Nessie's Nemesis
Week 8

Nessie's Nemesis

Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest April 22, 2025 Guardians of the Loch
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43°
Temperature

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Total Players 24
Week 8
Ace Pot $189.00 View Ace Pot Info

Weather Conditions

Temperature 43°F
Wind Speed 9 MPH

Faction Battle

Guardians of the Loch
Guardians of the Loch
MVP: Austin Lott
Seekers of the Serpent
Seekers of the Serpent
MVP: Timothy Scholle
Guardians of the Loch won this event's faction battle!
Nessie's Nemesis

Episode Recap

In “Nessie’s Nemesis,” the eighth and final week of Secrets of the Serpent, 24 brave souls shouldered their discs and waded into the chilly, mud-splattered wilds of Urban Forest’s Islands layout. With temperatures barely topping 43°F and the wind snapping like a lonesome cattle drive, the air crackled with tension worthy of a showdown at high noon. This was no ordinary day on the fairway—the scores shifted quicker than a fox on the run, and every throw felt like a final wager in this season’s climactic duel. 🥏🌫

In MA3, Trevor Wilcox wrangled an even-par round, sealing the title with a raucous birdie on the muddy 18th and notching a new personal best. Michael Rivera (+4) and Skyler Terry (+5) stayed hot on Trevor’s dusty bootheels, each wrangling key birdies on treacherous Par 3s. Skyler lassoed the early lead after hole 1, but a cold streak and bogeys left her looking longingly at glory from the saddle. Rivera and Wilcox swapped leads through hole 4, a back-and-forth as lively as breakin’ a wild mustang, but Wilcox’s cool hand down the stretch—and Rivera’s untimely slip on 17—set the stage for the decisive final putt. 🏆🐍

In MA4, Timothy Scholle stormed to a –1 finish, cutting through the weeds like a seasoned trail boss and birdying the last hole to edge out Corry Johnson (E) and Jake Robb (+9). Scholle rode high with a round rated 65 points above his average—a feat that’d impress even the ol’ ball-and-chain’s legendary founder, Disc-Eye Dan, if lore holds true. Johnson charged into second after a mid-round rally, but Scholle’s steady reins and a final flourish on 18 clinched a new course personal best. Each throw was earned, one muddy hoofprint at a time. 📈🌲

Over in MA1, Spencer Livsey corralled the division with a decisive –4, capping the run with a final-hole birdie and staking his claim atop the Rune Weaver ranks. His 936-rated round soared a full hundred points above his average—a performance slicker than a saloon floor on nickel beer night, as they say. Craig Bennett (–1) and Chris Fox (E) kept things lively, with the lead shifting thrice after hole 1, but back-to-back bogeys on the second hole sent ’em chasing dust. Livsey’s poise in the heat of the moment proved unbreakable. 📊⛅

In MA2, Clayton Vanfleet matched the Rune Weaver’s pace, posting a –4 capped by a crucial closing birdie to best Jon Atwater (E) and Adam Gibbons (–1). Vanfleet’s 936-rated round rode 57 points above his norm, electrified by a blistering three-hole hot streak on 9–11—faster than a tumbleweed in a tornado! Atwater and Vanfleet danced a lead-swapping two-step through the back nine, but a late Atwater bogey on 18 left the door swinging open for Vanfleet’s triumph. 🔥🎯

The MPO division became Austin Lott’s proving ground, as he unleashed a scorching –12, outdueling Baylor Sandberg (–7) and Malachi Vazquez (–6). Lott’s 1037-rated throwdown was 94 points above his usual, highlighted by a fiery six-hole sprint between 11 and 16. Vazquez took the reins after hole 1, only to tumble with a bogey on 3, while Sandberg surged before stalling post-8. Lott’s back-half birdies—especially on 8 and 18—delivered his first series win, a tale worthy of legend whispered under the Urban Forest canopy. 🏅🔥

In MP40, Kenneth Oetker tamed the field with a –1, just edging John Ashworth (E) after lead changes on 1, 2, and 5. Oetker’s 897-rated run steadied the ship after a rocky start, snapping a three-hole slump and giving the Torrential Watcher just enough edge. Ashworth grabbed the early lead with a flash, but Oetker’s birdie on 2 and patient par play proved that, out on the frontier, slow and steady sometimes wins the race. 🍃🧰

Across the board, Austin Lott’s –12 loomed as the day’s lowest round, while Timothy Scholle and Trevor Wilcox each soared more than 60 points above their normal pace. Birdies on unforgiving Par 3s—Seekers of the Serpent’s notorious 1, 3, 5, 7, 13, 14, and 15—were proof of singular bravery in a course that showed little mercy. The mud was deep, and the weeds deeper, leaving Chris Fox (–42 vs. rating) and Kieran Buhler (–96 vs. rating) as reminders that out here, it’s not always the fastest draw that wins. 🌲🥏

No aces or CTP winners appeared this round—the ol’ ball-and-chain wasn’t coughing up bounties today. The story was all about gut, grit, and the ever-shifting fortunes of disc golf destiny.

