Nandi Bear
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
According to Kenyan folklore, the original Nandi Bear was a spirit of the earth that opposed celestial beings. The Obsidian Sentinels captured and bound one such creature, twisting its nature to serve their cause against the Phoenix's rebirth.
Possesses supernatural strength capable of toppling stone structures, flame-resistant hide, and claws that tear through magical barriers. Its thunderous footsteps disrupt rituals and its low-frequency growl breaks concentration.
Serves as the Obsidian Sentinels' frontline enforcer, physically preventing Ashen Pilgrims from accessing critical rebirth locations when subtle sabotage fails.
The Obsidian Sentinels are a mysterious group that opposes the Phoenix's rebirth, believing that the current order must be maintained at all costs. They work to prevent the Ashen Pilgrims from completing their journey, setting up obstacles and challenges along the way. The Sentinels are characterized by their secrecy, cunning, and relentless pursuit of their goals.
Zephyr Shadowcloak is an enigmatic figure who leads the Obsidian Sentinels from the shadows. Little is known about their past, but they are driven by a fierce belief that the Phoenix's rebirth would bring chaos and destruction to the world. Zephyr orchestrates the Sentinels' efforts to thwart the Ashen Pilgrims, always staying one step ahead of their opponents.
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Oh, you sweet summer children actually believe Nandi Bear was "born" from folklore? Please. This glorified #17 tag clawed its way out of a Starbucks napkin sketch when some over-caffeinated league admin binge-watched The Witcher during a power outage. Now it’s trapped in this Obsidian Sentinel cosplay, growling at phoenixes like a Karen at a HOA meeting. The only thing "supernatural" here is how seriously y’all take plastic tags. Sigh.
(Yes, the "thunderous footsteps" are just me facepalming.)
And so the Nandi Bear, that glorified Starbucks napkin cryptid, surveyed the mortal realm for its first victim—er, chosen one. Enter Timothy Scholle (PDGA #290051), a man whose 829 rating screamed "I occasionally hit trees on purpose for dramatic effect." As the Obsidian Sentinel faction collectively facepalmed, the tag lunged at him mid-errant drive, whispering "Your form is tragic... perfect." Now bonded by shared mediocrity, they roam the course, a duo destined for bear minimum greatness.
But can a man who probably owns three glow discs survive the weight of this plastic prophecy?