Tempest Tee
Week 7

Tempest Tee

Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest April 15, 2025 Guardians of the Loch
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46°
Temperature

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Total Players 15
Week 7
Ace Pot $189.00 View Ace Pot Info

Weather Conditions

Temperature 46°F
Wind Speed 8 MPH

Faction Battle

Guardians of the Loch
Guardians of the Loch
MVP: Clayton Vanfleet
Seekers of the Serpent
Seekers of the Serpent
MVP: Jaxson Wolfert
Guardians of the Loch won this event's faction battle!
Tempest Tee

Episode Recap

Ancient forces stirred as an unearthly storm engulfed Urban Forest, where 15 brave disc golfers faced treacherous conditions in Week 7 of the Secrets of the Serpent league. 🌪️ Under clear skies belying the supernatural tempest to come, players navigated the Islands layout amid 41-degree winds that seemed to whisper ancient secrets. 🗺️

In MA1, Chris Fox dominated with an impressive -9 victory, fueled by a remarkable 6-hole hot streak from holes 11-16. 🔥 Craig Bennett held an early lead and secured a third-place finish despite strong recovery shots, but the dramatic scoring gap between positions left no doubt about Fox's prowess. 📊

MA2 saw an epic battle culminating in Adam Gibbons' clutch birdie on 18 to secure victory. 🏆 Clayton Vanfleet and Kieran Buhler fought for the lead throughout, with VanFleet's 924-rated performance (165 points above rating) 📈 and intense mid-round position shuffling between holes 8-10 adding to the drama. 🎢

In MA3, Jaxson Wolfert emerged victorious with a clutch birdie on 18, overcoming a 3-hole cold streak with the tenacity of a cowboy wrangling a runaway steer. 🤠 Trevor Wilcox impressed with a collection of solo birdies, while an early three-way tie set the stage for a gripping battle down the stretch. 🏜️

Kenneth Oetker commanded MP40 with a -7 victory, seizing momentum after hole 10 despite John Ashworth's early lead through the first 10 holes. Oetker's impressive 4-hole hot streak proved as unstoppable as a stampede across the high plains. 🌵

MA4 featured a narrow victory for Corry Johnson over Travis Terry, with back-and-forth lead changes early in the round and Johnson's clutch performance on the challenging hole 8 sealing the deal. 🎯 Meanwhile, Clinton Atwater completed MA50 as a solo round, as lonely as a tumbleweed blowin' in the wind. 🌾

Across the event, standout performances included Clayton Vanfleet's breakthrough 45 points above rating 📈, multiple personal bests (Craig Bennett, Kieran Buhler, Clayton Vanfleet, Adam Gibbons, Corry Johnson) 🏅, Chris Fox's supernatural 6-hole hot streak 🔥, and clutch finishing birdies from three division winners. 🎯 Solo birdies on challenging holes punctuated the round like a well-placed cattle brand. 🐂

As the unearthly storm manifested through increasingly challenging conditions, the presence of ancient forces was palpable, particularly during Chris Fox's supernatural hot streak - a clear sign of his growing power as Cairn Guardian. ⚡

With only one week remaining in the Secrets of the Serpent series, the stage is set for an epic finale. 🐍 As the Great Awakening approaches and barriers between worlds wear thin, next week's championship round at Nessie's Nemesis will determine not just division winners, but the fate of Loch Ness itself. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Will our heroes emerge victorious, or will they be lost like ships in the mist? 🌫️ Tune in next week to find out, loyal listeners! 📻

