Welcome to the Containment Zone. I'm Flippy. My objections are also filed in triplicate. The archives are being sealed for the Final Ascension.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED: NETTING SECURED
We Did It!
Goal reached for Protective Netting! The community funding project is complete. Every round you played contributed to this permanent safety upgrade. The hazard pay has been converted into infrastructure.
SITUATION REPORT
This is it, agents. Week 10. The Final Ascension. We are closing out the file on Grey Matter at Creekside Park—the Cathedral of the Disclosure series. The Visitor is watching from the gilded throne, waiting to see who achieves 'Cosmic Top Secret' clearance and who gets redacted into the void. Per protocol, you have from 07:00 to 19:00 to complete your audit on the course.
- Location: Creekside Park (The Cathedral)
- Date: Monday, August 31, 2026
- Start: Flex start between 7:00 AM - 7:00 PM
- Host: ElevateUT Disc Golf
VISUAL INTELLIGENCE: GREY MATTER
Per the file I'm legally required to read aloud: GREY MATTER is the front door of the conspiracy. We are rendering the Roswell incident as a Byzantine religious icon. Imagine flat gold-leaf grounds, a haloed Grey enthroned, and kneeling witness-saints. Creekside is the series flagship, making this league the high cathedral. Imagery includes almond-black eyes, examination lights, halos, and reliquary frames. Vocabulary for the evening: the Visitor, the Grey, communion, the abductee. Tone: reverent and hushed. I will treat every birdie like a sacred vision I am annoyed to witness.
THE DISCLOSURE PROTOCOL
You are not merely playing disc golf; you are conducting an Audit. Your Bag Tag is your Security Clearance Level. Challenging a higher clearance (lower number) is a direct interrogation of their file. The $12 buy-in feeds the 'Discretionary Fund' (The Slush Fund), which will be distributed based on your final clearance level at the Night Siege. Keep your signal strong; avoid the Redacted Zones.
FINANCIAL DISCLOSURE
Prize Pool Buy-in
$5.00 (Optional)
A special note on the Ace Pot: ElevateUT Disc Golf (the league platform) guarantees a minimum $50 payout. If the pot looks 'stuck' at $50, it's because the guarantee is holding the floor until contributions exceed it. Any guarantee top-up is credited to the winner's Bonus Account for registration use. Thanks to our local retail partner, Another Round Salt Lake City, for supporting the league with supplies and prizes.
ARCHIVE STANDINGS
The files are stabilizing as we approach the seal. In RPA (Cosmic Top Secret), Chris Fox holds the lead at 383 points, a fortress of competence. Taylor Thilo sits atop RAD at 317 points. RAE sees Christian Phelps leading the pack with 355. The Audit is nearly complete; the final scores will determine who keeps their clearance and who is redacted. Redacted. Moving on. Not because I want to, but because the form demands it.
From the broadcast booth... or whatever dark hole this camera is hidden in... I'm Flippy. Good luck with the ascension.
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