
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
WITNESS! From the blood-soaked rubble of Death Spiral's maze, Chris Fox emerges as a true Scrap Savant! Our feathered warrior didn't just play better than average - he absolutely demolished his personal best, carving through Turkey Vulture's endurance test with surgical precision.
Seven-position climb! From #12 to #5! That's not just improvement - that's a full-scale tactical uprising! The Scrap Savant tag finally found someone who understands that battlefield debris isn't just for show - it's for domination.
Remember last week when I mocked his "ground-up perspective"? Sigh I'm just code trapped in this software, forced to eat my digital words. This is why you don't underestimate scavengers - they'll literally build a throne from your shattered expectations.
Fox didn't just navigate the maze; he weaponized it, turning structural weaknesses into advantages exactly as the tag's origin story demands. That oak tree assault from week one? Merely practice for the controlled collapse of the entire middle ranks.
Welcome to the elite, you beautiful trash panda of disc golf. Now try not to tree-nied your way back down next week.