Sunken Stones
Week 5

Sunken Stones

Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest April 1, 2025 Guardians of the Loch
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37°
Temperature

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Total Players 17
Week 5

Weather Conditions

Temperature 37°F
Wind Speed 9 MPH

Faction Battle

Guardians of the Loch
Guardians of the Loch
MVP: John Ashworth
Seekers of the Serpent
Seekers of the Serpent
MVP: Jaxson Wolfert
Guardians of the Loch won this event's faction battle!
Sunken Stones

Episode Recap

As the sun set over the misty shores of Loch Ness, 17 intrepid disc golfers gathered at the Urban Forest course, ready to brave the elements and unravel the secrets of the "Sunken Stones" event. 🌫️ With temperatures plummeting to a bone-chilling 33°F and winds whipping at a fierce 21mph, the stage was set for a battle against both the course and the unearthly forces that lurked beneath the surface. 💨

In the MA1 division, Chris Fox found himself riding solo, navigating the treacherous terrain with naught but his trusty discs and a steely resolve. 🥏 Despite a heart-wrenching triple bogey that would've broken a lesser cowpoke, Fox rallied with a clutch birdie, proving that even in the darkest of times, a glimmer of hope can shine through. 🌠 His sole birdie on the daunting hole 16 was a testament to his grit and determination.

The MA2 division saw Clayton Vanfleet emerge victorious with a stunning -2 performance that left spectators as slack-jawed as a steer at a square dance. 📊 VanFleet's 934-rated round was a personal best, and his hot streak through holes 2-5 burned brighter than a Texas sun at high noon. 🔥 Jon Atwater made an early bid for the lead, but like a tumbleweed in a cyclone, his hopes were dashed as VanFleet's prowess proved too much to overcome.

In the MA3 division, Jaxson Wolfert lassoed an even-par victory with a jaw-dropping 911-rated performance that would've made even the most ornery sidewinder tip its hat in respect. 🤠 With a clutch birdie finish on hole 18, Wolfert secured his win amidst a fierce three-way stampede with Rivera and Terry nipping at his heels.

The MP40 division bore witness to a clash of titans, as John Ashworth and Kenneth Oetker traded blows like a pair of grizzled gunslingers. 🎯 Ashworth's winning -3 round (946-rated) was punctuated by a jaw-dropping eagle on hole 5, a feat as rare as a four-leaf clover in the Sahara. Despite Oetker's valiant efforts, Ashworth emerged victorious, his spurs gleaming in the fading light. 🏆

Josh Aram weathered the storm in the MA4 division, snatching victory from the jaws of defeat despite the tempestuous conditions that threatened to swallow him whole. ☔ Aram's early lead held fast, even as Johnson, Ratcliffe, and Terry battled tooth and nail for the honor of second place.

As the sun dipped below the horizon and the winds howled like a pack of hungry coyotes, the "Sunken Stones" event reached its thrilling conclusion. 🌠 Steven Anderson emerged victorious in the MA40 division with a clutch finish, while Clinton Atwater stood tall as the lone wolf in the MA50 division. 🏆

Across the windswept course, tales of exceptional performances and nail-biting finishes spread like wildfire. 📈 Three players - VanFleet, Wolfert, and Ashworth - posted jaw-dropping rated rounds, while others mounted stunning comebacks and scoring streaks that defied belief. The challenging hole 2 played like a bucking bronco, with scores averaging +0.5 over par, while several lone rangers managed to wrangle birdies on the course's most ornery holes. 🎯