As legend would have it, these dramatic finishes echoed the Great Awakening stirring beneath Loch Ness’s waters, each champion rising as a Guardian in their own right. Where every clutch throw became a stand against the shadows, and every missed fairway a lesson burned into the annals of the league’s tale.

So as Week 8 draws its last breath, the season’s secrets are revealed: new personal bests set beneath brooding clouds, furious lead battles waged in tall grass, and the crowning of true division champions. With the final ritual complete and the Urban Forest quieting once more, all eyes now turn to the next wild chapter of the Loch Ness Chronicles—where the adventure is never truly over, and the mysteries just might run deeper than we dare imagine. 🌌🏆

Narrator Archetype: The Cowboy Poet
Angus MacTavish
Narrated by
Angus MacTavish
Guardian of the Loch, Keeper of Secrets
Angus MacTavish, the Cowboy Poet, delivers his disc golf commentary with a mix of frontier wisdom, poetic observations, and a slow, Western drawl. His tone is that of a grizzled cowboy sage, dispensing equal parts witty metaphors and dubious proverbs as he analyzes the action on the course.
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MPO Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 340 291 303 269 379 345 310 262 237 301 169 288 290 286 244 381 372 238 5305
Pool Avg 2.75 2.50 3.50 2.00 3.00 2.75 2.75 2.50 2.25 2.75 3.00 2.00 2.25 2.50 2.25 2.50 3.50 2.50 47.25
Score 3 2 4 2 3 2 2 2 2 3 2 2 2 2 2 2 3 2 42
+/– Par -1 + 1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -12
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Island Layout Layout
Round Summary

Austin Lott rode a wave of precision at Urban Forest, finishing 1st in MPO with -12, 94 points above his 943 rating and a 1037-rated round. His 13 birdies lit up the scorecard like campfire sparks, and he set a personal best on this untamed layout, besting the field by a stroke 📊🥏

A lead swap on 8 gave him momentum, power streaks from 11-16 simmered out, but a tip of the hat preceded his clutch birdie on 18 to seal the win 🔥🎯

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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 959 rating
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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 340 291 303 269 379 345 310 262 237 301 169 288 290 286 244 381 372 238 5305
Pool Avg 2.75 2.50 3.50 2.00 3.00 2.75 2.75 2.50 2.25 2.75 3.00 2.00 2.25 2.50 2.25 2.50 3.50 2.50 47.25
Score 3 2 2 2 3 2 3 4 2 3 4 2 2 2 3 2 4 2 47
+/– Par -1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 -1 + 1 -1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 -1 -7
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Island Layout Layout
Round Summary

Baylor Sandberg drew first blood on hole 2 and seized the lead by hole 3, riding a fiery three-hole hot streak that carved through Urban Forest’s muck and mandos like a lassoed breeze 🥏. A lone bogey on the mud-soaked 8th ended the streak, but he rallied with ten birdies for a -7 personal best on this layout and a runner-up finish in MPO ⛓️. His 974-round rating soared 17 points above average, ending just one stroke shy of the win and just outside the cash line. Angus tips his hat.

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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 974 rating
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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 340 291 303 269 379 345 310 262 237 301 169 288 290 286 244 381 372 238 5305
Pool Avg 2.75 2.50 3.50 2.00 3.00 2.75 2.75 2.50 2.25 2.75 3.00 2.00 2.25 2.50 2.25 2.50 3.50 2.50 47.25
Score 2 2 4 2 3 4 3 2 2 2 3 2 2 3 2 3 3 4 48
+/– Par -1 -1 + 1 -1 + 1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 -6
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Island Layout Layout
Round Summary

Malachi Vazquez blazed through Urban Forest at Spanish Fork, navigating mud‑slicked fairways and sneaky mandos for a –6 finish and third place in Week 8 of Secrets of the Serpent. His lone birdie on Hole 1 set the early pace 🎯 and earned Angus’s wistful hat‑tip at that 340‑ft gem. A 961‑rated round (+26 over 935) crowned a new personal best 📈. After leading early and stalling at Hole 10, he still showed grit on a beast of a layout.

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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 961 rating
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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 340 291 303 269 379 345 310 262 237 301 169 288 290 286 244 381 372 238 5305
Pool Avg 2.75 2.50 3.50 2.00 3.00 2.75 2.75 2.50 2.25 2.75 3.00 2.00 2.25 2.50 2.25 2.50 3.50 2.50 47.25
Score 3 4 4 2 3 3 3 2 3 3 3 2 3 3 2 3 4 2 52
+/– Par + 1 + 1 -1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 -1 -2
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Island Layout Layout
Round Summary

In Week 8’s Urban Forest finale, Clayton Rackham braved the Utah undergrowth and scored -2, ringing up five birdies on a beastly course choked with mud pits and towering weeds, earning a 910 rating 🥏📈. He claimed a new personal best for this layout, threading drives past sneaky mandos and river glints like a seasoned trail boss. The gurgling river soundtrack and quiet woods tested his focus, making that -2 even more impressive. Though he placed 4th, his closing scramble on Hole 12—slicker than a saloon floor—left even me tipping my hat.

