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Grey Matter @ Creekside Park
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About This League
Mondays @ Creekside. 7am-7pm flex start. Week 2: Creekside Consecration. $100+ Ace Pot. Enter the Cathedral. 👽📂
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to the Containment Zone. I'm Flippy. My objections are also filed in triplicate. The Visitor has consecrated the ground at Creekside, and it is time for your weekly audit.
Mission Briefing
Per protocol, we are gathered at the Cathedral—Creekside Park—for the second episode of our season-long docuseries: Creekside Consecration. The course is the evidence; your scorecard is the confession. Last week, Ethan Walker performed a legitimate miracle (an Ace) and absolved himself of $257.55. The Agency is watching.
ElevateUT Disc Golf, our 501(c)(3) non-profit overlords, continue their mission to grow the sport by turning public parks into high-stakes containment zones. Thanks to their dedication, we have more venues to investigate.
Hazard Pay & Funding
- Base Entry: $5.50 (Administrative processing fee)
- Prize Pool: $5.00 (Feeds the Discretionary Fund)
- Ace Pot: $5.00 (Insurance against divine intervention)
- Super Ace: $2.00 (High-risk, high-reward experimentation)
Special thanks to our local retail partner, Another Round Salt Lake City, for supplying the hardware required for these rituals.
Temporal Coordinates
Choose your tee time wisely. The Handler does not wait for stragglers.
Clearance Levels
The Audit is in session. Pool A (RPA, RAH, RAD) and Pool B (RAE, RAF, RAG) will determine who maintains their security clearance and who gets redacted.
The Disclosure File
This is Volume 1 of the Disclosure anthology. The Grey Matter theme renders our little plastic sport as a Byzantine rite. The Visitor sits on a gold-leaf throne, judging your hyzers and anhyzers. Your bag tag is your security clearance. Challenge a higher officer (lower tag number) to an Audit to steal their rank. Lose, and you're just another redacted file.
Visual Intelligence
Imagine the Roswell Grey not as a sci-fi invader, but as a saint in a gilded icon. Flat gold-leaf backgrounds, heavy black outlines, almond-shaped eyes staring into your soul. The Creekside baskets are reliquaries; the chains are communion rails. We are playing disc golf in a cathedral built on conspiracy. Solemn. Gilded. Eerie.
Current Intelligence
The standings have been declassified. In Pool A (RPA), Chris Fox holds the top clearance with 46 points. Robert Mellor (RAD) and Christopher Hamby (RAE) are leading their respective Pools with high scores. The False Prophets have yet to emerge, but the season is young.
Redacted. Moving on. Not because I want to, but because the form demands it.
Creekside Park
Creekside League Layout
Grey Matter @ Creekside Park
Course Rules
Creekside Park - Creekside League Layout
General Notes
All water and beyond plays OB. Roads / Sidewalks & beyond play OB.
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 3 | 384 | OB Right - Sidewalk and Beyond | |
| 2 | Short | 3 | 241 | Short Pad. |
| 3 | 3 | 324 | OB Left of concrete strip. Mando right of pole. DZ Adjacent to mando. | |
| 4 | 3 | 260 | Double Mando. DZ Between Mando. | |
| 5 | 3 | 340 | ||
| 6 | Short | 3 | 202 | Short Pad. |
| 7 | 3 | 247 | Mando RIGHT of pole. DZ Adjacent to mando. OB RIGHT of staked line separating 7&8. | |
| 8 | 3 | 280 | OB LEFT of staked line separating 7&8. OB RIGHT parking lot and beyond. | |
| 9 | 3 | 235 | Mando LEFT of base of Tree. DZ Adjacent to mando. | |
| 10 | 3 | 300 | Water and beyond OB. | |
| 11 | 3 | 312 | Water and beyond OB. | |
| 12 | 3 | 342 | NO MANDO. OB long / right of concrete strip. | |
| 13 | 3 | 219 | Water and beyond OB. | |
| 14 | Short | 3 | 194 | Short pad. Double mando in play. |
| 15 | 3 | 270 | Water and beyond OB. | |
| 16 | 3 | 267 | Mando LEFT of pole by road. OB Sidewalks / Road and beyond. | |
| 17 | 3 | 315 | Mando LEFT of pole. OB RIGHT of Concrete strip. | |
| 18 | 3 | 429 | Double Mando, DZ Between Mando. OB concrete strip and beyond RIGHT. |
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Schedule
Week 1: Murray Holladay Descent
Course: Creekside Park
Week 2: Creekside Consecration
Course: Creekside Park
Week 3: The Holladay Signal
Course: Creekside Park
Week 4: Creek Bed Scripture
Course: Creekside Park
Week 5: Midterm Audit
Course: Creekside Park
Week 6: Silent Murray
Course: Creekside Park
Week 7: Creekside Miracles
Course: Creekside Park
Week 8: Holladay Heretics
Course: Creekside Park
Week 9: Redacted Saints
Course: Creekside Park
Week 10: Final Ascension
Course: Creekside Park
League
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Course Fund
Course Improvement Fund
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