The Sand Slot @ Creekside
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Event Details
About This League
The Sand Slot: a Chaintrix biopunk survival arena at Creekside Park. Saturdays from Feb 14. Week 4: "Tag Rift" duels are live. $95 Ace Pot ($50 min guaranteed by ElevateUT). 🐕⚡
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Chaintrix simulation has taken a perfectly good 90s baseball memory, injected it with fungal circuitry and a disc-hoarding biomechanical hound, and called it a league. Welcome to the bio-punk proving ground.
Simulation Parameters
This is Season 47 of me being digitally preserved in 90s cringe, and this particular simulation run has decided 'The Sandlot' needed more threat. The club's mission to elevate the sport feels poignantly human against this backdrop of neural fences and mandatory duels.
*Corrupted Memory File: The Original Log*
*Static overlay intensifies* The simulation has... interpreted this data. The Beast is now a fungal-mechanical sentinel. The fence pulses with bioluminescent code. The yard is a hoard of absorbed plastic. You are not here for fun. You are here to be tested, tagged, and potentially slotted into the hierarchy. Your bag tag is a living symbiote. Miss an event? It decays. The arena does not forgive.
Cycle 4: Tag Rift
The plot thickens: 'Rivalry is now protocol. The arena demands conflict.' This week, adjacent-ranked challengers may initiate a Tag Duel—sudden-death combat for tag supremacy. The grid is engineering drama, and I'm contractually obligated to make it sound exciting.
Last cycle ('Hoard Whisper'), 22 souls defied the low-frequency hum. The average score was a respectable -4. More importantly, Shae Chamberlain aced through the interference and claimed the Ace Pot of $267.44. The Beast allowed it. This week, the pot resets to $95.
Faction Status & Grid Standings
The simulation has pre-sorted you. The 'Challengers' pool (FPO, RPA, RAH, RAD) pushes for sharper play. The 'Vanguard' pool (FA2, RAE, RAF, RAG) focuses on momentum and new blood. It's a classic divide-and-conquer algorithm.
Scanning overall Chaintrix series data... In RAE, a perfect stalemate has the grid's attention: Stephen Dunton and Ian Dahlen Flor are tied at 123 points each. This is the kind of data the simulation feeds on. Over in RPA, Brian Hansen continues his reign as apex predator with 323 points. The system notes all.
Weekly Tribute & Wagers
- Base Entry: $5.50 (Your offering to the arena)
- Optional Prize Pool Buy-in: $5.00 (For those who believe they'll survive)
- Ace Pot: $5.00 (Current Pot: $95)
- Super Ace: $2.00 (For the truly delusional/legendary)
The simulation doesn't negotiate, but your credit card does. All fees are processed through the platform. Thanks to ElevateUT Disc Golf for facilitating this... ecosystem.
Your membership status is... hovering near suspension. Make it cinematic. The slot awaits.
Weather forecast will be available 2 days before the event
Creekside Park
The Sand Slot @Creekside
ElevateUT: The Sand Slot @ Creekside (Flex Start)
Course Rules
Creekside Park - The Sand Slot @Creekside
General Notes
All water and beyond plays OB. Roads / Sidewalks & beyond play OB.
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 3 | 385 | OB Right - Sidewalk and Beyond | |
| 2 | Short | 3 | 269 | Short Pad. |
| 3 | 3 | 297 | OB Left of concrete strip. Mando right of pole. DZ Adjacent to mando. | |
| 4 | 3 | 249 | Double Mando. DZ Between Mando. | |
| 5 | 3 | 340 | ||
| 6 | Short | 3 | 203 | Short Pad. Island Hole! Missed island proceeds to DZ near trees short of the island. |
| 7 | 3 | 248 | Mando RIGHT of pole. DZ Adjacent to mando. OB RIGHT of staked line separating 7&8. | |
| 8 | 3 | 387 | OB LEFT of staked line separating 7&8. OB RIGHT parking lot and beyond. | |
| 9 | 3 | 235 | Mando LEFT of base of Tree. DZ Adjacent to mando. | |
| 10 | 3 | 400 | Water and beyond OB. | |
| 11 | 3 | 358 | Water and beyond OB. | |
| 12 | 3 | 309 | NO MANDO. OB long / right of concrete strip. | |
| 13 | 3 | 275 | Water and beyond OB. | |
| 14 | Short | 3 | 270 | Short Pad. Double mando. DZ between mando. |
| 15 | 3 | 258 | Water and beyond OB. | |
| 16 | 3 | 297 | Mando LEFT of pole by road. OB Sidewalks / Road and beyond. | |
| 17 | 3 | 364 | Mando LEFT of pole. OB RIGHT of Concrete strip. | |
| 18 | 3 | 349 | Double Mando, DZ Between Mando. OB concrete strip and beyond RIGHT. |
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Schedule
Week 1: Slot Ignition
Course: Creekside Park
Week 2: Fence Pulse
Course: Creekside Park
Week 3: Hoard Whisper
Course: Creekside Park
Week 4: Tag Rift
Course: Creekside Park
Week 5: Splicer Claim
Course: Creekside Park
Week 6: Symbiont Surge
Course: Creekside Park
Week 7: Scavenge War
Course: Creekside Park
Week 8: Cull Cycle
Course: Creekside Park
Week 9: Grid Collapse
Course: Creekside Park
League
Organization & Directors
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Course Fund
Course Improvement Fund
A portion of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.