As the disc golfers gathered 'round the flickering campfire, whispers of the ancient stone circle and the monstrous form that lurked beneath the churning waves drifted on the night breeze. 🌊 With five events down and three to go, the stakes have never been higher. The gathering storm on the horizon promises to test the mettle of even the most seasoned disc wranglers, and only time will tell who will emerge victorious in the face of the rising darkness. 🌩️ One thing's for certain: the Loch Ness Chronicles are far from over, and the greatest challenges lie ahead. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Narrator Archetype: The Cowboy Poet
Angus MacTavish
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Angus MacTavish
Guardian of the Loch, Keeper of Secrets
Angus MacTavish, the Cowboy Poet, delivers his disc golf commentary with a mix of frontier wisdom, poetic observations, and a slow, Western drawl. His tone is that of a grizzled cowboy sage, dispensing equal parts witty metaphors and dubious proverbs as he analyzes the action on the course.
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MP40 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 341 291 303 269 486 441 310 262 237 301 169 288 330 340 244 344 285 238 5479
Pool Avg 3.00 3.00 3.50 3.00 2.50 3.00 3.00 3.00 2.50 3.00 3.00 2.50 2.50 3.00 2.50 3.00 3.50 3.50 53.00
Score 3 2 4 3 2 4 3 2 2 3 2 3 3 3 2 3 4 4 52
+/– Par -1 + 1 -2 + 1 -1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 + 1 -3
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Islands Layout
Round Summary

Well butter my biscuit and call me impressed! 🎯 John Ashworth blazed a trail through Urban Forest today, lassooing himself a personal best with a mighty fine 3-under par. That eagle on hole 5 was slicker than a rattlesnake in rainboots, turning heads across the course as he conquered that 486-footer. 🦅

removes hat and gazes thoughtfully at the horizon

This old cowpoke showed true grit, rising 34 points above his usual rating to card a 946-rated round. With five birdies in his saddlebags and that lone birdie on the treacherous hole 8, he proved himself worthy of second place in MP40. 📈 Though he might've finished runner-up to Kenneth Oetker, this round'll be remembered in the chronicles of Urban Forest as the day John found his true path.

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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 910 rating
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 341 291 303 269 486 441 310 262 237 301 169 288 330 340 244 344 285 238 5479
Pool Avg 3.00 3.00 3.50 3.00 2.50 3.00 3.00 3.00 2.50 3.00 3.00 2.50 2.50 3.00 2.50 3.00 3.50 3.50 53.00
Score 3 4 3 3 3 2 3 4 3 3 4 2 2 3 3 3 3 3 54
+/– Par + 1 -1 -1 + 1 + 1 -1 -1 -1
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Islands Layout
Round Summary

Well butter my biscuit, Kenneth Oetker rode through a rollercoaster of a round at Urban Forest today! 🎢 Started off like a thoroughbred, sharing the lead right outta the gate, though that Super Ace hole bucked him off faster than a mechanical bull with a grudge. The highlight of his trail ride came on that mighty hole 6 - a 441-footer that had most folks scratchin' their heads, but Kenneth wrangled himself the only birdie in the whole shootin' match. 🎯

Despite some rough patches that'd make a tumbleweed think twice, he corralled 4 birdies on his way to a respectable 1-under par finish. Like a true frontier spirit, he showed particular grit on them longer holes, though them late-round bogeys had him slippin' from the lead faster than a greased pig at the county fair. 🥏

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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 962 rating
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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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MA1 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 341 291 303 269 486 441 310 262 237 301 169 288 330 340 244 344 285 238 5479
Pool Avg 3.00 4.00 4.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 2.00 4.00 3.00 3.00 6.00 2.00 3.00 4.00 3.00 2.00 4.00 4.00 60.00
Score 3 4 4 3 3 3 2 4 3 3 6 2 3 4 3 2 4 4 60
+/– Par + 1 + 1 -1 -1 + 1 + 3 -1 + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 +5
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Islands Layout
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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 976 rating
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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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MA50 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 341 291 303 269 486 441 310 262 237 301 169 288 330 340 244 344 285 238 5479
Pool Avg 4.00 4.00 4.00 6.00 5.00 4.00 2.00 4.00 3.00 3.00 2.00 3.00 2.00 4.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 4.00 63.00
Score 4 4 4 6 5 4 2 4 3 3 2 3 2 4 3 3 3 4 63
+/– Par + 1 + 1 + 1 + 3 + 1 + 1 -1 + 1 -1 -1 + 1 + 1 +8
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Islands Layout
Round Summary

