The Roc @ Tetons
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The simulation deleted Bridger Vanotten from the 3:20 Prophecy. 5 spots left to avoid the cutting room floor.
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*tracking glitch* Casey Hess has been cut from the 3:20 PM reel. A spot opens on the Tetons 9-hole card.
Event Details
About This League
Fridays @ Tetons. The "Final Rewind" is here! Last week the simulation glitched with zero players—we need you to fix the timeline. 4:20pm shotgun. 🎬🦅
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The simulation is reaching its end credits, but last week's broadcast was pure static. We need bodies in the arena to close this season properly.
The Simulation: Alcatraz with Discs
Welcome to The Roc, where breaking out takes wings. In this simulation run, a disgraced chemist and an aging park ranger are forced into a high-security island prison to stop eco-terrorists from turning a historic course into a hazard zone. With time running out, they must MacGyver a plan using dented baskets, hemp rope, and an ancient midrange that somehow flies like prophecy. Freedom, like flight, is earned mid-air.
Survival Protocols
Cost of Admission
- Base Entry: $5.50
- Prize Pool Buy-in: $5.00
- Ace Pot: $5.00
- Super Ace Pot: $2.00
Current Ace Pot: $267.45. ElevateUT Disc Golf guarantees a minimum $50 Ace Pot. If the pot is below $50 when someone hits an ace, ElevateUT covers the difference. Any guarantee top-up is credited to the winner's Bonus Account for registration fees.
Blockbuster Standings
Your membership status is... checking the database. In RPA, Brian Hansen is holding a Blockbuster Elite card with 799 points. Over in RAD, Craig Bennett has attended 48 events—he's practically living in the video store. Most trends are stable, which is boring. We need chaos in the finale.
The Architects
ElevateUT Disc Golf is the 501(c)(3) non-profit building this arena. They grow the sport by improving venues and running events like this survival simulation. Thanks to The Sports Connection for being a retail partner and keeping our bags stocked.
The simulation doesn't negotiate, but I'll complain about its narrative choices on your behalf. *rewind sound* See you on the course.
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Tetons 9-hole
The Roc @ Tetons
ElevateUT: The Roc @ Tetons (Flex Start)
Course Rules
Tetons 9-hole - The Roc @ Tetons
General Notes
Play the course 2x. Starting on hole #1.
All water plays casual (besides the canal on 4 and 6).
Layout Details
| Hole | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 3 | 290 | Sidewalk and beyond plays hazard. Water plays casual. |
| 2 | 3 | 160 | |
| 3 | 3 | 270 | All grass on the same side of the tee pad plays hazard, along with the sidewalk. |
| 4 | 3 | 280 | Sidewalk and beyond plays hazard. Canal water plays out of bounds. |
| 5 | 3 | 155 | Hazard Island. |
| 6 | 3 | 280 | Canal water plays out of bounds |
| 7 | 3 | 210 | |
| 8 | 3 | 160 | Triple mandatory |
| 9 | 3 | 190 | Mando Right |
| 10 | 3 | 290 | Sidewalk and beyond plays hazard. Water plays casual. |
| 11 | 3 | 160 | |
| 12 | 3 | 270 | All grass on the same side of the tee pad plays hazard, along with the sidewalk. |
| 13 | 3 | 280 | Sidewalk and beyond plays hazard. Canal water plays out of bounds. |
| 14 | 3 | 155 | Hazard Island |
| 15 | 3 | 280 | Canal water plays out of bounds |
| 16 | 3 | 210 | |
| 17 | 3 | 160 | Triple mandatory |
| 18 | 3 | 190 | Mando Right |
See how this league handles pro and amateur payouts.
Schedule
Week 1: Prisoners of Flight
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 2: Teton Breakout
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 3: Static at Tower
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 4: Gridlock Ridge
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 5: Code Rain Rising
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 6: Hemp Rope Gambit
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 7: Disc of Prophecy
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 8: Baskets Remember
Course: Tetons 9-hole
Week 9: Final Rewind
Course: Tetons 9-hole
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Course Fund
Course Improvement Fund
A portion of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.