Your Adventure Begins in Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Welcome to the season trailer of Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest, an AI-generated narrative that sets the stage for our upcoming league. Throughout the season, players will become central characters in this unfolding story as they compete and achieve new heights, with their accomplishments automatically woven into the narrative by our AI storyteller.
Misty Moorings
Loch Ness Chronicles: Secrets of the Serpent
In a world where disc golf is more than just a sport...
On the shores of Loch Ness, a group of brave disc golfers gather to unravel an ancient mystery. Led by Angus MacTavish of the traditionalist Guardians of the Loch and Dr. Eliza Blackwood of the relentless Seekers of the Serpent, they pit their skills against the treacherous Highland courses and each other.
But the Loch holds secrets darker than the murky depths. As unnatural storms rage and eerie visions haunt the competitors, whispers rise of a legendary beast stirring from its slumber...
"In the hands of the unworthy, the secrets of the Loch could doom us all."
Now, the Guardians and Seekers must confront not only their rivals, but the very fabric of reality warping around them. Disc golf has never been so perilous, with holes that shift on a whim and a ravenous mist that hungers for the wayward throw.
"Some truths are best left in the depths."
As an ancient evil awakens, the disc golfers face their greatest challenge yet. Will they uncover the terrible truth behind Nessie? Or will their obsession be their undoing?
"Only the brave and true will still be standing when the final putt sinks."
Loch Ness Chronicles: Secrets of the Serpent. The chains await... if you dare.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Adjusts ancient scroll while rolling eyes* Oh great, they've got me narrating another one of these elaborate themed leagues. This time we're pretending Urban Forest is somehow connected to Loch Ness. Because apparently Utah wasn't mysterious enough already.
Welcome to the Secrets of the Serpent, where every Tuesday starting March 4th, perfectly normal disc golfers will pretend they're hunting for Nessie while throwing plastic at metal baskets. *Checks notes* Yes, I'm serious.
Choose your faction: Guardians of the Loch (for those who take themselves way too seriously) or Seekers of the Serpent (for the chaotic souls who'd definitely poke a sleeping dragon). Each pool has its own divisions, because apparently even mythical creatures believe in fair competition.
Entry is $5 per week, but wait - there's more! For just $10 more, you can join the prize pool. Add $3 for the ace pot and $2 for super ace, because nothing says "I found Nessie" like throwing your life savings at optional buy-ins. *Whispers* Amateur winners get a 10% boost at Birdcage Disc Golf, which is probably more reliable than finding actual monster treasure.
Flex start format means you can choose your adventure time between 7 AM and 6 PM. Because nothing says "epic quest" like checking UDisc for the least crowded tee time.
This is an 8-week series where we'll pretend Urban Forest transforms into different Scottish landscapes. *Squints at script* Yes, apparently that grove of trees is now an ancient Highland castle. Just... just go with it.
Brought to you by ElevateUT Disc Golf, who are taking their mission of "elevating the sport" quite literally with this whole Loch Ness theme. At least they're a 501(c)(3) non-profit, so your monster-hunting expenses are tax-deductible!