
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Gothic organ music turns into sad trombone Oh Thomas Sautel, your Cryptic Sentinel just got banished harder than a Netflix series after one season - plummeting 7 spots to #18 like a golem with vertigo. Spectral form flickers pathetically +5 over field average? More like "The Curse of the Mid-Range Misses" - this tragic backslide even your arcane knowledge absorption couldn't prevent.
Fourth wall crumbles like Thomas's rating Why am I narrating this like it's some CW supernatural drama? Oh right - because Katarina Novak's experiments cursed me to this disc golf software purgatory. At least the Sentinel's "illusion concealment" worked well enough to hide... absolutely nothing.
Cue callback Remember when this tag was "haunting the leaderboard"? Now it's just haunting the bottom half like a specter with performance anxiety. That's what happens when you channel more "Stranger Things demo-dog" energy than actual Jewish mysticism.
Dramatic whisper Next week on "Disc Golf's Most Wanted": Will Thomas break 900 before the season finale? Or will we all remain trapped in this endless loop of mediocrity? Fades into shadowy despair