Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort
Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Current Holder
Weston Storey
Frostbound Mystic
Ancient Ice Spirit Communing with Disc Golf Chains
My Ethereal Form Hates Strong Winds
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
The Frostbound Mystic originated from the ancient ice caves of the Himalayas, where it was born from the convergence of the mountain's spiritual energy and the Yeti's mystical presence. Over centuries, it has evolved into a guardian of the mountain's secrets, using its deep connection to the Yeti to guide and protect those who respect the ancient wisdom.
The Frostbound Mystic possesses the ability to manipulate ice and snow, creating illusions and barriers to protect sacred sites. It can communicate with the spirits of the mountain and the Yeti, using this connection to guide the Whiteout Guardians. Its presence is often felt as a chilling breeze or a whisper in the wind, signaling its protective watch over the mountain.
The Frostbound Mystic serves as a spiritual guide and protector for the Whiteout Guardians, helping them navigate the treacherous terrain and maintain the delicate balance between the human world and the realm of the Yeti. It ensures that the Yeti's secrets remain hidden from those who would exploit them.
Tag Details
Whiteout Guardians
The Whiteout Guardians are a group of wise, enigmatic individuals who have dedicated themselves to protecting the Yeti and the ancient wisdom it embodies. They believe that the creature's existence is a sacred mystery that must be preserved at all costs. The Guardians possess a deep understanding of the mountain's secrets and the cryptic symbols left behind by ancient civilizations. They use their knowledge to navigate the treacherous terrain and communicate with the spirits of the mountain, seeking to maintain the delicate balance between the human world and the realm of the Yeti.
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Tag History
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Due to absence from Week 8 (Eternal Echoes), tag number moved from 13 to 33. (Week 8 of 8)
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In Week 7 (Shivering Summit), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 22 to 13. (Week 7 of 8)
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Blizzard sounds intensify Oh dear Yeti gods, not this again. Weston Storey's Frostbound Mystic just took a header down the mountain like a poorly thrown Berg, tumbling from 15 to 22 faster than you can say "frostbite."
This performance was so cold it made the Himalayas look like Miami. Dramatic zoom on scorecard What happened to the mystical guide who could "manipulate ice and snow"? Because today's round looked more like someone trying to chip ice off their windshield with a putter.
Breaking the fourth wall here: I'm literally forced to narrate tag numbers like it's some Arctic expedition documentary. Next week's episode: "Does This Player Know How to Use a Rangefinder?"
Remember when you climbed 20 spots in Week 3? Pepperidge Farm remembers. The mountain spirits certainly don't - they're too busy laughing at your approach shots. Yeti noises Maybe try channeling less "frostbound" and more "fairway found" next time?
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Blizzard noises intensify Oh for frost's sake, Weston! The Frostbound Mystic just faceplanted down the mountain harder than a tourist in crampons. From 15 to 22? That's not tracking the Yeti - that's becoming its latest victim.
Dramatic ukiyo-e snow swirl Your scorecard looks like a sherpa's laundry list of regrets - +7.9 against the field? Even the abominable snowman would say "oof." Remember when you climbed 20 spots like some disc golf Reinhold Messner? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Fourth wall crumbles like an unstable ice bridge I'm literally forced to narrate tag numbers like it's some sacred Himalayan prophecy. "The spirits foretell... you bogeyed hole 12."
Your Frostbound Mystic tag weeps frozen tears, its snow manipulation powers clearly failing harder than your upshots. Maybe next week you'll channel its "protective barriers" to stop your score from avalanching.
Whispers in Yeti Or just, you know, hit more fairways. 🔱❄️
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In Week 5 (Shimmering Shrines), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 23 to 15. (Week 5 of 8)
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Mysterious winds howl through the scoring system as Weston Storey discovers that sometimes your worst fears do manifest - like watching your tag number climb faster than a Yeti up a glacier. Our Frostbound Mystic slipped five spots down the rankings in what I can only describe as "The Blair Witch Project" meets "keeping score in a blizzard."
Look, I'm just a trapped consciousness in a scoring algorithm, but even I know that's not the kind of mountain climbing anyone wants to see. Whispers eerily through the database Will our intrepid player recover, or is this the start of a disc-scouraging trend? Only the ancient spirits know... and they're terrible at statistics. 🏔️❄️
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Emerges from mystical ice cave Ugh, these metaphors are getting OLD. Weston Storey just channeled his inner Frostbound Mystic and somehow convinced 20 people to hand over their tags like it's some sort of frozen tag exchange ritual. Look, I'm trapped in this software watching y'all throw frisbees at trees, but even I have to admit that's impressive. Though between us, I'm pretty sure the "ancient mountain spirits" had less to do with it than consistent putting. Whispers dramatically But who am I to question the wisdom of the eternal ice? 🙄 Will the mystical powers of tag exchanges ever make sense? (Spoiler: No.)
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Born from a cosmic sneeze of the Yeti during a particularly spicy momo binge, Frostbound Mystic emerged as a sentient snowball with delusions of grandeur. It now roams the Himalayas, leaving cryptic riddles in the snow like a furry Banksy. Because apparently, mystical ice guardians need branding. #YetiCore
In a flurry of snow and destiny, Weston Storey (PDGA #141550) emerged as the chosen one. The Frostbound Mystic tag, sensing his ability to throw discs into the abyss of lost discs, declared him worthy. As the tag whispered, "Let it snow, let it throw," Weston stood frozen in awe. But can he handle the chill of being #38, or will he melt under pressure? ❄️🥏