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Dominic Plumhoff
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Burl Battler
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Hagg Lake Flex Series

May 23 - Jul 25, 2025

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#2 Burl Battler
Dominic Plumhoff

Dominic Plumhoff

PDGA Rating 967
Division MPO
Events Played 3
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Burl Battler

Origin Story

Centuries ago, Logjaw ancestors discovered cedar burls could absorb impact during forest battles. Through ritual gnawing and strength channeling, they learned to animate these growths into symbiotic armor. Now, warriors earn the Burl Battler title by completing endurance trials where they subdue volatile burls in sacred groves.

Properties

The enchanted burl plates continuously regenerate when exposed to cedar resin. Impact forces trigger swirling grain patterns that disperse energy across the armor. Bark bindings tighten automatically during combat, and moss-filled crevices secrete strengthening poultices. The living wood responds to its wearer's muscle tension with reactive hardening.

Role

Burl Battlers serve as elite combat instructors who train recruits in enchanted timber warfare techniques. They simultaneously guard sacred cedar groves, ensuring only worthy warriors access the magical burls for strength rituals.

Tag Details

Pool Logjaw Legion

Tag History

Dominic Plumhoff
Dominic Plumhoff
Week 9 Score: 55 Place: 2
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Dominic Plumhoff
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Dominic Plumhoff
Week 5 Score: 60 Place: 3
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