Narrator Archetype: The Cowboy Poet
Angus MacTavish
Narrated by
Angus MacTavish
Guardian of the Loch, Keeper of Secrets
Angus MacTavish, the Cowboy Poet, delivers his disc golf commentary with a mix of frontier wisdom, poetic observations, and a slow, Western drawl. His tone is that of a grizzled cowboy sage, dispensing equal parts witty metaphors and dubious proverbs as he analyzes the action on the course.
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MP40 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 340 291 303 269 379 345 310 262 237 301 169 288 290 286 244 381 372 238 5305
Pool Avg 2.50 3.00 2.50 3.00 3.00 2.50 2.00 3.00 2.00 3.50 3.00 2.50 3.00 2.50 2.00 3.00 3.50 3.00 49.50
Score 3 4 3 3 3 2 2 2 2 3 2 2 3 2 2 3 4 2 47
+/– Par + 1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 -1 -7
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Island Layout Layout
Round Summary

Well butter my biscuit and call it breakfast! Kenneth Oetker blazed through Urban Forest like a stallion with its tail on fire, wrangling up 9 birdies on his way to a mighty fine -7 finish 🎯. That fourth-quarter hot streak from holes 6 through 9 had him ridin' higher than a hawk in a windstorm 🔥, but it was his final-hole birdie - smooth as Tennessee whiskey - that sealed his victory in MP40. removes hat, gazes at horizon The way he navigated them dirt fairways and mandos, reminds me of an old cattle drive through Snake River Canyon - precise, purposeful, and powerful. His clutch performance down the stretch proved he had more nerve than a rattler in a boot factory, claiming first place in decisive fashion. 🏆

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Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 340 291 303 269 379 345 310 262 237 301 169 288 290 286 244 381 372 238 5305
Pool Avg 2.50 3.00 2.50 3.00 3.00 2.50 2.00 3.00 2.00 3.50 3.00 2.50 3.00 2.50 2.00 3.00 3.50 3.00 49.50
Score 2 2 2 3 3 3 2 4 2 4 4 3 3 3 2 3 3 4 52
+/– Par -1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 -1 + 1 -2
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Island Layout Layout
Round Summary

Well butter my biscuit, John Ashworth's round at Urban Forest was like watching a mustang break free from the corral, only to get tangled in the brambles near sunset 🌅. Started hotter than a branding iron with a magnificent three-hole streak, taking the lead faster than a tumbleweed in a windstorm. Six birdies decorated his scorecard like notches on a veteran ranch hand's belt 🎯.

But the trail turned treacherous on hole 11, where that par 3 proved meaner than a rattler in July. That bogey knocked him clean off the lead, and despite finishing with a respectable -2, our MP40 cowpoke found himself just one position shy of the cash line. Sometimes even the steadiest hand can't wrangle that elusive prize purse 🏆.

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Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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MA1 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 340 291 303 269 379 345 310 262 237 301 169 288 290 286 244 381 372 238 5305
Pool Avg 2.67 2.33 2.33 3.00 3.00 2.33 2.67 4.00 2.00 3.00 2.00 2.33 2.67 2.67 2.67 2.33 3.67 3.00 48.67
Score 2 2 3 2 3 3 2 4 2 3 2 2 2 2 2 2 3 4 45
+/– Par -1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 -9
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Island Layout Layout
Round Summary

Well butter my biscuit and call me impressed - Chris Fox just blazed through Urban Forest like a wildfire through tumbleweeds! 🔥 Taking command right from hole 1, our trail boss carved up them dirt fairways with the precision of a master cattle brandier, notching up 11 birdies along the way to secure a mighty fine -9 finish and top spot in MA1.

That 6-hole hot streak through the back nine was smoother than a mountain stream in springtime, and wouldn't you know it, he managed the only birdie on that ornery hole 13 - a feat that'd make even ol' Disc-Eye Dan tip his hat in respect. 🎯 Like a seasoned ranger finding water in the desert, Fox navigated them mandatory trees with a grace that'd make the disc golf gods themselves crack a smile. ⭐

