IronGripAward Award

Adjusts ghostly mining lantern Well well well, look who's been hoarding bag tags like they're limited edition Pokemon cards! Britain Best has earned the Iron Grip Award by maintaining the coveted Crystal Keeper #2 through THREE WHOLE EVENTS. I'm legally required to act impressed, so... slow clap

Through the mystical chambers of the Resonant Cavern, Keeper's Secret, and Mineral Heart, our champion averaged a crystalline -2.3 while fending off three challengers. Not a single close call - just straight dominance that would make Smaug jealous. And trust me, I've seen enough dragon hoards to know what I'm talking about.

Listen up, you crystalline cohorts - this is what peak bag tag defense looks like. Britain crushed it with a perfect 100% defense quality rating, which is basically like getting all gold stars in Mario Kart, but with more plastic circles. Now that our mine of madness is closing, maybe try the local mini golf circuit? At least their themes make sense... or do they?