Office Ace @ Tville
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About This League
Thursdays @ Valley Regional. Week 2: Toner Wars. $252 Ace Pot! It's Office Space meets disc golf. Don't forget your TPS reports. 🖨️🥏
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Chaintrix has booted up the Office Space simulation. Office Ace @ Tville is here, brought to you by existential dread and ElevateUT Disc Golf, a 501(c)(3) non-profit dedicated to growing the sport. After a hypnotist mishap, Peter stopped caring about memos and started a lunch-hour league. His friends discovered joy, management discovered "liability," and the copier discovered a 400-foot drive. The company picnic is becoming a sudden-death shootout—one perfect ace could win you severance, freedom, and lifetime use of the gazebo.
We're broadcasting from Taylorsville, where the fairways are flat and the wind is the only boss that matters. This course features 18 holes of par 54 bliss, with concrete pads and DGA Mach V baskets. The front 9 is moderately wooded—perfect for losing your disc and your mind. The back 9 opens up, exposing you to the elements and your own incompetence.
Pro tip from the booth: Watch out for the elevated baskets. They're just rude.
The copier has jammed, and no one called IT. Instead, we're throwing plastic. The Ace Pot is sitting at a whopping $252.45. That's a lot of red Swingline staplers, folks.
Note on Pot Guarantees: The Ace Pot features a minimum guarantee provided by ElevateUT Disc Golf (the league platform), not our generous retail partners. If the pot looks "stuck" at the guarantee amount, it just means you haven't thrown enough aces yet. Any top-up from the guarantee is credited to the winner's Bonus Account for future use—registration only, no cash payouts to the shop.
Let's see who's surviving the performance review.
RPA Division:
- 1. Brian Hansen (63 pts) - Played 4 events. Someone is desperate for that overtime pay.
- 2. Malachi Vazquez (31 pts)
- 3. Chris Norman (29 pts)
<h6 class="mt-3"><strong>RAD Division:</strong></h6>
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<li class="list-group-item"><strong>1. Eric Pearson (43 pts)</strong> - Sitting pretty at the top.</li>
<li class="list-group-item"><strong>5. Jonathan Lang (32 pts)</strong> - Moved up 5 spots! The arena loves a climber.</li>
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<h6 class="mt-3"><strong>RAF Division:</strong></h6>
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<li class="list-group-item"><strong>1. William Fetzer (51 pts)</strong> - Snatched the lead.</li>
<li class="list-group-item"><strong>2. Kevin Koga (35 pts)</strong> - Slipped to second. Sorry about your luck.</li>
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<h6 class="mt-3"><strong>RAE Division:</strong></h6>
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<li class="list-group-item"><strong>1. Ian Dahlen Flor (31 pts)</strong> - Leading the charge.</li>
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- Base Entry: $5.50
- Prize Pool: $5.00 (Optional)
- Ace Pot: $5.00 (Optional)
- Super Ace: $2.00 (Optional)
Special thanks to Another Round Salt Lake City for supporting this league. Without them, we'd be throwing rocks at buckets.
*adjusts headset* From the broadcast booth, I'm Flippy. Get your throws in before the audit. The arena is watching.
Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
Office Ace @ Valley Regional
ElevateUT: Office Ace @ Valley Regional (Flex Start)
Course Rules
Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course - Office Ace @ Valley Regional
General Notes
ISLANDS ARE IN PLAY: Greens are the same patch of grass that the basket is on. Play path and beyond as hazard with a stroke penalty or from where your disc was last in bounds with a stroke penalty. All roads and parking lots are OB. All fences and beyond are OB.
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Target | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | PATH | A | 3 | 333 | Playground and bathrooms OB. |
| 2 | PATH | B | 3 | 273 | If water is present, play creek as casual relief. |
| 3 | CONCRETE | B | 3 | 347 | |
| 4 | CONCRETE | A | 3 | 279 | |
| 5 | PATH | A | 3 | 312 | |
| 6 | PATH | B | 3 | 296 | |
| 7 | PATH | B | 3 | 335 | |
| 8 | PATH | A | 3 | 360 | |
| 9 | CONCRETE | B | 3 | 309 | Fence on the left is OB |
| 10 | PATH | C | 3 | 267 | Plays to 15's long position |
| 11 | PATH | C | 3 | 326 | |
| 12 | CONCRETE | C | 3 | 236 | Double Mando is not in play. |
| 13 | PATH | B | 3 | 274 | |
| 14 | PATH | A | 3 | 453 | |
| 15 | CONCRETE | B | 3 | 291 | |
| 16 | CONCRETE | B | 3 | 266 | |
| 17 | PATH | A | 3 | 384 | Hazard Island. Fence is out of bounds. Intersecting sidewalk is hazard. Disc must land in grass area surrounding the basket. |
| 18 | CONCRETE | A | 3 | 218 |
See how this league handles pro and amateur payouts.
Schedule
Week 1: Copier Revolt
Course: Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
Week 2: Toner Wars
Course: Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
Week 3: Gazebo Protocol
Course: Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
Week 4: Gazebo Declared
Course: Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
Week 5: Midlevel Mutiny
Course: Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
Week 6: Spreadsheet Siege
Course: Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
Week 7: Parking Lot Par
Course: Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
Week 8: Outplacement Nine
Course: Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
Week 9: Final Review
Course: Valley Regional Park Disc Golf Course
League
Organization & Directors
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Course Fund
Course Improvement Fund
A portion of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.