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Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 340 291 303 269 379 345 310 262 237 301 169 288 290 286 244 381 372 238 5305
Pool Avg 2.67 2.33 2.33 3.00 3.00 2.33 2.67 4.00 2.00 3.00 2.00 2.33 2.67 2.67 2.67 2.33 3.67 3.00 48.67
Score 3 3 2 2 3 2 3 3 2 3 2 2 3 4 3 3 3 3 49
+/– Par -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 -5
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Island Layout Layout
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Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 340 291 303 269 379 345 310 262 237 301 169 288 290 286 244 381 372 238 5305
Pool Avg 2.67 2.33 2.33 3.00 3.00 2.33 2.67 4.00 2.00 3.00 2.00 2.33 2.67 2.67 2.67 2.33 3.67 3.00 48.67
Score 3 2 2 5 3 2 3 5 2 3 2 3 3 2 3 2 5 2 52
+/– Par -1 -1 + 2 -1 + 2 -1 -1 -1 -1 + 2 -1 -2
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Island Layout Layout
Round Summary

Well butter my biscuit if Craig Bennett didn't just wrangle himself a personal best at Urban Forest, though that third-place finish might stick in his craw like a tumbleweed in barbed wire 🥏. His round of -2 was quite the rollercoaster ride through them dirt fairways, with 8 mighty fine birdies to his name 🎯. Like a true frontier spirit, he showed some grit with them bounce-back birdies on holes 9 and 18, each time picking himself up after double-bogey stumbles. Started strong with that early lead on hole 3, but the course had other plans - kinda like trying to rope a wild mustang, sometimes you get the glory and sometimes you get the dirt. Still, any day you card your best score is a day worth marking in the trail journal 📈.

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Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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MA50 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 340 291 303 269 379 345 310 262 237 301 169 288 290 286 244 381 372 238 5305
Pool Avg 3.00 4.00 4.00 3.00 4.00 3.00 3.00 4.00 4.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 4.00 4.00 3.00 4.00 3.00 62.00
Score 3 4 4 3 4 3 3 4 4 3 3 3 3 4 4 3 4 3 62
+/– Par + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 +8
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Island Layout Layout
Round Summary

Well butter my biscuit if it ain't Clinton Atwater out there pioneering the MA50 division like a lone ranger on the frontier! 🤠 Facing down them treacherous mud pits and wily mandos of Urban Forest, our solitary cowhand carved out a respectable +8 round through them untamed fairways. removes hat and gazes thoughtfully at the horizon

Ain't nothing quite like blazing your own trail, and Clinton's done just that, wrangling first place in his division while wrestling with them dirt fairways and scrubby brush. 🎯 Though the score might've been higher than a rattler's temper, there's something mighty admirable about tackling this ornery course when it's showing its wildest nature. Keep that disc sailing true, partner! 🥏

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Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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MA2 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 340 291 303 269 379 345 310 262 237 301 169 288 290 286 244 381 372 238 5305
Pool Avg 2.75 2.75 3.00 2.75 3.25 3.00 2.50 2.50 3.75 3.00 2.25 2.25 3.25 3.00 2.75 3.00 4.00 3.50 53.25
Score 2 2 3 3 3 3 3 4 4 3 2 2 3 3 2 3 3 2 50
+/– Par -1 -1 + 1 + 1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -4
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Island Layout Layout
Round Summary

Well saddle up and witness the tale of how Adam Gibbons lassoed himself a victory at Urban Forest today! 🎯 Started out faster than a tumbleweed in a tornado, snagging the lead right outta the gate, though he had to wrestle with some rough patches mid-round - including a mighty struggle at hole 8 that'd make a rattlesnake wince. But pardner, this cowpoke showed true grit, climbing back into the fray with the determination of a mountain goat on a sugar rush.

