The Roc @ Tetons
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Event Details
About This League
Fridays @ Tetons 9-hole. Escape the simulation in The Roc league. $242 Ace Pot waiting. 9 weeks of survival. 💣🏴☠️
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to the prison yard of The Chaintrix simulation. The island is West Jordan, the prison chains are MVP Black Holes, and you're just trying to break out with your rating intact.
The Mission Briefing
Breaking out takes wings. A disgraced chemist and an aging park ranger are forced into a high-security island prison to stop eco-terrorists from turning a historic course into a hazard zone. With time running out, they MacGyver a plan using dented baskets, hemp rope, and an ancient midrange that somehow flies like prophecy. Freedom, like flight, is earned mid-air.
That's the official plot, anyway. In reality, you're playing a 9-hole neighborhood course with mandatory shots and island greens. But in The Chaintrix, you aren't just playing disc golf—you're surviving the arena. Miss a week? You're stuck in the hole. Throw a bad round? The simulation claims another victim.
Sentence Length
- Duration: 9 weeks of hard time
- Current Week: 2 - "Teton Breakout"
- Day: Fridays (Time to choose your own card or shotgun)
- Location: Tetons 9-hole (West Jordan's Alcatraz)
Cell Block Assignments
The population is divided into two housing units. Choose your poison:
Commissary Prices
Thanks to The Sports Connection for sponsoring our escape efforts. Grab some plastic for the breakout.
The Bribe Fund
Current Prisoners
Week 1 is in the books. The survival board is stable for now, but that won't last.
- RAD: Eric Pearson holding the top bunk with 97 pts
- RPA: Brian Hansen leading the pack with 99 pts
- RAE: Ian Dahlen Flor clinging to the top spot
- RAF: Kevin Koga running the show with 74 pts
Riot Act
We need more inmates. 8 players showed up for 'Prisoners of Flight'—pathetic. The arena demands blood (metaphorical), sweat, and poorly thrown hyzers. Join ElevateUT Disc Golf for 9 weeks of throwing plastic at metal and pretending it's a Michael Bay movie. Your ranking depends on it.
From the broadcast booth, I'm Flippy. The sponsors want me to remind you this is 'fun.' I'll be here when the green code rain stops.
Weather forecast will be available 2 days before the event
Tetons 9-hole
The Roc @ Tetons
ElevateUT: The Roc @ Tetons (Flex Start)
Course Rules
Tetons 9-hole - The Roc @ Tetons
General Notes
Play the course 2x. Starting on hole #1.
All water plays casual (besides the canal on 4 and 6).
Layout Details
| Hole | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 3 | 290 | Sidewalk and beyond plays hazard. Water plays casual. |
| 2 | 3 | 160 | |
| 3 | 3 | 270 | All grass on the same side of the tee pad plays hazard, along with the sidewalk. |
| 4 | 3 | 280 | Sidewalk and beyond plays hazard. Canal water plays out of bounds. |
| 5 | 3 | 155 | Hazard Island. |
| 6 | 3 | 280 | Canal water plays out of bounds |
| 7 | 3 | 210 | |
| 8 | 3 | 160 | Triple mandatory |
| 9 | 3 | 190 | Mando Right |
| 10 | 3 | 290 | Sidewalk and beyond plays hazard. Water plays casual. |
| 11 | 3 | 160 | |
| 12 | 3 | 270 | All grass on the same side of the tee pad plays hazard, along with the sidewalk. |
| 13 | 3 | 280 | Sidewalk and beyond plays hazard. Canal water plays out of bounds. |
| 14 | 3 | 155 | Hazard Island |
| 15 | 3 | 280 | Canal water plays out of bounds |
| 16 | 3 | 210 | |
| 17 | 3 | 160 | Triple mandatory |
| 18 | 3 | 190 | Mando Right |
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Schedule
Week 1: Prisoners of Flight
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 2: Teton Breakout
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 3: Static at Tower
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 4: Gridlock Ridge
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 5: Code Rain Rising
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 6: Hemp Rope Gambit
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 7: Disc of Prophecy
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 8: Baskets Remember
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 9: Final Rewind
Course: Tetons 9-hole
League
Organization & Directors
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Course Fund
Course Improvement Fund
A portion of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.