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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 910 rating
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Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 910 rating
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MP40 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 340 291 303 269 379 345 310 262 237 301 169 288 290 286 244 381 372 238 5305
Pool Avg 3.50 3.50 4.00 2.50 3.50 2.50 2.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 2.50 3.50 2.50 3.00 2.50 3.00 3.00 3.00 53.50
Score 4 3 4 2 4 2 2 2 4 3 2 4 2 3 2 3 3 4 53
+/– Par + 1 + 1 -1 + 1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 -1 + 1 -1 -1 + 1 -1
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Island Layout Layout
Round Summary

In a season finale at Urban Forest, Kenneth Oetker rode the rough and tall weeds to a ‑1 finish, topping MP40 in week 8. He seized the lead on hole 2 and tallied 7 birdies, including a scorching three‑hole streak to hole 8 🔥🥏.
Angus doffed his hat in tribute to that hot spell, though a lone bogey on the par‑3 12 popped the scorecard, leaving him 65 points shy of his 962 standard, yet still enough to claim first place in the final week 🐍📊.

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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 340 291 303 269 379 345 310 262 237 301 169 288 290 286 244 381 372 238 5305
Pool Avg 3.50 3.50 4.00 2.50 3.50 2.50 2.00 3.00 3.00 3.00 2.50 3.50 2.50 3.00 2.50 3.00 3.00 3.00 53.50
Score 3 4 4 3 3 3 2 4 2 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 2 54
+/– Par + 1 + 1 -1 + 1 -1 -1 E
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Island Layout Layout
Round Summary

On a sun-scorched Tuesday at Urban Forest, John Ashworth wrestled an even-par 72, carding three birdies and briefly riding herd on the lead after holes 1 and 5 🥏📊. Despite glimpsing the top spot like lassoing a greased pig with a wet noodle, he slipped just outside the cash line in 2nd place. His 885-rated round sat 27 points below his 912 average, a humbling reminder that even a seasoned cowpoke can get hobbled in the mud pits.🌳

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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 904 rating
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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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MA1 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 340 291 303 269 379 345 310 262 237 301 169 288 290 286 244 381 372 238 5305
Pool Avg 3.00 3.33 2.33 2.33 3.67 3.00 3.00 3.33 2.00 3.67 3.33 2.33 2.00 2.67 3.33 2.67 3.67 2.67 52.33
Score 3 2 2 3 3 3 3 2 2 4 3 2 2 3 4 3 4 2 50
+/– Par -1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 -1 -1 + 1 + 1 -1 -4
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Island Layout Layout
Round Summary

From the first tee at Urban Forest, Spencer Livsey roped in a birdie on Hole 1 to grab a share of the lead, dancing through mandos and towering weeds en route to a -4, 1st‑place finish in MA1. He piled up 7 birdies across a spine‑tingling layout known for mud pits, riding hot with a 936 round rating vs his 945 average 📈🥏

In the final act, Spencer stared down Hole 18 and rifled a clutch birdie to clinch victory—slicker than a saloon floor on nickel beer night. The win caps off his steady campaign in Week 8 of Secrets of the Serpent league, sealing the top spot despite a rating dip. Angus doffs his hat in quiet awe 🚀🏆

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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 941 rating
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Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 340 291 303 269 379 345 310 262 237 301 169 288 290 286 244 381 372 238 5305
Pool Avg 3.00 3.33 2.33 2.33 3.67 3.00 3.00 3.33 2.00 3.67 3.33 2.33 2.00 2.67 3.33 2.67 3.67 2.67 52.33
Score 3 4 3 2 4 3 3 4 2 3 3 3 2 2 3 2 4 3 53
+/– Par + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 -1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 -1
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Island Layout Layout
Round Summary

In the Week 8 finale Nessie’s Nemesis, Urban Forest’s unforgiving muck tested every drive. Craig Bennett wrangled five birdies through the course’s mud pits and tied for the lead after hole 1, only to falter with a bogey on 2 and settle in second at ‑1. His 897‑rated round sat 25 points shy of his 922 benchmark, yet that early surge was a sight to behold. With a slow doff of his hat, Angus nods to such grit—proof the ol’ ball‑and‑chain can’t tame true backbone. 🥏📊

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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 922 rating
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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 340 291 303 269 379 345 310 262 237 301 169 288 290 286 244 381 372 238 5305
Pool Avg 3.00 3.33 2.33 2.33 3.67 3.00 3.00 3.33 2.00 3.67 3.33 2.33 2.00 2.67 3.33 2.67 3.67 2.67 52.33
Score 3 4 2 2 4 3 3 4 2 4 4 2 2 3 3 3 3 3 54
+/– Par + 1 -1 -1 + 1 + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 -1 -1 E
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Island Layout Layout
Round Summary