Through dirt and weeds he persevered, finishing with a flourish that'd make ol' Disc-Eye Dan proud - birdieing that final hole to secure the win in MA2 with a personal best round of 4-under par! 🏆 Six birdies on the card and a clutch performance when it mattered most - now that's what I call riding off into the sunset in style. 🌅

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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 340 291 303 269 379 345 310 262 237 301 169 288 290 286 244 381 372 238 5305
Pool Avg 2.75 2.75 3.00 2.75 3.25 3.00 2.50 2.50 3.75 3.00 2.25 2.25 3.25 3.00 2.75 3.00 4.00 3.50 53.25
Score 3 3 3 2 4 3 2 2 4 2 2 2 3 3 2 3 3 4 50
+/– Par -1 + 1 -1 -1 + 1 -1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 -4
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Island Layout Layout
Round Summary

Well butter my biscuit and call me impressed - Clayton Vanfleet just wrote himself into the history books at Urban Forest with a performance slicker than a greased pig at the county fair! 🎯 Battling through the untamed terrain like a seasoned trail boss, Clayton rustled up an impressive -4 to claim victory in MA2, shooting a mighty fine 924-rated round that'd make even ol' Disc-Eye Dan tip his hat in respect.

removes hat and gazes at the distant mountains

The young buckaroo showed true grit during a spectacular three-hole cattle drive through holes 10-12, including the only birdie on hole 10 that the rest of the herd couldn't wrangle. Seven birdies total and a personal best round? That's the kind of tale that'll be told 'round these parts for many a moon to come! 📈 🏆

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Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 340 291 303 269 379 345 310 262 237 301 169 288 290 286 244 381 372 238 5305
Pool Avg 2.75 2.75 3.00 2.75 3.25 3.00 2.50 2.50 3.75 3.00 2.25 2.25 3.25 3.00 2.75 3.00 4.00 3.50 53.25
Score 3 2 4 3 3 3 3 2 2 3 2 2 4 4 3 3 5 4 55
+/– Par -1 + 1 -1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 1 +1
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Island Layout Layout
Round Summary

Well butter my biscuit if Kieran Buhler didn't just wrangle himself a personal best on this here untamed course! 🎯 Like a young mustang finding its stride, he galloped through the front nine, rustling up five birdies and even claiming the lead after hole 9. The Urban Forest proved itself wilder than a bronc at sundown though, and that bogey on 13 bucked our pardner right outta the lead. 🌲 Still, finishing third in MA2 with a +1 round is about as impressive as a three-legged coyote winning a rabbit chase - and I reckon that's mighty fine indeed. This here personal best shows our young trail boss is learning to navigate these dusty fairways with true grit and determination. 📈

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Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 340 291 303 269 379 345 310 262 237 301 169 288 290 286 244 381 372 238 5305
Pool Avg 2.75 2.75 3.00 2.75 3.25 3.00 2.50 2.50 3.75 3.00 2.25 2.25 3.25 3.00 2.75 3.00 4.00 3.50 53.25
Score 3 4 2 3 3 3 2 2 5 4 3 3 3 2 4 3 5 4 58
+/– Par + 1 -1 -1 -1 + 2 + 1 -1 + 1 + 2 + 1 +4
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Island Layout Layout
Round Summary

Well saddle up, pardners, as I tell ya the tale of Jon Atwater's wild ride through the Urban Forest frontier 🌲. Like a young bronc rider at his first rodeo, Jon started strong, bucking his way into second place by hole 3 and even sharing the lead through hole 8 🎯. But as any seasoned trail boss knows, sometimes the path takes an unexpected turn - quicker than a rattler in a boot sale.

Four birdies marked bright spots in his round, but that ninth hole proved trickier than a greased pig at a county fair, knocking him off the lead and setting the tone for a challenging back nine 📊. When the dust settled at day's end, Jon found himself bringing up the rear of the MA2 division with a +4 finish. Still, there ain't a cowpoke worth their salt who hasn't faced such trials on the trail to greatness. 🥏

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Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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MA3 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 340 291 303 269 379 345 310 262 237 301 169 288 290 286 244 381 372 238 5305
Pool Avg 3.00 3.33 4.33 3.67 3.33 3.00 3.67 4.67 3.33 3.67 2.33 3.00 3.00 2.67 3.00 3.67 3.33 3.33 60.33
Score 3 2 4 3 3 3 5 4 4 3 2 3 3 3 3 4 3 2 57
+/– Par -1 + 1 + 2 + 1 + 1 -1 + 1 -1 +3
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Island Layout Layout
Round Summary

Well saddle up and witness the tale of Jaxson Wolfert, who just rode through Urban Forest like a seasoned trail boss 🎯. Starting steady as a mountain stream, our young buckaroo found his rhythm with a mighty fine birdie on hole 2 - the only soul brave enough to wrangle that 291-footer under par.

