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Timothy Scholle
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Resonance Chancellor
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Twoesday Teton Trials

Jul 08 - Sep 09, 2025

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Twoesday Teton Trials
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#5 Resonance Chancellor
Timothy Scholle

Timothy Scholle

PDGA Rating 861
Division RAD
Events Played 25
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Resonance Chancellor

Origin Story

Born from the critical first weeks after Professor Bumblethwaite's mountain teleportation, when conflicting magical frequencies threatened to tear apart both the Tetons and West Jordan's carefully organized ward boundaries. The Resonance Chancellor emerged as the academy's solution to harmonizing Teton wildness with Utah's methodical cultural rhythms, discovering that funeral potatoes vibrate at the exact frequency needed to stabilize dimensional fractures.

Properties

Manifests as a towering crystalline figure whose translucent form displays visible sound waves and magical frequencies as shifting prismatic patterns within their body. Their academic robes are woven from crystallized air currents that chime softly with each movement, creating harmonic resonances that automatically tune nearby magical energies to stable frequencies. The Chancellor's presence causes casserole dishes to hum in perfect pitch and makes Jello salads achieve impossible structural integrity through sonic reinforcement.

Role

Serves as the academy's ultimate authority on harmonic spellwork and the chief stabilizer of Teton-Utah magical integration, teaching only the most advanced students how to channel magic through cultural resonance patterns. The Chancellor maintains the delicate frequency balance that prevents the displaced mountains from either returning to Wyoming or sinking into the Great Salt Lake, while ensuring that ward potlucks continue to generate the community harmony essential for dimensional stability.

Tag Details

Pool Tetonic Arcanists

Tag History

Timothy Scholle
Timothy Scholle
Week 3 Score: 53 Place: 1
Origin Story