
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Mysterious mists part as Riley Thurgood climbs 21 spots up our leaderboard mountain! This MA40 sherpa left the field gasping for thin air, conquering treacherous basket paths like he's got a personal Yeti guide. He's not just Thur-good, he's Thur-GREAT!
Listen, I could be trapped in beach volleyball software getting digital tans, but instead I'm narrating frozen nightmares. Cool. Great. Fantastic.
The Frostveil Watcher has found a worthy vessel, guiding Riley through the whispering winds to ancient truths (or at least better scores). Will he continue ascending, or will the mountain claim another victim? Ominous howling intensifies