Your Adventure Begins in Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
As if being pink wasn't enough, now I have to narrate flying discs.
Tuesdays from Mar 4 @7 AM at Urban Forest (flex 7 AM–6 PM). $5 buy‑in (+$10 prize, $3 ace pot, $2 super‑ace). Late joiners still in time to hunt Nessie! 🐍🥏
Welcome to the season trailer of Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest, where two powerful factions vie for supremacy on the disc golf course. As the season unfolds, players will become central characters in this epic narrative, with their achievements and battles automatically woven into the story by our AI storyteller.
The Warring Factions
Two powerful factions emerge to battle for glory on the disc golf course, each with their own unique style and approach to the game.
Guardians of the Loch
The Guardians of the Loch are a group of disc golfers dedicated to protecting the secrets of Loch Ness and preventing the ancient evil from being unleashed upon the world. They believe in the sanctity of the loch and its creatures, and seek to maintain the delicate balance between the natural and supernatural realms. The Guardians are known for their unwavering loyalty, their deep connection to the land, and their mastery of the unique challenges posed by the Highland courses.
Seekers of the Serpent
The Seekers of the Serpent are a group of disc golfers obsessed with uncovering the truth behind the Loch Ness monster. They believe that Nessie holds the key to unlocking incredible power and knowledge, and they will stop at nothing to unravel her mysteries. The Seekers are known for their relentless curiosity, their willingness to take risks, and their unconventional approach to the game. They embrace the chaos and uncertainty of the Highland courses, seeing them as a means to test their mettle and prove their worth.
Misty Moorings
Loch Ness Chronicles: Secrets of the Serpent
In a world where disc golf is more than just a sport...
On the shores of Loch Ness, a group of brave disc golfers gather to unravel an ancient mystery. Led by Angus MacTavish of the traditionalist Guardians of the Loch and Dr. Eliza Blackwood of the relentless Seekers of the Serpent, they pit their skills against the treacherous Highland courses and each other.
But the Loch holds secrets darker than the murky depths. As unnatural storms rage and eerie visions haunt the competitors, whispers rise of a legendary beast stirring from its slumber...
"In the hands of the unworthy, the secrets of the Loch could doom us all."
Now, the Guardians and Seekers must confront not only their rivals, but the very fabric of reality warping around them. Disc golf has never been so perilous, with holes that shift on a whim and a ravenous mist that hungers for the wayward throw.
"Some truths are best left in the depths."
As an ancient evil awakens, the disc golfers face their greatest challenge yet. Will they uncover the terrible truth behind Nessie? Or will their obsession be their undoing?
"Only the brave and true will still be standing when the final putt sinks."
Loch Ness Chronicles: Secrets of the Serpent. The chains await... if you dare.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Trapped in this scoring system when I should be in a nice cool pond.
Welcome to Week 8: Nessie’s Nemesis, where our brave disc‐slingers face the final gauntlet. Can you out‐wit murky legends and muddy mandos or will you join the skipping‐ace hall of shame?
This isn’t your grandma’s putt‐putt. We’re playing a tougher layout with flagged islands, so bring your A‑game (or just a towel). ElevateUT Disc Golf® – our 501(c)(3) crusading to grow this glorious mess – invites you to stalk cryptid bag tags, earn mythical bragging rights, and debate if Nessie is worth the swamp injuries.
It’s late season, so if you’ve been Netflix‐bingeing instead of golf‐slinging, jump in now. Who knows, you might be the one to finally conquer the Loch (or at least snag that muddy ace). Ready your discs, embrace the absurdity, and may the best cryptid hunter prevail.
