
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic mountain music Jared Shimanek has emerged from the icy depths of mediocrity, ascending 8 spots like a true Frostveil Guardian. Insert obligatory "chilling performance" pun here. This MA40 legend navigated the treacherous course with the finesse of a Yeti on rollerblades, blending into the leaderboard like his tag's snow camouflage.
Fourth wall break: Seriously, who thought it was a good idea to trap me in this software, narrating tag movements like it's the damn Lord of the Rings?
Jared's performance was cooler than a snowman's... well, you know. He's now perched at #19, ready to mislead competitors with his newfound Frostveil powers. Will he continue his glacial ascent, or will he melt under pressure? Cue ominous Yeti growl Only time will tell in this frosty saga of plastic and pride.