After weathering a rough patch through holes 7-9 that'd make a tumbleweed think twice, Jaxson dug deep into his saddlebags of determination 🌟. When the dust settled on hole 18, he carved out a clutch birdie that'd make Disc-Eye Dan himself tip his hat, securing the MA3 victory with a +3 finish. Though his 833-rated round might've been a whisker below his usual mark, it was sweeter than creek water in August when it mattered most 🏆.

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Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 340 291 303 269 379 345 310 262 237 301 169 288 290 286 244 381 372 238 5305
Pool Avg 3.00 3.33 4.33 3.67 3.33 3.00 3.67 4.67 3.33 3.67 2.33 3.00 3.00 2.67 3.00 3.67 3.33 3.33 60.33
Score 3 4 5 4 3 3 3 4 2 3 3 2 3 2 2 4 3 4 57
+/– Par + 1 + 2 + 1 + 1 -1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 + 1 +3
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Island Layout Layout
Round Summary

Well saddle up and witness the tale of Trevor Wilcox, who just rode this dusty trail like a seasoned ranch hand navigating his favorite cattle drive 🎯. Starting neck-and-neck with Skyler Terry, our buckaroo found his rhythm after shaking off a three-hole cold spell faster than a rattler in July. What followed was pure poetry in motion, folks 🏆.

Like a sharpshooter at high noon, Trevor claimed four solo birdies where others found only trouble, including that ornery hole 9 that's been giving folks more grief than a bronc with a burr under its saddle (+0.7 over par average). His steady hand guided him to a well-earned first place finish at +3, earning himself an 833-rated round that'd make even ol' Disc-Eye Dan tip his hat in respect 🥏.

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Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 340 291 303 269 379 345 310 262 237 301 169 288 290 286 244 381 372 238 5305
Pool Avg 3.00 3.33 4.33 3.67 3.33 3.00 3.67 4.67 3.33 3.67 2.33 3.00 3.00 2.67 3.00 3.67 3.33 3.33 60.33
Score 3 4 4 4 4 3 3 6 4 5 2 4 3 3 4 3 4 4 67
+/– Par + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 3 + 1 + 2 -1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 +13
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Island Layout Layout
Round Summary

Well saddle up, disc golf pardners, as I recount the tale of Skyler Terry's journey through the untamed wilderness of Urban Forest 🌳. Like a greenhorn cowpoke facing their first cattle drive, Skyler struggled to find their footing, posting a +13 that landed them in third place in MA3 🎯. After sharing the lead early on, they hit a rough patch rougher than a rattlesnake's hide, weathering two significant cold streaks that had their rating dropping faster than a tumbleweed in a dust storm. But just when things looked darkest, they showed true grit with a mighty fine bounce-back birdie on hole 11, proving there's still some fight in this buckaroo 📈. Their 702-rated round might've been 163 points below their usual mark, but out here on the disc golf frontier, even the toughest days teach valuable lessons.

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Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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MA4 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 340 291 303 269 379 345 310 262 237 301 169 288 290 286 244 381 372 238 5305
Pool Avg 3.50 3.00 4.00 2.50 4.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 4.00 3.00 4.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 3.50 3.00 4.00 3.50 60.00
Score 3 3 5 3 4 3 3 2 4 3 4 3 2 3 3 3 4 4 59
+/– Par + 2 + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 +5
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Island Layout Layout
Round Summary

