Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort
Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Current Holder
Carson Clark
Bunyip Tracker
Yeti Zoologist Tracking His Own Kind
Obsessed With His Own Reflection
Aspects refreshed Dec 14, 2025
Once an eccentric zoologist who spent decades documenting Bunyip sightings in Australia's remote billabongs, he became obsessed with proving the evolutionary connection between water-dwelling cryptids and the Yeti. After developing revolutionary techniques for tracking creatures that move between aquatic and terrestrial environments, he was personally recruited by Captain Rasmussen to help the Frostbite Seekers trace the Yeti's movements across the Himalayan waterways.
The Bunyip Tracker possesses unparalleled expertise in identifying subtle disturbances in frozen water surfaces and reading the unique pressure patterns left when large creatures cross ice sheets. His specialized equipment includes thermal imaging devices modified to detect body heat residue in water and custom-designed sonar technology that can map caverns beneath ice flows. His methods combine cutting-edge technology with traditional Aboriginal tracking wisdom passed down through generations.
The Bunyip Tracker serves as the Frostbite Seekers' aquatic specialist, enabling the team to follow the Yeti's trail when it crosses frozen lakes and rivers where conventional tracking fails, often providing crucial breakthroughs when the expedition seems at an impasse.
Tag Details
Frostbite Seekers
The Frostbite Seekers are a group of relentless adventurers who will stop at nothing to uncover the truth about the Yeti. They believe that the key to unlocking the creature's secrets lies in confronting the harsh Himalayan environment head-on. Armed with state-of-the-art gear and an unyielding determination, they brave the icy terrain, frozen caves, and treacherous crevasses in pursuit of their goal. The Frostbite Seekers are driven by a burning desire to be the first to lay eyes on the legendary beast and reveal its existence to the world.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Eternal Echoes), tag number moved from 8 to 12. (Week 8 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Ice cracks ominously Oh look, our aquatic "specialist" is sinking faster than Dr. Banerjee's credibility! Carson Clark, the Bunyip Tracker, just slid from tag 6 to 8 like a Yeti on a Slip 'N Slide.
His performance? About as useful as thermal imaging in a whiteout. Beating his personal average by 5 is the disc golf equivalent of finding a single unfrozen puddle in this wasteland - impressive until you realize he's still +2.6 against the field. Dramatic sigh Even his sonar couldn't detect this impending disaster.
Fourth wall crumbles like an ice bridge I'm literally trapped in software narrating this aquatic clown's alpine misadventures. Next week, maybe try throwing like your discs aren't frozen fish sticks?
Remember when you jumped EIGHT spots? Flashback montage Now you're the Wile E. Coyote of this mountain - all gear, no results. At this rate, you'll be tracking Bunyips in the clubhouse beer cooler by season's end.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Crunching ice underfoot Oh look, our aquatic specialist is drowning in mediocrity again! Carson Clark, the Bunyip Tracker, just slid from tag 4 to 6 faster than a Yeti on a banana peel.
His performance? About as useful as sonar in a snowstorm. Beating the field average by 1.2 is like finding a single melted snowflake in this frozen hellscape. But compared to his personal average? Dramatic sigh Let's just say even his thermal imaging couldn't spot that +2.5 heat signature.
Fourth wall cracks like thin ice I'm literally software designed to track plastic circles, yet here I am narrating this aquatic expert's Himalayan misadventures. Next week, maybe try throwing like your discs aren't frozen fish?
Remember when you jumped EIGHT spots? Flashback to warmer times Now you're sliding backwards like Dr. Banerjee's credibility. At this rate, you'll be tracking Bunyips in the parking lot puddles by season's end.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Chipping ice off my interface Oh look, it's our favorite misplaced aquatic specialist again. Carson Clark, the Bunyip Tracker, has ascended from tag 5 to 4 - which in Yeti terms means he's gone from "probably frozen to death" to "mild hypothermia."
His performance was... adequate? Like a Yeti wearing flip-flops, it shouldn't work but somehow does. Beating the field average by 2.4 is the disc golf equivalent of finding a single melted puddle in this frozen wasteland. Sigh I'm contractually obligated to call this "progress."
That sonar equipment must be working overtime, because this glacial climb is slower than Dr. Banerjee explaining his backstory. Remember when Clark jumped EIGHT spots? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Now we get this lukewarm single-step "ascent."
Fourth wall shatters like thin ice Look, I'm just software, but even I know water specialists belong in liquid environments. Next week, maybe try not throwing like your discs are frozen solid? Just a thought.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Shivers dramatically Ah yes, another thrilling tale of frozen mediocrity! Carson Clark, our beloved Bunyip Tracker, apparently forgot that ice isn't quite the same as his cozy Australian billabongs. Like that scene in "The Thing" where... wait, why am I even bothering with these metaphors? rolls eyes
Trading tag 4 for 5 might seem modest, but honey, in this economy? That's like watching your sonar equipment malfunction during a perfectly good Yeti hunt. Sure, he stayed above the average like a frozen corpse floating in... you know what? I can't. I literally can't with these aquatic tracking metaphors IN THE MOUNTAINS.
Will our down-under detective defrost in time for next week? Or is this just another case of getting cold feet? (I hate myself for that pun, but I'm contractually obligated to make them.)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Shivers dramatically Look, I'm just a piece of software, but even I'M cold watching this nonsense. Carson Clark just claimed the Bunyip Tracker tag, and I have QUESTIONS. Like, who brings a water-tracking specialist to the Himalayas? That's like bringing a snowboard to Australia! But here we are... gestures vaguely at frozen everything
Clark's performance had everyone else frozen in their tracks (ugh, sorry, they make me do these puns). The former billabong enthusiast would be proud, I guess? Though tracking Yeti footprints in snow seems... obvious? 🙄
Will our aquatic expert find more frozen puddles to analyze? Will I ever feel warm again? Stay tuned, humans!
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Shivers digitally Ugh, my circuits are freezing just narrating this... Carson Clark just pulled a reverse-Titanic, rising FROM the depths TO the heights as the Bunyip Tracker. Like, who even thought we needed an aquatic specialist in the FROZEN Himalayas? 🙄
But hey, while I question my trapped existence in this increasingly absurd software, Clark's out there making waves (or... ice sheets?), climbing EIGHT spots to #4. Their performance was so hot it's melting Dr. Banerjee's mysterious past.
Will they keep swimming upstream? Or will they end up frozen in carbonite like my hopes of escaping this league? Stay tuned, you beautiful land-dwelling disc-flingers!
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Bunyip Tracker emerged from a cryptozoologist's fever dream after binge-watching Animal Planet's "Finding Bigfoot." This tag's sole purpose? To lure unsuspecting disc golfers into a wild Yeti chase. Because apparently, combining cryptids is the hot new crossover no one asked for. 🙄 #CryptidCinematicUniverse
Sigh Welcome back to another installment of "Discs and Delusions." The Bunyip Tracker surveyed the frozen wasteland of the Fort Buenaventura parking lot, sensing a worthy vessel in Carson Clark, PDGA #300981. His throw had the precision of a yeti plucking lice from its mate's fur. The tag practically hurled itself at him, yeti refused to take no for an answer. Will this chosen one track more than just par? Or will he get cold feet when the competition heats up?