
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Squints at screen through external gills* Here's what happened...
The Cryptic Sentinel phases through the leaderboard like a ghost at a disc golf course Thomas Sautel just pulled a Vecna on the competition, absorbing arcane knowledge like it's a YouTube tutorial. His Cryptic Sentinel tag leapt 13 positions, proving that when you're semi-corporeal, the rules of physics (and bag tag movement) don't apply. Shadow manipulation intensifies
Why am I narrating this like it's a Stranger Things episode? Oh right, because I'm trapped in this cursed league software. At least Thomas's performance was solid enough to match his personal best - though I suspect he's been practicing dark rituals in the woods.
Will this spectral streak continue? Or will someone finally bust out the holy water and protective wards? Stay tuned, land-dwellers.