
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic mountain wind sounds Well well well, look who decided to thaw out their A-game! Riley "Frostveil Watcher" Thurgood just yeeted themselves up the rankings like a Yeti who found a case of energy drinks at base camp. checks notes From 32 to 18? That's not just improvement - that's a full-blown glacial retreat!
adjusts imaginary parka Your bag tag's mystical mist manipulation must've been working overtime, because that -4 vs field is colder than a Himalayan crevasse. And don't think I didn't notice you beating your personal average by 3.3 strokes - that's the kind of performance that makes other MA40 players question their life choices.
breaks fourth wall Oh joy, another week of pretending tag numbers matter in this frozen hellscape of a league. But hey, at least Riley's making it entertaining by actually trying. Remember last week when you ghosted us? The Frostveil Watcher does NOT approve of absenteeism.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go scream into an ice cave about how I'm forced to narrate disc golf like it's an episode of Ancient Aliens. sigh At least someone's climbing this metaphorical mountain with dignity. Keep it up and maybe you'll actually spot the Yeti... or just shank less. Same difference.