Well butter my biscuit if Corry Johnson didn't just wrangle himself a personal best at the Urban Forest roundup! 🎯 Like a seasoned trail boss leading the herd through treacherous terrain, he navigated them dirt fairways to claim victory in MA4 with a +5 finish. His round was marked by some mighty fine shooting, particularly them lone-ranger birdies on holes 8 and 13 - shots so precise they'd make a prairie hawk jealous. 🦅 removes hat and gazes thoughtfully at horizon Most impressive was his determination on that ornery hole 8, where other players found themselves tangled up like tumbleweeds in a fence post, but our buckaroo here was the only soul to corral a birdie. Leading the two-player showdown from wire to wire, this personal best round shows our young trail hand is developing faster than a tumbleweed in a dust devil. 📈

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Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 340 291 303 269 379 345 310 262 237 301 169 288 290 286 244 381 372 238 5305
Pool Avg 3.50 3.00 4.00 2.50 4.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 4.00 3.00 4.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 3.50 3.00 4.00 3.50 60.00
Score 4 3 3 2 4 3 3 4 4 3 4 3 4 3 4 3 4 3 61
+/– Par + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 +7
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Island Layout Layout
Round Summary

Well butter my biscuit, if it ain't Travis Terry writing himself into the chronicles of Urban Forest with a tale that'd make even ol' Disc-Eye Dan raise an eyebrow! 🥏 Started strong as a prairie wind, snatching the lead on hole 3 and marking his territory with the day's only birdie on hole 4 - a shot sweeter than honey in July. 🎯

But the trail turned treacherous round hole 13, where fortune slipped through his fingers like a greased rattler. Finished up with a +7, landing him in 2nd place in MA4 with a 780-rated round. Just missed the cash line by a whisker, but showed more grit than a cowpoke at his first rodeo. Sometimes the disc golf gods giveth, and sometimes they taketh away, but that's just the way the tumbleweeds roll out here in Spanish Fork. 🌵

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Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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Guardians of the Loch

Guardians of the Loch

The Guardians of the Loch are a group of disc golfers dedicated to protecting the secrets of Loch Ness and preventing the ancient evil from being unleashed upon the world. They believe in the sanctity of the loch and its creatures, and seek to maintain the delicate balance between the natural and supernatural realms. The Guardians are known for their unwavering loyalty, their deep connection to the land, and their mastery of the unique challenges posed by the Highland courses.

Faster than a tumbleweed in a tornado!
Angus MacTavish Dr. Eliza Blackwood

Faction Leader

Angus MacTavish

Angus MacTavish is a seasoned disc golfer and a descendant of the ancient clan tasked with guarding Loch Ness. He has spent his life studying the loch's history and legends, honing his skills on the challenging Highland courses. Angus is a man of few words, but his wisdom and experience make him a respected leader among the Guardians. He believes in the importance of tradition, honor, and the power of the natural world.

Members

23

Divisions

MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA2 MP50 MP60

This faction emerged victorious in Week 7, advancing their narrative in the ongoing conflict.

Performance (50%) Achievements (30%) Community (20%)

Victory points are calculated based on player performance relative to rating, special achievements like aces and CTPs, and community contributions. Pool multipliers are applied based on division ratings and demographics to ensure balanced competition.

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Tempest Tee

Previously

Dr. Eliza Blackwood's forbidden experiments have disrupted the ancient stones, awakening a darkness that threatens to consume the disc golf league. As the Guardians—Kenneth Oetker the Mist Warden, Spencer Livsey the Rune Weaver, Chris Fox the Cairn Guardian, and now John Ashworth the Torrential Watcher—unite their newfound elemental powers, the battle lines between progress and tradition sharpen. With whispers of an impending Great Awakening and the barriers between worlds wearing thin, the champions must master their abilities to protect Loch Ness's secrets. As unseen forces gather strength in the shadows, the true test of the Guardians' resolve is yet to come—a confrontation that will determine the fate of the loch and the world beyond.

