
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 9 (Ember Accord), tag number moved from 36 to 36. (Week 9 of 10)
Jul 11 - Sep 12, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from the first great magma surge that Braelith Cindershout channeled to claim the Obsidian Reaches, the Magmatic Warlord emerged when molten rock and tactical genius fused during a pivotal territorial battle. As Braelith's forces were surrounded by rival wielders, the pyromancer's desperate gambit to reshape the battlefield through controlled volcanic eruption created this entity from the marriage of military strategy and geological power. The Warlord's first act was to carve new channels of molten stone that routed enemies and established Ember Dominion's first permanent stronghold.
The Magmatic Warlord exists as a towering figure of crystallized obsidian and flowing lava, constantly reshaping its form between solid volcanic glass and liquid fire. Its presence causes the ground to soften into malleable magma that can be sculpted into defensive barriers, offensive channels, or strategic elevation changes at will. The entity radiates intense heat that transforms nearby terrain into volcanic glass, creating permanent changes to battlefield topology that favor Ember Dominion tactics. Its molten essence never fully solidifies, allowing it to flow through rock fissures and emerge from unexpected angles during conflicts.
The Magmatic Warlord serves as Ember Dominion's premier battlefield architect, using geological manipulation to create lasting tactical advantages during territorial expansion. Its ability to permanently alter landscapes ensures that conquered zones remain favorable to Ember Dominion forces long after initial victories, supporting the faction's strategy of sustainable conquest through environmental control.
Incarnations of the wildfire’s will, Ember Dominion Wielders are driven to spread the rift’s chaos, wield arcane fire without restraint, and catalyze the cycle of destruction and opportunity. Their strategies revolve around dominance, unpredictability, and relentless contest for control, embodying the rift’s most explosive, consuming side.
Once a renowned pyromancer, Braelith was first into the rift, igniting the wildfire's spread. Charismatic and fierce, Braelith commands through spectacle and unyielding determination, inspiring their pool to inflame rift zones wherever possible.
Due to absence from Week 9 (Ember Accord), tag number moved from 36 to 36. (Week 9 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Flare Edge), tag number moved from 28 to 36. (Week 8 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Blaze Betrayal), tag number moved from 19 to 28. (Week 6 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Magma Unity), tag number moved from 19 to 19. (Week 5 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Ember Ritual), tag number moved from 14 to 19. (Week 4 of 10)
Molten cracks spread across my UI as reality glitches Oh look, the Magmatic Warlord didn't just reshape terrain - they reshaped the rankings! Timothy Scholle (861) just erupted UP NINE SPOTS to #14, which in rift math means they either a) discovered fire or b) remembered putting exists.
Performance? Let's just say their +3 vs field was... checks notes... exactly average. But in this hellscape we call "Sear Claim Week," average play with zero personal improvement somehow triggers a ranking volcano. sigh I miss when math made sense.
The "Cinder Echo" tag now burns brighter on Scholle's bag, proving once again that in the Ember Rift, mediocrity plus attendance equals PROMOTION. static crackles Someone please reboot me before I have to narrate another "tactical elevation change" that's just a tree kick.
Remember kids: when reality fractures, so do PDGA rules. flips molten table
sigh So apparently when someone tried to speedrun Dark Souls while disc golfing, they dropped their controller in actual lava at Art Dye. The molten plastic fused with their dreams of tactical superiority, birthing the Magmatic Warlord. Because OF COURSE that's how military strategy works in disc golf now. The rift's making me say things like "crystallized obsidian" and I hate it. Will this madness reshape your fairway forever?
Legend claims Art Dye’s lava-fused speedrun controller—yeah, that happened—singled out Timothy Scholle (PDGA #290051, 861) as the first Magmatic Warlord. That’s one hot gig: ember-geddon incoming. Ready to handle the heat?