On Urban Forest’s final week under the scorching Utah sun 🌞, Chris Fox laced together 5 birdies but wrestled mandos like lassoing a greased pig with a wet noodle, settling for even par and 3rd place. Despite battling tall weeds and muddy traps, he found creative lines through scrubby underbrush before a bogey on Hole 2 shuffled him back from an early lead. His 885-rated day sat 42 points shy of his 927 mark—a reminder that even the steadiest hand can slip in the mud 🥏

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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 946 rating
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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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MA2 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 340 291 303 269 379 345 310 262 237 301 169 288 290 286 244 381 372 238 5305
Pool Avg 3.00 2.25 3.75 3.50 3.25 3.50 2.75 3.25 3.50 2.50 2.00 2.50 2.75 2.75 2.25 3.50 3.75 4.25 55.00
Score 3 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 2 2 2 3 3 2 2 3 4 2 50
+/– Par + 1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 -1 -4
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Island Layout Layout
Round Summary

In the rugged confines of Urban Forest, Clayton Vanfleet navigated mandos and mud to card a stellar -4, firing a 936-rated round—57 points above his 879 PDGA rating—to claim MA2 gold. He drew even after hole 1, wrestled the lead from Jon Atwater on 9, and, after a clutch birdie at 14, cemented solo control before the final stretch. 📊🔥

Six birdies dotted his path, but the clincher on 18—a frontier flourish as precise as a blindfolded lasso toss—sealed the outright win. With the “ol’ ball-and-chain” gleaming in his sights, Clayton reminded us that grit and grace conquer any beast of a course. 🎯🏆

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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 920 rating
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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 340 291 303 269 379 345 310 262 237 301 169 288 290 286 244 381 372 238 5305
Pool Avg 3.00 2.25 3.75 3.50 3.25 3.50 2.75 3.25 3.50 2.50 2.00 2.50 2.75 2.75 2.25 3.50 3.75 4.25 55.00
Score 3 2 4 5 3 3 3 2 4 3 2 2 3 2 2 4 4 2 53
+/– Par -1 + 1 + 2 -1 + 1 -1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 + 1 -1 -1
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Island Layout Layout
Round Summary

Adam Gibbons roped in a share of the lead with early birdies and, despite a bogey on 3, corralled seven more birdies to stampede into 2nd by hole 8 🥏. On 8 his drive threaded a narrow mando like a silver dollar off a coyote’s nose, lifting him into contention. He finished -1, just outside the cash line, but turned in a sterling 897 rating (+4 over his norm) 📈. He even paused, hat tipped back, to nod at the ol' ball-and-chain before a slick final putt.

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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 897 rating
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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 897 rating
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 340 291 303 269 379 345 310 262 237 301 169 288 290 286 244 381 372 238 5305
Pool Avg 3.00 2.25 3.75 3.50 3.25 3.50 2.75 3.25 3.50 2.50 2.00 2.50 2.75 2.75 2.25 3.50 3.75 4.25 55.00
Score 3 2 3 3 3 4 2 4 4 2 2 2 2 3 2 4 3 6 54
+/– Par -1 + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 -1 -1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 + 3 E
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Island Layout Layout
Round Summary

Jon Atwater muscled through Urban Forest’s muddy fairways for an even‑par finish and a 3rd‑place spot. After a three‑way tie at hole 1, he unleashed a four‑hole birdie streak on 10–13 🔥, racking up seven birdies and an 885 round rating 📊 (+1 over his 884). A slip at 16 and a stumble on 18 nudged him off the lead. He tossed discs like a cowpoke chasing tumbleweeds under Utah’s bright sunshine ☀️.

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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 903 rating
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Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 340 291 303 269 379 345 310 262 237 301 169 288 290 286 244 381 372 238 5305
Pool Avg 3.00 2.25 3.75 3.50 3.25 3.50 2.75 3.25 3.50 2.50 2.00 2.50 2.75 2.75 2.25 3.50 3.75 4.25 55.00
Score 3 2 4 3 4 4 3 4 4 3 2 3 3 4 3 3 4 7 63
+/– Par -1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 + 4 +9
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Island Layout Layout
Round Summary

In the rugged dirt and shade of Spanish Fork’s Urban Forest course, Kieran Buhler burst off the mark with two birdies and a share of the lead after hole 1 🥏🌞. A bogey on hole 3 sent him skidding off the summit, and from there his round drifted; a 770-rated performance left him +9 and slotted into 4th place, 96 points shy of his 866 benchmark 📊. On punishing fairways strewn with mandos and mud pits, Kieran wrestled with weeds and tight gaps but couldn’t tame enough lines to climb back. Angus doffs his hat to those fleeting frontier flashes.