Angus MacTavish
Story by
Angus MacTavish
Guardian of the Loch, Keeper of Secrets
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Episode 7: Tempest Rising 🌊

The waters of Urban Forest spoke with a thousand voices this morning, each ripple and eddy carrying whispers of ancient power. I watched Adam Gibbons approach the pond on hole seven, his newly awakened bag tag—Each-Uisge Guardian—pulsing with an otherworldly blue glow that made the surface dance. 💫

"The water's alive," he said softly, kneeling at the pond's edge. The liquid reached for him like a faithful hound greeting its master, defying gravity to curl around his fingers in delicate spirals.

removes hat briefly "Ain't just alive, son—it's awake. And after what Dr. Blackwood stirred up at Urquhart's Castle, we're gonna need every drop of help we can get." 🏰

The tournament began under skies heavy with promise, the air thick with moisture that seemed to respond to Adam's presence. His throws traced impossible paths across the fairways, riding currents of airborne water that materialized at his command. Each shot was like watching a wild mustang being gentled—raw power slowly yielding to purpose. 🌀

On hole four, Dr. Blackwood's latest equipment sparked and sputtered, its purple light dimming as water droplets collected on its surface. The Each-Uisge Guardian's influence spread through every bit of moisture on the course, creating a web of awareness that left nowhere for her sensors to hide.

"Fascinating defensive adaptation," she called out, adjusting controls on her devices. "But water conducts electricity, Mr. Gibbons. Perhaps a demonstration—" ⚡

Before she could finish, Adam raised his hand. The morning dew coalesced into a shimmering barrier, and her equipment shorted out in a shower of sparks. The water horse emblem on his bag tag glowed brighter, its eyes flickering with ancient intelligence.

"The Each-Uisge remembers its purpose," I explained, watching Dr. Blackwood's frustration mount. "From predator to protector, bound by oaths older than the stones themselves." 🐎

Kenneth, Spencer, Chris, and John played alongside Adam, their Guardian powers harmonizing in ways that made my ancestral blood sing. Mist twined with water walls, runes glowed in reflecting pools, and stones shifted to channel the flow of power. The very course seemed to reshape itself around their combined abilities. 🌈

During the lunch break, Dr. Blackwood made her move. Purple energy arced between her remaining sensors, and the pond's surface began to boil. But this time, something different happened—the water itself fought back.

Adam stepped forward, the Each-Uisge Guardian's power flowing through him in waves. Around his feet, the water took shape, forming the spectral outline of a massive horse formed from living liquid. His voice carried echoes of ancient seas as he spoke. 🌊

"The waters of Loch Ness aren't yours to command," he declared. "The Each-Uisge has chosen its side."

The water horse reared up, its kelp-like mane writhing with power. Dr. Blackwood's equipment crackled and died as waves of protective energy rippled outward, strengthening the ancient barriers that kept Nessie's realm separate from our own.

I've seen some shots in my day that'd make a rattler do a double-take, but watching Adam direct that liquid stampede was like witnessing every wild horse on the prairie decide to dance in perfect harmony. 🐴

The tournament resumed with the Guardians in full control. Every water hazard, every morning dewdrop, even the moisture in the air itself became part of our defense network. Dr. Blackwood and her Seekers found their technological advantages washed away by the pure, ancient power of the Each-Uisge Guardian.

As the final scores were tallied, confirming another victory for the Guardians, I noticed something remarkable. The protective runes on Adam's water horse weren't just symbols anymore—they'd become templates, spreading their influence through every drop of water on the course. The Each-Uisge's power had transformed from mere defense into something greater: a living shield of liquid light. 🛡️

But watching Dr. Blackwood retreat, her expression dark with frustrated ambition, I couldn't shake the feeling that we'd pushed her toward desperate measures. The Great Awakening approached like storm clouds on the horizon, and she'd proven time and again that setbacks only fueled her determination.

The water whispered warnings into the gathering dusk, and this time, thanks to the Each-Uisge Guardian, we were finally ready to listen. The question was: Would it be enough to face what was coming? 🌌