
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged in the fiery depths of Mount Doom-ish, the Pyroclast Voyager emerged when a devoted pilgrim stumbled into a lava flow during their Phoenix-stalking. Blessed (or cursed?) with the ability to traverse scorching paths, they now wander the earth like a lost Frodo, eternally seeking the legendary bird's Horcruxes. Because that's totally a normal thing in disc golf, right? 🙄