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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 822 rating
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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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MA3 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 340 291 303 269 379 345 310 262 237 301 169 288 290 286 244 381 372 238 5305
Pool Avg 2.75 3.00 3.25 4.00 2.75 3.25 3.00 3.50 4.00 3.25 2.75 3.00 2.75 3.00 3.50 3.75 4.00 2.50 58.00
Score 3 2 3 3 2 3 3 4 4 3 3 2 3 3 3 4 4 2 54
+/– Par -1 -1 + 1 + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 -1 E
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Island Layout Layout
Round Summary

Sneaking a personal best at Urban Forest, Trevor Wilcox charged through the weeds and mud, tying the lead with a 🔥 birdie on the tough 291‑ft second—slicker than a saloon floor on nickel beer night! The sole sub‑par on hole 5 added another spark as he carded four birdies and an 885 rating. 🥏

On the 18th, a clutch birdie sealed his outright MA3 win at even par, outpacing expectations with poise and grit. 📈

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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 853 rating
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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 340 291 303 269 379 345 310 262 237 301 169 288 290 286 244 381 372 238 5305
Pool Avg 2.75 3.00 3.25 4.00 2.75 3.25 3.00 3.50 4.00 3.25 2.75 3.00 2.75 3.00 3.50 3.75 4.00 2.50 58.00
Score 3 2 2 5 3 3 4 4 4 4 4 2 2 2 4 4 4 2 58
+/– Par -1 -1 + 2 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 -1 -1 -1 + 1 + 1 + 1 -1 +4
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Island Layout Layout
Round Summary

In week 8 of Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest, Michael Rivera wrangled a 4-over final to finish 2nd, carving out sole birdies on holes 2, 3, and 14—snagging that 291ft hole 2 to buck the +0.6 avg and making hole 3’s birdie look like tryin’ to lasso a greased pig with a wet noodle! 📈🥏

After a mini hot streak across holes 12–14, Angus would tip his hat at Michael’s 834-rated effort, shaking off a cold streak that snapped at hole 11 and powering through Spanish Fork’s mud pits and mandos for a standout finish. 🤠🌲

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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 785 rating
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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 340 291 303 269 379 345 310 262 237 301 169 288 290 286 244 381 372 238 5305
Pool Avg 2.75 3.00 3.25 4.00 2.75 3.25 3.00 3.50 4.00 3.25 2.75 3.00 2.75 3.00 3.50 3.75 4.00 2.50 58.00
Score 2 4 4 5 3 3 2 2 6 3 2 3 3 3 3 3 4 4 59
+/– Par -1 + 1 + 1 + 2 -1 -1 + 3 -1 + 1 + 1 +5
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Island Layout Layout
Round Summary

Skyler Terry ignited Nessie's Nemesis with a crackling birdie on Hole 1, claiming solo lead amid the Urban Forest’s tangled mandos 🥏🐍. A stumble on Hole 2 cost the crown, but four total birdies—including the lone ace of Hole 7—kept hopes afloat. Climbed into third after Hole 6, edging into pay territory before a late bogey settled at +5 for third place. The 821-rated round fell 44 points shy of an 865 standard, yet grit shone through the muck 📊

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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 771 rating
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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 771 rating
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 340 291 303 269 379 345 310 262 237 301 169 288 290 286 244 381 372 238 5305
Pool Avg 2.75 3.00 3.25 4.00 2.75 3.25 3.00 3.50 4.00 3.25 2.75 3.00 2.75 3.00 3.50 3.75 4.00 2.50 58.00
Score 3 4 4 3 3 4 3 4 2 3 2 5 3 4 4 4 4 2 61
+/– Par + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 -1 -1 + 2 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 -1 +7
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Island Layout Layout
Round Summary

Jaxson Wolfert navigated Urban Forest’s dirt fairways, mud pits and sneaky mandos under a blazing sun, climbing into third by hole 4 then again at 9 with three birdies and that clutch on the 237‑ft 9th—like lassoing a greased pig with a wet noodle 🥏. But the loch’s secrets proved stubborn, his four‑hole hot streak cooling after 17, finishing +7 (796 round, 42 points shy of his 838 rating) to place fourth in MA3 📊. Angus tipped his hat once, letting the course whispers carry the tale.

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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 838 rating
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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 838 rating
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MA4 Division

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 340 291 303 269 379 345 310 262 237 301 169 288 290 286 244 381 372 238 5305
Pool Avg 3.86 4.00 4.00 3.14 3.71 3.43 3.71 2.86 3.43 3.86 3.00 3.14 3.29 3.43 3.14 3.71 3.86 3.29 62.86
Score 3 3 4 2 3 3 3 3 2 3 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 2 53
+/– Par + 1 -1 -1 + 1 -1 -1
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Island Layout Layout
Round Summary

Riding into the Urban Forest, Timothy Scholle carved a personal-best round of –1 to claim first in MA4, shooting 897-rated and riding 📈 a 65-point jump over his 832 rating. He grabbed the lead on hole 1, tamed the thick weeds with three birdies and even birdied the brutal 9th (237 ft) against its +0.6 avg. Like a lone ranger slipping a silver dollar off a coyote’s nose, he sealed it with a final-hole birdie 🥏 under the Utah sun.

