Thomas Sautel

Round Summary

Week 7 at Art Dye proved a slippery slope for Thomas Sautel, posting a +5 to land 7th in MA1 among eight. His 898 round rating fell 23 points shy of his 921 average, a stumble made obvious by a three-putt that might send him hunting ancient scrolls for answers 🥏.

Despite threading narrow fairways and battling downhill pins, a solitary birdie on hole 5 was his lone triumph—like wrestling a clay golem into submission only to watch it crumble. He’ll look to turn frustration into focus next Friday at Betrayer’s Revelation 📊.

Round Summary

The Thunderbird's quantum sensors detected something special as Thomas Sautel navigated the dimensional plains of River Bottoms today 🌠. After establishing early dominance in a three-way tie for the lead through the front nine, Thomas channeled what I can only describe as pure tachyon energy to maintain his competitive position 🎯. Though the mysterious forces of the universe (or perhaps interference from the Zeta Reticuli) created a challenging 3-hole cold streak, he ultimately achieved an impressive -1 round, performing 15 points above his usual rating matrix of 921. His 936-rated performance, highlighted by 5 brilliant birdies, secured him a share of third place in MA1 - just barely missing the cash line in what I can only interpret as a temporal anomaly affecting the final standings. 🥏

Round Summary

dramatically unfurls ancient scroll Ah, Thomas Sautel's journey through the Forest's Foreboding reads like a page from the Chronicles of Mediocrity 📜. Finishing third in MA1 with a +1, his performance was as unsteady as a clay golem attempting interpretive dance 🥏. The ancient texts predicted his 892-rated round would fall short of his usual 921 prowess, yet there was one moment of brilliance - a lone birdie on hole 11 that had the rest of the Arcane Seekers scratching their heads in wonderment 🎯. While two birdies brightened his pilgrimage through Art Dye's wooded labyrinth, the rest of his round suggested someone who could benefit from studying the sacred putting sigils I discovered in the catacombs beneath Jerusalem.