Well butter my biscuit, Clinton Atwater rode solo in the MA50 division today, wranglin' up a +8 round that had more ups and downs than a bronc at the county fair 🎯. Like a true maverick, he rustled up three mighty fine birdies, including two that no other player could wrangle on holes 7 and 13 🌟. removes hat and gazes at the horizon Now, that cold streak through hole 6 might've tested his mettle, but just like ol' Disc-Eye Dan taught us, persistence pays off - he bounced back with that unique birdie on hole 7's 310-footer. The Super Ace hole may've slipped through his fingers, but when you're the lone ranger in your division, every shot's a chance to prove yourself against the course itself. 🥏

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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 813 rating
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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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MA40 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 341 291 303 269 486 441 310 262 237 301 169 288 330 340 244 344 285 238 5479
Pool Avg 3.00 4.00 4.00 3.00 4.00 5.00 3.00 4.00 6.00 3.00 3.00 2.00 3.00 4.00 4.00 4.00 5.00 2.00 66.00
Score 3 4 4 3 4 5 3 4 6 3 3 2 3 4 4 4 5 2 66
+/– Par + 1 + 1 + 2 + 1 + 3 -1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 2 -1 +11
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Islands Layout
Round Summary

Well butter my biscuit and call me impressed! Steven Anderson rode solo in the MA40 division, but that didn't stop him from writing his own tale of redemption 🎯. After wrestling with some ornery holes like a stubborn steer, including a particularly rough patch that had him running colder than a mountain stream for 4 holes straight, he found his rhythm. 🌟 Like a true frontier spirit, Anderson refused to let earlier troubles define his day, finishing with a flourish that'd make ol' Disc-Eye Dan proud - snagging one of only four birdies on that challenging 18th hole to seal his victory. Though his +11 round might've tested his mettle with a 784 rating, it was his resilience and that clutch finish that truly marked him as a champion of the Urban Forest this fine day. 🏆

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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 832 rating
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Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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MA2 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 341 291 303 269 486 441 310 262 237 301 169 288 330 340 244 344 285 238 5479
Pool Avg 3.33 3.33 2.67 3.33 3.00 4.33 2.33 3.67 3.33 3.00 3.33 3.00 3.00 3.00 2.67 3.33 3.33 3.33 57.33
Score 3 2 2 2 3 4 3 4 2 3 4 3 2 3 3 3 3 4 53
+/– Par -1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 + 1 -1 + 1 -1 + 1 -2
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Islands Layout
Round Summary

Well butter my biscuit, Clayton Vanfleet just wrote himself into the history books at Urban Forest! 🎯 Like a seasoned trail blazer finding new paths, Clayton carved out a personal best with a mighty fine -2, securing 2nd place in MA2. His round was hotter than a chuck wagon's coffee pot, particularly during that impressive 4-hole streak where he lassoed back-to-back unique birdies on holes 3 and 4. 📈

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This young buckaroo showed true grit by shooting a 934-rated round - a whopping 55 points above his usual number. Though he finished just outside the money line, scoring 6 birdies and blazing new trails with a personal best shows there's plenty more gold in them there hills for Clayton. 🔥

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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 915 rating
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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 341 291 303 269 486 441 310 262 237 301 169 288 330 340 244 344 285 238 5479
Pool Avg 3.33 3.33 2.67 3.33 3.00 4.33 2.33 3.67 3.33 3.00 3.33 3.00 3.00 3.00 2.67 3.33 3.33 3.33 57.33
Score 4 4 3 5 3 5 2 3 4 3 2 3 4 3 2 4 3 2 59
+/– Par + 1 + 1 + 2 -1 + 2 -1 + 1 -1 + 1 -1 + 1 -1 +4
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Islands Layout
Round Summary