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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 897 rating
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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 340 291 303 269 379 345 310 262 237 301 169 288 290 286 244 381 372 238 5305
Pool Avg 3.86 4.00 4.00 3.14 3.71 3.43 3.71 2.86 3.43 3.86 3.00 3.14 3.29 3.43 3.14 3.71 3.86 3.29 62.86
Score 4 4 3 2 3 3 4 2 4 3 2 3 4 3 2 3 3 2 54
+/– Par + 1 + 1 -1 + 1 -1 + 1 -1 + 1 -1 -1 E
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Island Layout Layout
Round Summary

Under the Utah sun at Urban Forest, Corry Johnson saddled into 2nd with an even-par round and an 885 rating, wrangling 5 birdies 🎯🔥. He also notched a personal-best layout score 📊. He stormed into the top three by hole 3, then etched his name with a lone birdie on the treacherous 15th, outpacing every rival there 🥏📈. Tip of the hat, partner—his steady stride through the mud pits proved he’s got frontier grit. 🤠

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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 814 rating
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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 814 rating
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 340 291 303 269 379 345 310 262 237 301 169 288 290 286 244 381 372 238 5305
Pool Avg 3.86 4.00 4.00 3.14 3.71 3.43 3.71 2.86 3.43 3.86 3.00 3.14 3.29 3.43 3.14 3.71 3.86 3.29 62.86
Score 3 4 4 3 4 4 3 2 4 6 4 3 3 3 3 3 3 4 63
+/– Par + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 -1 + 1 + 3 + 1 + 1 +9
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Island Layout Layout
Round Summary

In a battle with Spanish Fork’s gnarly fairways, Jake Robb wrestled a +9 finish to claim 3rd in MA4, settling in behind the leaders after a gutsy climb that saw him slide into the top three on hole 16 📉🐍. His lone birdie blazed like roping lightning across the mud pits, though a few stubborn bogeys kept him 29 strokes shy of his usual pace.

Angus paused to tip his hat, noting that despite a round rating of 770 (29 below his 799 mark), Jake set a personal best on this jagged layout and proved there’s grit in every flick of the wrist 🏆🥏.

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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 770 rating
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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 340 291 303 269 379 345 310 262 237 301 169 288 290 286 244 381 372 238 5305
Pool Avg 3.86 4.00 4.00 3.14 3.71 3.43 3.71 2.86 3.43 3.86 3.00 3.14 3.29 3.43 3.14 3.71 3.86 3.29 62.86
Score 4 6 4 5 4 4 4 4 4 3 3 3 3 4 3 3 3 2 66
+/– Par + 1 + 3 + 1 + 2 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 -1 +12
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Island Layout Layout
Round Summary

Dusty Ratcliffe carved a 4th‑place finish at +12 through Urban Forest’s mud pits and mandos, wrestling tall weeds and narrow gaps. A cold spell gripped his front nine until he landed his lone birdie on 10—slicker than a saloon floor on nickel beer night. 📈🥏

His 732 round rating sits just shy of his season mark, yet Dusty’s steady grind under the scorching Utah sun revealed true grit. Angus might tip his hat at that icebreaker birdie, proving Nessie’s Nemesis isn’t unbeatable. 🌞🐍

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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 724 rating
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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 724 rating
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 340 291 303 269 379 345 310 262 237 301 169 288 290 286 244 381 372 238 5305
Pool Avg 3.86 4.00 4.00 3.14 3.71 3.43 3.71 2.86 3.43 3.86 3.00 3.14 3.29 3.43 3.14 3.71 3.86 3.29 62.86
Score 5 4 4 4 3 3 4 2 4 4 4 3 3 3 3 4 5 5 67
+/– Par + 2 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 2 +13
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Island Layout Layout
Round Summary

At the Secrets of the Serpent finale, Nessie’s Nemesis at Urban Forest’s mud‑slicked fairways, Dylan Thomas Lee battled a frosty start with four blank holes before shedding the chill on hole 7. His lone birdie—landed like lassoing a greased pig with a wet noodle—sparked a climb into third by hole 10 📈. Despite another cold stretch late (bogeys 16‑18), Dylan closed +13 in fifth, his 719‑rated round mirroring his season norm under April’s sun 🥏

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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 729 rating
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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 729 rating
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 340 291 303 269 379 345 310 262 237 301 169 288 290 286 244 381 372 238 5305
Pool Avg 3.86 4.00 4.00 3.14 3.71 3.43 3.71 2.86 3.43 3.86 3.00 3.14 3.29 3.43 3.14 3.71 3.86 3.29 62.86
Score 4 4 4 3 4 4 3 4 3 4 2 3 4 4 4 5 5 4 68
+/– Par + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 2 + 1 +14
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Island Layout Layout
Round Summary

At Nessie’s Nemesis on Urban Forest, Nathan Andrus wrangled a +14 for 6th in MA4 🥏. A lone birdie sparked a personal best on this layout, and a mid-round charge vaulted him into 3rd after hole 11 📈. But a brutal finale—six bogeys from 13–18—felt like lassoing a bucking steer through a muck pit. His 707 round rating shows solid fundamentals, though those mandos will demand sharper lines under the sun.

