Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort

Whiteout Watcher

A whisper echoes through the swirling snow, carrying tales of betrayal as cold as the wind itself. As your trusted expedition leader, I must confess that our journey to The Observatory this Tuesday has taken an unsettling turn. The equipment failures plaguing our team bear the unmistakable mark of sabotage - much like that time I discovered my favorite putter had been cursed by an angry snow spirit in the Himalayas. But who among us would dare align themselves against the Frostbite Seekers? As the ancient Yeti philosophers used to say, "The disc flies true, but the heart wanders." Join us at 5:00 PM, brave adventurers, as we venture deeper into the whiteout, where a massive shadow guides us toward truths that will shake the very foundation of our expedition. The mountain keeps its secrets close... but for how much longer? 🏔️❄️