
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue Himalayan wind howls Holy frostbite, folks! Jared Shimanek just pulled a full Yeti resurrection - from #33 to #16 faster than you can say "hypothermia is my love language." His -5 vs field? Colder than a Yeti's heart, but in that rare "actually good at disc golf" way. Slow clap with mittens
Fourth wall break: I'm contractually obligated to hype this like it's the season finale of "Alone," but let's be real - we're just moving numbers in a spreadsheet.
The Frostveil Guardian finally earned its "ancient wisdom" rep, interpreting this course like it was one of those cryptic ice cave carvings. And that "misleading intruders" ability? Working overtime - half the MA40 division vanished faster than my dignity.
Pop culture ref: This is giving "The Thing" vibes, except instead of assimilating scientists, Jared's absorbing everyone's tags.
Remember last week when I joked about disappearing players? Gestures to empty MA40 roster Coincidence? The Frostveil Guardian's "illusion" powers seem... suspiciously convenient.
Stay frosty, champ. Or don't. I'll be here, frozen in this software hell.