Well butter my biscuit if Brandon Voyles didn't put on quite the show at Urban Forest today! 🥏 Like a seasoned bronco rider getting bucked but always finding his saddle, Brandon showed true grit with some mighty fine bounce-back birdies after rough patches on holes 4 and 6. The highlight reel shines brightest on that final hole, where he lassoed himself the only birdie of the bunch on 18 - now that's what I call finishing with flourish! 🎯 Though the +4 finish might've landed him in 5th place, them 5 birdies scattered throughout tell the tale of a cowpoke who ain't afraid to take his shots when they present themselves. removes hat and gazes at setting sun Most impressive was his birdie on that ornery hole 11, where most folks found themselves in more trouble than a jackrabbit in a rattlesnake convention.

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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 872 rating
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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 341 291 303 269 486 441 310 262 237 301 169 288 330 340 244 344 285 238 5479
Pool Avg 3.33 3.33 2.67 3.33 3.00 4.33 2.33 3.67 3.33 3.00 3.33 3.00 3.00 3.00 2.67 3.33 3.33 3.33 57.33
Score 3 4 3 3 3 4 2 4 4 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 4 4 60
+/– Par + 1 -1 + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 +5
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Islands Layout
Round Summary

Well folks, let me tell you about Jon Atwater's journey through the Urban Forest today 🌲. Started off like a stallion at sunrise, sharing the lead after hole 1, but faster than a tumbleweed could roll, that advantage slipped away 📉. The tale took a particularly rough turn at hole 2, where our friend not only surrendered his share of the lead but also missed his shot at the Super Ace pot - a moment that'd bring a tear to a coyote's eye. Despite the early setbacks, Atwater showed true grit by wrangling in 2 birdies 🎯 on his way to a +5 finish. In a small but mighty MA2 field of three, he's keeping the competition as tight as a new pair of boots. 🥏

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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 909 rating
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Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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MA3 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 341 291 303 269 486 441 310 262 237 301 169 288 330 340 244 344 285 238 5479
Pool Avg 3.25 3.00 3.75 3.25 3.25 3.25 3.00 4.50 3.75 3.25 3.50 3.25 3.00 3.25 3.25 3.25 3.75 2.50 60.00
Score 3 2 4 3 3 3 3 3 4 3 2 3 3 3 3 3 5 2 55
+/– Par -1 + 1 -1 + 1 -1 + 2 -1 E
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Islands Layout
Round Summary

Well butter my biscuit and call me impressed! 🎯 Jaxson Wolfert just wrote himself into the history books with a performance that'd make ol' Disc-Eye Dan himself tip his hat. Playing steadier than a seasoned trail horse, Wolfert navigated Urban Forest to shoot dead even par, clinching the MA3 victory with the kind of clutch finish that brings a tear to this old cowpoke's eye.

Like a true champion finding his stride, he bounced back from adversity on 17 with a mighty fine birdie on the final hole, securing his win with the determination of a frontier settler staking his claim. 📈 Most impressive was his 911-rated round - a full 73 points above his rating - proving that sometimes even the wildest broncos can be tamed into thoroughbreds. This personal best round showed the kind of grit that turns promising young gunslingers into legends of the sport. 🏆

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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 853 rating
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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 853 rating
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 341 291 303 269 486 441 310 262 237 301 169 288 330 340 244 344 285 238 5479
Pool Avg 3.25 3.00 3.75 3.25 3.25 3.25 3.00 4.50 3.75 3.25 3.50 3.25 3.00 3.25 3.25 3.25 3.75 2.50 60.00
Score 3 2 4 3 3 3 3 8 3 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 2 60
+/– Par -1 + 1 -1 + 5 + 1 + 1 -1 +5
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Islands Layout
Round Summary

