
Malachi Vazquez
20.4%
win rate30.6%
cash rate108
events942.4
ratingLeague Bag Tags




City Heat @ River Bottoms


Winterfell @ Creekside











Launcho Libre @ Art Dye


Flow State @ The Wasatch Wunder


Roots or Revolution


Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest


Legends Reborn @ Beacon Hill


Steel Eagle @ Creekside


GIMME TWO: A BYOP Traveling Doubles League


Midnight Riders @ Dragonfly


Phoenix Rising @ Dow James


Wild Force @ TVille


Legends of the Misty Links @ Creekside


ElevateUT Showdown Series


Clockwork Chronicles @ TVille


Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye


The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms


Dead Outside Presents: The Monsters of Beacon Hill


Lone Wolf @ Dow James


Terminal Zone @ State Hospital


Afterburn @ Art Dye


Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort


Digital Shadow @ The Observatory


Valhalla @ Creekside


The Phoenix Series @ Art Dye
Series Bag Tags


Cryptid Series


Chain Reaction
Round History
GIMME TWO: A BYOP Traveling Doubles League Week 2: Mando Meltdown
Saturday, May 31, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
Distance (ft) | 398 | 334 | 297 | 249 | 269 | 244 | 217 | 387 | 235 | 283 | 299 | 309 | 368 | 270 | 269 | 277 | 364 | 424 | 5493 |
Tee | Main | Long | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Main | Short | Main | Main | Main | Main | |
Pool Avg | 2.85 | 3.30 | 3.24 | 2.73 | 2.82 | 3.18 | 3.30 | 3.09 | 2.70 | 2.85 | 3.06 | 2.94 | 2.88 | 2.73 | 3.00 | 2.64 | 2.97 | 3.09 | 53.37 |
Score | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 48 |
+/β Par | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | + 2 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -6 |
AI Round Recap
Schollobbb ignited a tactical surge at Creekside Park! πΆοΈπ₯ Tied for lead after hole 1, they seized 1st by hole 3 with a 3-hole hot streak. Despite turbulence dropping them to 3rd at the turn, BestThrow protocol enabled flawless recovery ops, rallying to clinch 2nd! π₯ Their 948 rating (+8 above average) proves locked partnerships deliver maximum mission integrity. Chief Chrome: "QUANTUM-LEVEL EXECUTION OF A COMEBACK!" πΌπ€
Wild Force @ TVille Week 4: Nomad's Testament
Thursday, May 29, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 54 |
Distance (ft) | 333 | 273 | 264 | 279 | 391 | 296 | 263 | 294 | 273 | 193 | 326 | 188 | 339 | 304 | 335 | 266 | 384 | 218 | 5219 |
Tee | PATH | PATH | CONCRETE | CONCRETE | PATH | PATH | PATH | PATH | CONCRETE | PATH | PATH | CONCRETE | PATH | PATH | CONCRETE | CONCRETE | PATH | CONCRETE | |
Target | A | B | A | A | B | A | A | A | A | A | C | A | B | A | B | A | B | A | |
Pool Avg | 3.15 | 2.65 | 2.55 | 3.25 | 3.00 | 3.35 | 2.90 | 3.05 | 2.85 | 2.55 | 2.40 | 2.90 | 2.70 | 2.60 | 2.75 | 2.70 | 2.60 | 2.75 | 50.70 |
Score | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 49 |
+/β Par | -1 | -1 | + 1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -5 |
AI Round Recap
Malachi Vazquez prowled Valley Regional Park πΊ, tying the lead after hole 1 and clawing to 3rd by hole 5. The Super Ace hole 9 proved a thorny thicket β‘, costing a bogey and the ace pot. But Malachi answered with a fiery 3-birdie streak (13-15) π₯ and drilled an ace π―! His 7 birdies secured 4th at -5, though the 917 round trailed his 940 rating by 23 points. As Fenris might grunt, "That ace shone brighter than cat eyes at midnight, but the whole hunt didn't quite fill the stewpot!" π
City Heat @ River Bottoms Week 4: Chrome Revolution
Wednesday, May 28, 2025 MDT (Denver)Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
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Par | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 58 |
Distance (ft) | 300 | 543 | 383 | 360 | 162 | 380 | 589 | 360 | 250 | 294 | 346 | 352 | 505 | 612 | 255 | 353 | 417 | 475 | 6936 |
Target | A | C | B | C | A | A | B | C | A | C | A | B | A | B | A | B | B | A | |
Pool Avg | 3.00 | 2.80 | 2.90 | 3.20 | 2.30 | 3.60 | 4.20 | 2.20 | 2.80 | 3.00 | 3.10 | 3.20 | 3.20 | 3.90 | 2.50 | 3.00 | 2.40 | 3.60 | 54.90 |
Score | 2 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 48 |
+/β Par | -1 | -1 | + 1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -1 | -10 |
AI Round Recap
At River Bottoms' Chrome Revolution, Malachi Vazquez served a piping-hot finale: a clutch 18th-hole birdie to claim MPO victory! π₯π His kitchen caught fire early with a six-birdie streak from holes 13-18, plating a 10-under feast that sizzled 40 points above his rating. ππ₯ Amidst constant lead changes and position swaps, this Michelin-starred comeback proved that even street justice tastes better with a caramelized crust. As the Neon Valkyrie would critique: "That closing putt had notes of vintage oak and a crisp plastic finish - magnifique!" β³βοΈ