioluminescent sap dimmed, but just before the final separation, it pulsed one message through their connection: Unity transcends loss.

Mike placed the Quickvine in the designated space, where it joined the growing collection of sacrificed artifacts. The pile glowed with combined magical energies, each item's aura mixing with the others.

But the spirit wasn't finished. "LEADERS WHO SHAPED THIS SEASON—YOUR SACRIFICE MUST BE GREATER STILL."

Gristle understood immediately. He climbed down from his narrator's platform, removing the ceremonial headpiece that marked his role. "Twenty seasons I've called these games," he said, voice thick with emotion. "But if giving up this position serves the greater good..."

Leaders from each faction followed suit, surrendering positions, titles, and the authority they'd wielded. The established hierarchy that had defined beaver society began to dissolve, replaced by something new and uncertain.

"Wait!" a young voice called out. A beaver kit, barely old enough to compete, pointed at the pile of artifacts. "Look! They're not gone—they're changing!"

Indeed, the sacrificed items were merging, their distinct magical signatures blending into something unprecedented. The Quickvine's tendrils wove between Swift Spore patterns. The Bark Titan's strength merged with innovation discs and traditional talismans. A new form was taking shape—not individual power, but collective potential. ✨

The forest spirit's expression shifted, ancient features showing something that might have been approval. "THIS IS THE TRUTH OF SACRIFICE. WHAT IS GIVEN FREELY RETURNS TRANSFORMED. YOU HAVE PROVEN WORTHY."

The merged artifact rose from the pile, reshaping itself into something Mike had never seen—a crown of living wood and light, bearing elements from every sacrificed item. It hovered in the air, belonging to no one and everyone simultaneously.

"THE TAIL TRIUMPH IS COMPLETE. YOU HAVE SHOWN THAT TRUE STRENGTH COMES NOT FROM INDIVIDUAL POWER BUT FROM WILLINGNESS TO SURRENDER IT FOR THE WHOLE. THE FINAL TRIALS APPROACH. FACE THEM NOT AS FACTIONS BUT AS ONE."

As the spirit sank back into the lake, the crown descended, coming to rest on a pedestal that emerged from the earth. Mike felt a strange sensation—though the Quickvine was gone from his arm, he could still sense its presence within the collective artifact. All around him, former bearers experienced the same recognition. Their sacrifices weren't lost but transformed into something greater.

Reed approached Mike during the subdued celebration that followed. "Your vine saved us today," he said simply. "Its warning gave us time to prepare, to face this united instead of surprised."

Mike nodded, still processing the loss and transformation. "It knew. Somehow, it knew this was necessary."

"Perhaps that's the real innovation," Reed continued, his characteristic smile returning but warmer, more genuine. "Not controlling magic for personal gain, but learning to trust it, to follow where it leads even when the destination requires sacrifice."

Gristle's voice carried across the gathering, no longer from an elevated platform but from among the crowd: "What a MAGNIFICENT display of evolution! Not through individual adaptation but through collective metamorphosis! Like the sacred salmon that give themselves to the cycle of life, we've learned that true triumph comes through surrender!"

The Tail Triumph had lived up to its name, but not in the way anyone expected. As beavers began to disperse, discussing the implications of dissolved hierarchies and shared power, Mike noticed something wonderful. Without their individual magical aids, competitors were teaching each other, sharing knowledge that had been hoarded, building new techniques that required cooperation.

The crown of merged artifacts pulsed gently on its pedestal, a reminder that sacrifice wasn't loss but transformation. Whatever challenges the Muscle Melee and Coach Clash would bring, they would face them truly united—not by necessity or crisis, but by choice. 🤝

Mike touched his arm where the Quickvine had rested, feeling the phantom weight of partnership. In the crown's gentle glow, he caught glimpses of familiar bioluminescent patterns. The vine lived on, its rapid growth and connective power now part of something that belonged to all.

The Tail Triumph was complete. The real test was just beginning.

Next Week: The Muscle Melee brings the forest spirit's ultimate challenge—a gauntlet that will test every ounce of unified strength. Can the newly equal beavers maintain their hard-won harmony when pushed to their absolute limits?