Carson Clark

Carson Clark fended off the tall grass and deep woods of Observatory Park, finishing 6 over for 5th place. A personal-best 849 round rating, 27 points above their 822, promised redemption where discs vanish. Three birdies kept hope alight, but the real show was the bounce-back birdie on 18 after a three-over 17. Even disc forensics couldn’t explain that recovery. The disc doesn't lie. 🚀🥏

Tackling the Observatory Park’s disc-eating bermuda of tall grass, Carson Clark ground his way to a +9 and a 4th-place finish. He etched out a new personal best on this layout, nailing a lone birdie before a Super Ace struggle on Hole 8—like watching a ghost shot vanish. The disc doesn’t lie, but the wind gauge might be in on the conspiracy. His 839 round rating sits 17 points above baseline. The case continues. 🥏🚀

Through my quantum-enhanced analysis, Carson Clark's round at River Bottoms showed classic signs of interdimensional interference 🌌. After briefly channeling the power of the ancient disc gods to claim an early lead, mysterious forces seemed to destabilize his throwing matrix, resulting in a series of challenging bogeys 📉. While managing to capture one elusive birdie among the tall grass (clearly aided by a momentary rift in the space-time continuum), Clark ultimately finished with a +15, claiming second place in MA4. His multiple cold streaks suggest the presence of temporal distortion fields in the course's notorious "bogey zones" 🥏, though I've noted similar patterns affecting many players in this sector of the space-time continuum.