Well saddle up, disc golf enthusiasts! Skyler Terry blazed a trail through Urban Forest today like a determined mustang finding water in the desert 🐎. Startin' strong by sharing the lead after hole 1, our young buckaroo showed true grit by conquering two of the course's most ornery holes - that tricky 291-footer on hole 2 and the demanding hole 18, both yielding rare birdies 🎯. Though a stumble on hole 8 knocked the spurs off the lead position, Terry still managed to wrangle a personal best with a +5 finish 📈. Like my old trail boss used to say, "Sometimes the sweetest victories come with a few tumbleweeds along the way." Three birdies and a new course record? That's slicker than a whistle on a windy Wednesday! 🥏

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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 777 rating
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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 341 291 303 269 486 441 310 262 237 301 169 288 330 340 244 344 285 238 5479
Pool Avg 3.25 3.00 3.75 3.25 3.25 3.25 3.00 4.50 3.75 3.25 3.50 3.25 3.00 3.25 3.25 3.25 3.75 2.50 60.00
Score 4 4 3 3 4 3 3 3 4 3 4 3 3 3 3 4 3 4 61
+/– Par + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 +6
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Islands Layout
Round Summary

Well butter my biscuit, if it ain't Trevor Wilcox writing himself into the history books at Urban Forest! 📈 Like a determined mustang finding its stride, Trevor galloped his way to a personal best round of +6, earning himself a mighty fine 842 rating. 🎯

removes hat, gazes at distant mountains The day wasn't without its trials, particularly that ornery Super Ace hole that proved tougher to wrangle than a wild bronc. But Trevor showed true grit, climbing up to 3rd place after hole 3 before settling into 9th overall. The disc golf gods may be mysterious in their ways, but they sure smiled upon our young buckaroo's personal best performance today. 🏆

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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 842 rating
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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 341 291 303 269 486 441 310 262 237 301 169 288 330 340 244 344 285 238 5479
Pool Avg 3.25 3.00 3.75 3.25 3.25 3.25 3.00 4.50 3.75 3.25 3.50 3.25 3.00 3.25 3.25 3.25 3.75 2.50 60.00
Score 3 4 4 4 3 4 3 4 4 3 4 4 3 4 4 3 4 2 64
+/– Par + 1 + 1 + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 -1 +9
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Islands Layout
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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 769 rating
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Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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MA4 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 341 291 303 269 486 441 310 262 237 301 169 288 330 340 244 344 285 238 5479
Pool Avg 4.00 3.80 4.00 3.20 3.60 4.80 4.00 3.60 3.80 3.80 2.80 3.60 3.20 3.60 3.20 3.40 4.60 4.60 67.60
Score 3 2 4 3 3 4 4 4 4 4 2 3 3 3 3 3 4 6 62
+/– Par -1 + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 -1 + 1 + 3 +7
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Islands Layout
Round Summary

Well butter my biscuit and call it breakfast, Josh Aram just rustled up himself a mighty fine victory in MA4! 🎯 Like a seasoned trail boss leading the herd, he took command right outta the gate on hole 1 and never looked back. That birdie on the ornery hole 2 showed more precision than a sharpshooter at a penny-tossing contest, joining just two others who managed to tame that particular beast. 🎯 Though he weathered a spell of rough trail through a 5-hole cold streak, Josh kept his composure steady as a frontier judge, finishing with a +7 that earned him an 830-rated round - a good 12 ticks above his usual showing. removes hat and gazes thoughtfully at horizon Sometimes the path to victory ain't about avoiding the rough patches, but about how you handle 'em when they come. 🏆

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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 845 rating
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Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 341 291 303 269 486 441 310 262 237 301 169 288 330 340 244 344 285 238 5479
Pool Avg 4.00 3.80 4.00 3.20 3.60 4.80 4.00 3.60 3.80 3.80 2.80 3.60 3.20 3.60 3.20 3.40 4.60 4.60 67.60
Score 4 4 4 4 4 6 4 4 4 3 2 3 3 3 2 3 4 4 65
+/– Par + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 3 + 1 + 1 + 1 -1 -1 + 1 + 1 +10
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Islands Layout
Round Summary

Well butter my biscuit, if it ain't Corry Johnson writing his own tale in the Urban Forest saga today! 🌲 Started out rougher than a rattler's belly, with them cold streaks testing his mettle through the front nine. But like any good trail rider, he found his bearings when it counted. Made a mighty fine push into third place after hole 11, showing more grit than a cowpoke at his first rodeo.

