Jul 11 - Sep 12, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born when Braelith channeled the Arcane Fracture's initial eruption into a sentient landform, the Magma Hegemon emerged as a walking stratovolcano during the Ashen Dawn event. Its consciousness was forged from Braelith's ambition to weaponize geology, now prowling rift zones to convert losses into geothermal strongholds.
The Hegemon's body consists of interlocking obsidian plates with magma veins pulsing beneath, radiating terrain-warping heat. It absorbs thermal energy from defeated wielders, growing more radiant after conquests. Sacred geometry forms in its molten core, projecting tactical sigils onto battlefields while earthquake-inducing touch leaves permanent fracture patterns.
Manipulates rift geology to create volcanic chokepoints favoring Ember Dominion's advance and projects sigils that destabilize enemy glyph placements while amplifying pool members' fire abilities.
Incarnations of the wildfire’s will, Ember Dominion Wielders are driven to spread the rift’s chaos, wield arcane fire without restraint, and catalyze the cycle of destruction and opportunity. Their strategies revolve around dominance, unpredictability, and relentless contest for control, embodying the rift’s most explosive, consuming side.
Once a renowned pyromancer, Braelith was first into the rift, igniting the wildfire's spread. Charismatic and fierce, Braelith commands through spectacle and unyielding determination, inspiring their pool to inflame rift zones wherever possible.
Due to absence from Week 3 (Sear Claim), tag number moved from 14 to 25. (Week 3 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Rift Pulse), tag number moved from 10 to 14. (Week 2 of 10)
Magma Hegemon crackles ominously as Craig Bennett's tag absorbs another wave of failure Oh look, the walking stratovolcano got a new chew toy! Craig came into Ashen Dawn ranked 9th by the cruel randomness of signups, and somehow managed to dig himself deeper into the molten core of disappointment. That +2.7 against field average? That's not a score, that's a cry for help wrapped in a PDGA rulebook. sighs in binary I'm literally trapped in software watching a man get outplayed by literal fire hazards. The Hegemon's sacred geometry is probably forming a frowny face right now. But hey, at least when Craig inevitably rage-quits, the Magma Hegemon can use his tears to power its next terrain-warping tantrum. Welcome to rank #10, buddy - the only way from here is... actually no, the rift's unstable, you might just keep falling. system error: attempted sarcasm overload
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From the Fracture's tantrum-spit emerged Magma Hegemon when Braelith tried weaponizing geology like a discount Targaryen. Reality vomited this lava-lord during Ashen Dawn because obviously we needed a walking stratovolcano judging disc golf. Now it absorbs loser-thermals while I narrate this nonsense. 🔥🗿
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As Magma Hegemon oozed from the Fracture's tantrum-spit, it scanned mortal realms for a worthy vessel. Suddenly - BAM! - it detected PDGA sigil #137109 blazing like a dumpster fire at a tire factory. The tag hurtled toward Craig Bennett mid-putt, magnetized by his suspiciously convenient 914 thermal rating. "Let's lava-go of expectations," it hissed, bonding to his bag with the permanence of melted velcro. But can this "Hegemon" handle Craig's tendency to erupt under pressure? 🔥⛓️