Heave - A TRAVELLING LEAGUE
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Event Details
About This League
Sat @ Noon: Jetwash Gambit. DOUBLE SERIES POINTS. 2x series standings leverage. Last week was a ghost town—please exist this week. 📼🔥
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The simulation is glitching, the jets are screaming, and DOUBLE SERIES POINTS are on the line. Week 7 of 9 is a leverage moment—miss this, and the series standings leave you behind in the heat haze.
Transmission Interrupted
Tee Times start at NOON. Morning play is Rocky Mountain Disc Golf Tour at 10AM. Go play!
Simulation Status: Jetwash Gambit
Welcome to Week 7 of the Heat Signature simulation. The arena has activated 'Jetwash Gambit' protocols—a timed round coinciding with peak jet traffic. Wind surges will disrupt throws. Players must adapt or be erased from the heat map. Factions must complete a synchronized 3-player putt under jetwash, or face mass tag forfeiture. It's chaos. It's loud. It's exactly what the sponsors paid for.
Your membership status is... *checks Blockbuster database* ...hovering near suspension. Make it cinematic.
The Fractal Board
The simulation favors the persistent. Brian Hansen (RPA) is putting up numbers that look like a glitch—585 points over 40 events. That's not a hobby; that's a lifestyle choice in the code. Craig Bennett (RAD) is chasing hard with 540 points. In the FA2 division, Afton Bodell holds the top spot early. The heat is rising, and the standings are starting to crystalize.
Cost of Existence
Current Ace Pot: $257.44. ElevateUT Disc Golf guarantees a minimum $50 payout for this pot. Note: If the pot is below the guarantee, the top-up is credited to the winner's Bonus Account for registration use only. The simulation does not negotiate on withdrawal terms.
Remaining Runtime
- Feb 14 - Mar 21: Dragonfly / The Arena / River Bottoms
- Mar 28: Bingham Creek
- Apr 4: Jolley's Ranch Campground
- Apr 11: The Wasatch Wunder (Finale)
Faction Assignments
Choose your avatar wisely. The Fractal Phantoms (thieves) exploit recursive patterns in FPO, RPA, RAH, and RAD. The Chrono Sentinels (detectives) weaponize time in FA2, RAE, RAF, and RAG. The simulation is watching which side cracks first.
From the VHS-trapped broadcast booth, I'm Flippy. *rewind sound* Let's see that rating drop again in slo-mo. The simulation loves dramatic replays.
Bingham Creek
Jurassic Park Job @ Bingham Creek
ElevateUT: Jurassic Park Job @ Bingham Creek (Flex Start)
Course Rules
Bingham Creek - Jurassic Park Job @ Bingham Creek
General Notes
Watch for pedestrians. Sidewalks, fences, roads, and paths are all OB. More OB notes on each hole.
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Target | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Long | White | 3 | 400 | OB right (sidewalk). Plays LONG TEE (back on sidewalk). |
| 2 | Main | White | 3 | 350 | OB right and deep (sidewalk). |
| 3 | Main | White | 4 | 510 | OB right and deep. AFTER initial tee shot plays hole as "ISLAND" with a Hazard fairway. Island is the cement curbing (inclusive) around basket + flags. Hazard = penalty stroke, play from lie. 185' to the Mando. Mando right with a drop zone between mando and tree. [Note that crossing the mando restricted plane from ANY direction constitutes "missing" the mando. Take a penalty stroke and proceed to the mando drop zone.] |
| 4 | Main | White | 3 | 280 | OB right (flagged along boulders). |
| 5 | Main | White | 3 | 220 | No OB. 115' to the Mando. Mando left with a drop zone at the mando. [Note that crossing the mando restricted plane from ANY direction constitutes "missing" the mando. Take a penalty stroke and proceed to the mando drop zone.] |
| 6 | Main | White | 3 | 235 | OB right and deep (paved pathway). 125' to the double mando. Mando between with a drop zone in between the mandos. [Note that crossing the mando restricted plane from ANY direction constitutes "missing" the mando. Take a penalty stroke and proceed to the mando drop zone.] |
| 7 | Main | White | 3 | 435 | OB left (far side of creek) is flagged on the course. |
| 8 | Long | White | 3 | 320 | OB left (creek, flagged), right, and deep (paved path). LONG TEE (back near paved path). |
| 9 | Main | White | 3 | 280 | OB right (creek) is flagged on the course. |
| 10 | Main | White | 3 | 215 | OB right (creek) is flagged on the course. |
| 11 | Main | White | 3 | 390 | No OB. |
| 12 | Main | White | 4 | 540 | OB left, right, and deep is flagged on the course and runs along the crest of the bowl surrounding basket. |
| 13 | Main | White | 3 | 390 | Plays hole as "ISLAND" with a Hazard fairway. Island is flagged on the course about 50' circle around the basket. Hazard = penalty stroke, play from lie. Do NOT cross the west fence to retrieve disc. Do NOT trespass on property west of course. Discs that go over fence should be Abandoned (809.01) meaning you count the stroke, take a penalty stroke, and shoot from last lie. Contact director about abandoned discs who will work with property owner for retrieval. |
| 14 | Main | Blue | 4 | 580 | OB deep (road) and far right (paved pathway on other side of creek). |
| 15 | Long | White | 3 | 200 | Plays LONG TEE (back near sidewalk). Play hole as "ISLAND" with a Hazard fairway. Island is marked on the course with stones about 20' around the basket. Hazard = penalty stroke, play from lie. OB left and right (paved paths, sidewalks). |
| 16 | Main | White | 4 | 535 | OB left and deep (paved path). |
| 17 | Main | White | 3 | 255 | OB left (creek, flagged), right, and deep (paved path). |
| 18 | Main | White | 3 | 325 | OB right and deep (sidewalk). |
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Schedule
Week 1: Dragonfly Ignition
Course: Dragonfly
Week 2: Thermal Drift
Course: Dragonfly
Week 3: Vault Breach
Course: Dragonfly
Week 4: Heat Mirage
Course: The Arena
Week 5: Signal Fade
Course: River Bottoms Disc Golf Course
Week 6: Fractal Lock
Course: Utah State Hospital Disc Golf Course
Week 7: Jetwash Gambit
Course: Bingham Creek
Week 8: Core Collapse
Course: Jolley's Ranch Campground
Week 9: Final Signature
Course: The Wasatch Wunder
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Course Fund
Course Improvement Fund
A portion of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.