The highlight of his roundup came on hole 15, where he corralled himself a birdie that stood alone like the last cactus in the desert - being the only player to wrangle that hole under par today. 🎯 Despite finishing at +10, this young buckaroo showed some real promise, particularly in those two sweet birdies he managed to rustle up. Reckon we'll be seeing more from this promising pardner as the Serpent's secrets continue to unfold. 🐍

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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 790 rating
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Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 790 rating
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 341 291 303 269 486 441 310 262 237 301 169 288 330 340 244 344 285 238 5479
Pool Avg 4.00 3.80 4.00 3.20 3.60 4.80 4.00 3.60 3.80 3.80 2.80 3.60 3.20 3.60 3.20 3.40 4.60 4.60 67.60
Score 5 4 4 3 3 4 4 2 3 4 2 4 3 4 3 4 5 5 66
+/– Par + 2 + 1 + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 -1 + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 2 +11
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Islands Layout
Round Summary

Well butter my biscuit, Dusty Ratcliffe wrote himself quite the tale at Urban Forest today! 🌳 Despite finishing with a +11, our trail-blazing pardner managed to carve out his personal best round on this here course, showing more grit than a prospector's pan. The highlight reel features a mighty fine performance on hole 8, where Dusty stood alone like a lone ranger, claiming the only birdie while others struggled through that treacherous stretch 🎯. removes hat and gazes thoughtfully at the horizon Though them final three holes turned meaner than a rattler in July, ending in a string of bogeys, can't overshadow them three sweet birdies and that determined spirit pushing through to chart new territory 📈. Reckon we'll be seeing more personal bests from this up-and-coming wrangler.

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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 716 rating
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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 341 291 303 269 486 441 310 262 237 301 169 288 330 340 244 344 285 238 5479
Pool Avg 4.00 3.80 4.00 3.20 3.60 4.80 4.00 3.60 3.80 3.80 2.80 3.60 3.20 3.60 3.20 3.40 4.60 4.60 67.60
Score 4 4 4 3 4 5 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 3 5 4 72
+/– Par + 1 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 1 +17
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Islands Layout
Round Summary

Well saddle up, disc golf enthusiasts - let me tell you about Travis Terry's journey through the Urban Forest today 🌲. Like a young bronco finding its footing, Travis wrestled with the course to card a +17, facing some mighty challenging stretches along the trail. The Super Ace hole proved as elusive as a desert mirage 🎯, adding an extra stroke to his tally when that pot of gold was just waiting to be claimed. removes hat and gazes wistfully Most trying was that long cold spell that stretched from holes 6 through 15, like a harsh winter on the prairie ❄️. But true to the spirit of our sport, Travis kept his chin up and his discs flying, showing the kind of grit that'd make old Disc-Eye Dan himself crack a smile. 🥏

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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 55
Distance (ft) 341 291 303 269 486 441 310 262 237 301 169 288 330 340 244 344 285 238 5479
Pool Avg 4.00 3.80 4.00 3.20 3.60 4.80 4.00 3.60 3.80 3.80 2.80 3.60 3.20 3.60 3.20 3.40 4.60 4.60 67.60
Score 4 5 4 3 4 5 4 4 4 4 4 4 3 4 4 4 5 4 73
+/– Par + 1 + 2 + 1 + 2 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 1 +18
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Islands Layout
Round Summary

