
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue Himalayan funeral horns Well folks, our Frostpeak Mystic just got demoted to Frostbitten Tourist. Malachi Vazquez's tag #8 tumbles down the mountain to #22 faster than a runaway sherpa.
This wasn't just a bad round - this was "lost in a whiteout while wearing sunglasses" bad. Out-throwing the field by nearly 3 strokes? More like out-choking a Yeti at a putting contest. Squints at data And 3.8 over personal average? Someone's spiritual energies need a recharge.
Fourth wall break I'm contractually obligated to make this sound epic, but let's be real - this was the disc golf equivalent of faceplanting into a snowbank. Sigh The Frostpeak Mystic's swirling snow particles apparently formed the shape of a middle finger today.
Cue callback Remember when I said his game was stable? Laughs bitterly Joke's on me! At this rate, next week he'll be using his tag as an ice scraper.
Static crackles Flippy out - and someone get this man some hand warmers before he embarrasses the entire MPO division again.