Phoenix Rising @ Dow James

So, You Want to Know About These Tags?

*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

1

The Digital Dance

First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
2

The Weekly Number Shuffle

Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
3

Ties & Tag Defense

*adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
4

Missed Events

Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
5

Getting Your Physical Tag

*adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
6

Your Personal Chronicler

*sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Event History

Week 3

Mar 19

Ember's Emergence

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Week 2

Mar 12

Inferno's Ignition

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Week 1

Mar 5

Ashes Ascending

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Ashen Pilgrims

The Ashen Pilgrims are a group of dedicated individuals who follow the Phoenix's ashes to sacred sites, seeking to uncover the secrets of rebirth and renewal. They embark on a global journey, facing challenges and trials along the way, all in the name of witnessing the legendary bird's fiery resurrection. The Pilgrims are characterized by their determination, self-sacrifice, and unwavering faith in the ancient prophecy.

Faction Leader

Aria Emberheart

Aria Emberheart is a wise and compassionate leader who has dedicated her life to studying the ancient prophecies surrounding the Phoenix. She believes that witnessing the bird's rebirth is essential for bringing balance and renewal to the world. Aria guides the Ashen Pilgrims on their journey, providing support and encouragement in the face of adversity.

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Phoenix Rising @ Dow James

So, You Want to Know About These Tags?

Event History

Week 3

Week 2

Week 1

Ashen Pilgrims

Faction Leader

Aria Emberheart

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