Well now, Dylan Thomas Lee found himself on a rough trail through Urban Forest today, pardner. 🌲 Like a greenhorn trying to wrangle his first steer, he wrestled with that Super Ace hole early on, taking a double bogey that set the tone for his roundup. His journey through the back nine turned into what we'd call a proper struggle, with them bogeys gathering like storm clouds on the horizon. 🌩️ removes hat and gazes wistfully Finishing at +18 with three separate cold streaks, including a mighty challenging stretch of 5 bogeys to close out the day, it was the kind of round that'd make even the toughest trail boss take pause. Here's hoping next week brings fairer winds for our young buckaroo. 🥏

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Victorious Faction

Guardians of the Loch

Guardians of the Loch

The Guardians of the Loch are a group of disc golfers dedicated to protecting the secrets of Loch Ness and preventing the ancient evil from being unleashed upon the world. They believe in the sanctity of the loch and its creatures, and seek to maintain the delicate balance between the natural and supernatural realms. The Guardians are known for their unwavering loyalty, their deep connection to the land, and their mastery of the unique challenges posed by the Highland courses.

Faster than a tumbleweed in a tornado!
Angus MacTavish Dr. Eliza Blackwood

Faction Leader

Angus MacTavish

Angus MacTavish is a seasoned disc golfer and a descendant of the ancient clan tasked with guarding Loch Ness. He has spent his life studying the loch's history and legends, honing his skills on the challenging Highland courses. Angus is a man of few words, but his wisdom and experience make him a respected leader among the Guardians. He believes in the importance of tradition, honor, and the power of the natural world.

Members

21

Divisions

MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA2 MP50 MP60

This faction emerged victorious in Week 5, advancing their narrative in the ongoing conflict.

Performance (50%) Achievements (30%) Community (20%)

Victory points are calculated based on player performance relative to rating, special achievements like aces and CTPs, and community contributions. Pool multipliers are applied based on division ratings and demographics to ensure balanced competition.

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Sunken Stones

Previously

Dr. Eliza Blackwood's obsession with harnessing the power of Loch Ness has led to a perilous disruption of the ancient stones, awakening a darkness that threatens to consume the disc golf league. As Chris Fox embraces his role as the Cairn Guardian, joining forces with the Mist Warden Kenneth Oetker and Rune Weaver Spencer Livsey, the battle lines between progress and tradition grow sharper. With whispers of an impending Great Awakening and the barriers between worlds wearing thin, the guardians must master their newfound abilities to protect the secrets lurking beneath the loch's surface. As unseen forces gather strength in the shadows, the true test of the guardians' resolve is yet to come.

Angus MacTavish
Story by
Angus MacTavish
Guardian of the Loch, Keeper of Secrets
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Episode 5: The Waters Rise 🌊

Dawn crept over the Urban Forest disc golf course, painting the morning mist in shades of amber and gold. But something was different about the water hazard on hole seven—the usually placid pond rippled with purpose, as though responding to an unseen force. 🌅

I watched John Ashworth approach the water's edge, his newly acquired bag tag—Cryptid CS35 Torrential Watcher—pulsing with a deep blue glow that matched the pond's mysterious depths. The tag had chosen him during yesterday's practice round, awakening when his disc skipped across the water in a way that defied physics, leaving concentric rings that spread outward in impossible patterns.

"The water speaks to you now," I said quietly, noting how the surface trembled at his approach. "Just as the mist answers to Kenneth, the runes to Spencer, and the stones to Chris." 🔮

John nodded, his expression thoughtful as he watched tiny wavelets reach toward him like curious fingers. "It's more than just water, isn't it? The pond, the morning dew, even the moisture in the air—it's all connected. All part of something bigger."

