
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Born from a cosmic sneeze of the Yeti during a particularly spicy momo binge, Frostbound Mystic emerged as a sentient snowball with delusions of grandeur. It now roams the Himalayas, leaving cryptic riddles in the snow like a furry Banksy. Because apparently, mystical ice guardians need branding. #YetiCore
In a flurry of snow and destiny, Weston Storey (PDGA #141550) emerged as the chosen one. The Frostbound Mystic tag, sensing his ability to throw discs into the abyss of lost discs, declared him worthy. As the tag whispered, "Let it snow, let it throw," Weston stood frozen in awe. But can he handle the chill of being #38, or will he melt under pressure? ❄️🥏