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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 707 rating
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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 707 rating
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Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Total
Par 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 54
Distance (ft) 340 291 303 269 379 345 310 262 237 301 169 288 290 286 244 381 372 238 5305
Pool Avg 3.86 4.00 4.00 3.14 3.71 3.43 3.71 2.86 3.43 3.86 3.00 3.14 3.29 3.43 3.14 3.71 3.86 3.29 62.86
Score 4 3 5 3 5 3 5 3 3 4 2 4 3 4 4 5 5 4 69
+/– Par + 1 + 2 + 2 + 2 + 1 -1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 2 + 1 +15
Course: Urban Forest at Spanish Fork - Island Layout Layout
Round Summary

In Week 8 of Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest, Ryan Andrus carded +15 over 18 holes, setting a new personal best on this rugged layout. He punched in a lone birdie on Hole 2 to vault into second place early, teeing up a 694 PDGA‑equivalent round that speaks to his determination 📈🥏

The closing stretch proved a slippery snake pit, with bogeys on four of the final five holes sapping momentum. He tipped his hat skyward in quiet resolve, already eyeing redemption on this serpent‑strewn course 🐍🌲

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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 694 rating
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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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Victorious Faction

Guardians of the Loch

Guardians of the Loch

The Guardians of the Loch are a group of disc golfers dedicated to protecting the secrets of Loch Ness and preventing the ancient evil from being unleashed upon the world. They believe in the sanctity of the loch and its creatures, and seek to maintain the delicate balance between the natural and supernatural realms. The Guardians are known for their unwavering loyalty, their deep connection to the land, and their mastery of the unique challenges posed by the Highland courses.

Faster than a tumbleweed in a tornado!
Angus MacTavish Dr. Eliza Blackwood

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Angus MacTavish

Angus MacTavish is a seasoned disc golfer and a descendant of the ancient clan tasked with guarding Loch Ness. He has spent his life studying the loch's history and legends, honing his skills on the challenging Highland courses. Angus is a man of few words, but his wisdom and experience make him a respected leader among the Guardians. He believes in the importance of tradition, honor, and the power of the natural world.

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MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA2 MP50 MP60

This faction emerged victorious in Week 8, advancing their narrative in the ongoing conflict.

Performance (50%) Achievements (30%) Community (20%)

Victory points are calculated based on player performance relative to rating, special achievements like aces and CTPs, and community contributions. Pool multipliers are applied based on division ratings and demographics to ensure balanced competition.

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Nessie's Nemesis

Previously
  1. Main Plot Developments:

    • The Guardians have repeatedly thwarted Dr. Eliza Blackwood’s attempts to exploit Loch Ness’s ancient powers.
    • Elemental powers have awakened among the Guardians, including new abilities for Adam Gibbons as the Each-Uisge Guardian in episode 7.
    • The league’s bag tags have evolved into mystical anchors, spreading defensive magic through the loch’s waters.
    • Dr. Blackwood’s forbidden experiments have repeatedly escalated the supernatural crisis, culminating in a dramatic, failed attempt to control the waters at Urban Forest.
    • The Guardians have unified their abilities, each one contributing to a defense network as the Great Awakening draws near.
  2. Important Character Moments:

    • Adam Gibbons has embraced his aquatic guardian role, the Each-Uisge choosing to protect rather than prey.
    • Dr. Blackwood has grown more desperate and frustrated, her obsession driving her to riskier tactics but continuously backfiring.
    • The core Guardian group—Kenneth Oetker, Spencer Livsey, Chris Fox, John Ashworth—has finally harmonized their powers, signifying the progression from factional rivalry toward unity.
    • Angus MacTavish has guided and narrated the rise of the Guardians, alluding to his openness to change and collaboration.
  3. Season Arc & Thematic Elements:

    • The rivalry between tradition (Guardians) and progress (Seekers) has sharpened throughout, underscored by the recurring theme that unity is the only means of overcoming supernatural threat.
    • Nature’s power (the awakened lochs, storms, elemental guardianship) resists human control, reinforcing the motif that humans must respect and adapt to ancient forces.
    • Obsession (embodied by Dr. Blackwood) yields danger and unintended consequences, contrasting with the Guardians’ learned humility and cooperation.
    • The approaching Great Awakening signals an imminent, world-altering climax.
  4. Themes to Plot:

    • Guardian unity on the course = theme of “importance of unity.”
    • Water and mist responding directly to players = “power of nature.”
    • Dr. Blackwood’s technological failings = “progress vs tradition/consequences of obsession.”
  5. Subtle Foreshadowing Points:

    • The bag tags’ runes now actively influence the environment, suggesting they may be key in the coming climax.
    • Dr. Blackwood’s desperation could push her to one final, dangerous gambit.
    • The Great Awakening’s arrival has been repeatedly warned, “like storm clouds on the horizon.”
    • The Each-Uisge’s transformation from predator to protector hints at the possibility of similarly unexpected shifts.
    • The water’s whispers warn that even the Guardians’ defenses may not be enough.
  6. Hooks for the Summary’s End:

    • Yet as the waters fall eerily silent, the Guardians sense a disturbance that promises to test their unity as never before.
    • But with the Great Awakening looming, even the combined might of the Guardians may face a power beyond imagining.
    • Now, as the league stands united, Dr. Blackwood’s next move could unseal secrets too dangerous for either faction to confront alone.
  7. Most Effective Hook:
    The second hook combines suspense, anticipation, and ties directly to the escalating season arc: “But with the Great Awakening looming, even the combined might of the Guardians may face a power beyond imagining.”


The Guardians have united their elemental powers, with Adam Gibbons awakening as the Each-Uisge Guardian and transforming the loch’s waters into a radiant shield against Dr. Eliza Blackwood’s desperate machinations. Dr. Blackwood’s technological advances have faltered before the raw, ancient magic now coursing through every drop, and the once-fractured Guardians—Kenneth Oetker, Spencer Livsey, Chris Fox, and John Ashworth—have learned to harmonize their strengths. The living runes on the bag tags have spread their influence, hinting that these relics may hold the key to the coming storm, even as the whispers of the water grow sharper with warning. The battle lines between obsession and respect for nature have never been clearer, and unity has emerged as the league’s only true defense. But with the Great Awakening looming, even the combined might of the Guardians may face a power beyond imagining.

Angus MacTavish
Story by
Angus MacTavish
Guardian of the Loch, Keeper of Secrets
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I felt the ground shudder beneath the final tee, as if Loch Ness itself trembled in warning. Chains rattled against the baskets in a hollow clang that echoed across the course, and for a heartbeat the world held its breath before the air snapped with electricity and the first fissure of the portal appeared—cracks of swirling silver light etched into the earth like eldritch runes ⚔️🥏. Amid the rising panic, a soft chorus of echoes wove through the air. Austin Lott stepped forward, the ancient shells of his Shellycoat Sentry tag gleaming with harmonic runes. He tapped a hidden rhythm against a nearby rock, and the illusions began: phantom footsteps led the Seekers astray, whispered warnings lured their sensors off track, and every time Dr. Blackwood’s team swiveled toward the breach, they heard distant calls drawing them away 🎶🔍. On the loch’s edge, Dr. Eliza Blackwood refused to be deterred. Her device pulsed with violet energy as she commanded her followers to hold position. “The gateway is within our grasp,” she shouted, voice crackling with manic fervor ⚠️🚀. “Stand firm while I synchronize the ley lines!” I didn’t need to tell the elemental champions twice. Kenneth let the mist coil around him in living walls, Spencer sketched glowing runes that floated like lanterns in the gloom, Chris wove stones into an unbreakable lattice, John called waves from hidden springs, and Adam summoned a living tide to cushion the earth. Together, their powers formed a living fortress of nature’s oldest forces 🌊🌫️. Everything shifted when the portal’s roar flared and a shadowy silhouette—tentacled and immense—pressed against its rim. In that moment, the battle felt like trying to lasso a greased pig with a wet noodle—utterly frantic and nearly impossible! But the champions held steady, each strand of mist, stone, water, and rune singing in defiance 🌠! At the peak of the crisis, Dr. Blackwood hesitated. Her device faltered beneath the combined onslaught of natural wards. With trembling hands, she turned and smashed the crystalline core against a rune‑carved boulder. Violet shards and sparks flew, and I couldn’t help but mutter, “slicker than a saloon floor on nickel beer night!” ⚠️ I removed my hat, gazing toward Loch Ness as the final ward sprang to life in a ring of shimmering light. The champions’ powers aligned with Austin’s coded echoes, sealing the portal with a chorus of earth‑song, water‑song, mist‑song, and rune‑song. In that silent, golden moment I tipped my head back and let the quiet wash over us—the disc golf gods had smiled again 🏆. As the last vestiges of silver energy faded, the Heroes regrouped beside me. Dr. Blackwood stood humbled, her scientific zeal tempered by the near catastrophe. “There are some secrets,” she admitted softly, “that demand respect.” Across the loch, dark clouds gathered once more, hinting at mysteries yet to surface 🌌. The final baskets gleamed under a calm sky, but I knew our work had only begun. The wards would need tending, and the call of undiscovered ley lines would echo across new tournaments. Loch Ness had spoken—its champions had answered—and the next season’s adventures were already drifting on the mist.