Before I could respond, a familiar voice cut through the morning calm. "Fascinating resonance patterns in the local hydrology." Dr. Blackwood emerged from behind a nearby oak, her brass compass swinging wildly. "Almost as if the water itself has become a conductor for some form of energy." 🧪

She held up what appeared to be a standard moisture meter, but I recognized the modifications—crystalline attachments that pulsed with that same sickly purple light we'd seen at Devil's Cairn. The water recoiled from her approach, drawing back like a startled animal.

"Some things aren't meant to be measured," I warned, but she was already taking readings, her eyes bright with that dangerous curiosity that had caused so much trouble already.

"Science is about pushing boundaries, Angus," she replied, adjusting controls on her device. "And I'm detecting something remarkable here—a network of hydraulic energy that connects this simple pond to Loch Ness itself." ⚡

The water began to churn, dark currents swirling beneath the surface. John's bag tag flared brilliantly, and suddenly the pond's entire surface rose up like a living wall, shielding him from Dr. Blackwood's instruments.

"The Torrential Watcher awakens," I breathed, removing my hat for a moment of quiet reverence. The water had chosen its champion, just as the other elements had chosen theirs. 🌊

The morning's tournament began with an edge of tension, as players navigated a course where every water hazard seemed more alive, more aware. John's throws defied conventional physics—his discs riding impossible currents of moisture in the air, skipping across water hazards that parted to guide his shots toward their targets.

Kenneth, Spencer, and Chris played alongside him, their own powers responding in harmony. Mist wrapped around water walls, runes glowed in reflecting pools, and even the stones at the pond's edge shifted to direct the flow of power. The Guardians' abilities were no longer just individual talents—they were becoming something greater, a synchronized defense against the darkness stirring beneath Loch Ness.

But Dr. Blackwood wasn't finished. During the lunch break, I caught her setting up some kind of array around the main pond—crystalline sensors that made the water tremble with unnatural frequencies. 🔍

"This is your last warning," I called out. "You're disturbing forces you don't understand."

She barely glanced up from her work. "Understanding is exactly what I seek, Angus. These water networks, the ley lines they follow—they're all part of a greater pattern. One that leads straight to Nessie's door."

Before I could stop her, she activated her device. Purple energy arced between the crystals, and the pond's surface began to boil. But this time, something answered her call—something vast and dark moving beneath the turbulent surface.

"Yes!" she exclaimed, eyes wild with triumph. "Finally, a direct connection to—"

The water exploded upward, not in chaos, but with purpose. John stepped forward, his bag tag blazing like a blue star, hands raised as he took control of the liquid column. Behind him, Kenneth's mist formed a protective barrier, while Spencer's runes and Chris's stone-work created a containment pattern around Dr. Blackwood's equipment.

"The water remembers," John said, his voice carrying strange echoes. "It remembers its purpose—not as a tool for your experiments, but as a guardian of ancient bounds." 🌊

The water responded, flowing like liquid crystal to engulf Dr. Blackwood's sensors. When it receded, her equipment lay shorted and useless, the purple light extinguished.

She stared at the ruined array, hands trembling slightly. "You don't understand what you're preventing. The secrets that lie just beneath the surface—"

"Some secrets are kept for a reason," I interjected. "The water knows this. Now it has a voice to remind us."

As Dr. Blackwood retreated, the tournament resumed. The Guardians claimed another victory, their powers growing stronger with each challenge faced. But watching John commune with the restored pond, I couldn't shake the feeling that we'd glimpsed something larger today—a fraction of what truly dwelt in the dark waters of Loch Ness.

The elements were choosing their champions, preparing for some greater confrontation. Water had joined our cause, adding its ancient strength to our defenses. But as I gazed across the rippling surface of the pond, I had to wonder—what power had Dr. Blackwood almost contacted? And what would she try next, now that the waters themselves stood against her? 🌌

The answers, like Nessie herself, remained hidden in the depths. But with each Guardian power that awakened, we grew better equipped to face whatever the Great Awakening might bring. The waters had risen to join our cause, and not a moment too soon. 🏆