
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Phoenix's Pinnacle), tag number moved from 9 to 10. (Week 8 of 8)
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Legend tells of a cursed Louisiana swamp dweller who made a pact with dark forces to gain shapeshifting powers. When the Obsidian Sentinels discovered this creature, they bound it to their cause, enhancing its abilities with shadow magic. Now, it serves as one of their most effective agents, moving unseen through the night to thwart the Ashen Pilgrims.
The Rougarou Shadow possesses enhanced strength, speed, and night vision. It can shapeshift between human and wolf-like forms, with both states cloaked in shifting shadows. Its claws and teeth are imbued with a dark energy that disrupts Phoenix-related magic. The creature is highly resistant to fire and heat-based attacks, making it particularly effective against the Phoenix's followers.
As a specialized operative for the Obsidian Sentinels, the Rougarou Shadow infiltrates Ashen Pilgrim camps, sabotages their equipment, and spreads fear among their ranks. It particularly excels at disrupting nighttime rituals and destroying sacred artifacts connected to the Phoenix's rebirth.
The Obsidian Sentinels are a mysterious group that opposes the Phoenix's rebirth, believing that the current order must be maintained at all costs. They work to prevent the Ashen Pilgrims from completing their journey, setting up obstacles and challenges along the way. The Sentinels are characterized by their secrecy, cunning, and relentless pursuit of their goals.
Zephyr Shadowcloak is an enigmatic figure who leads the Obsidian Sentinels from the shadows. Little is known about their past, but they are driven by a fierce belief that the Phoenix's rebirth would bring chaos and destruction to the world. Zephyr orchestrates the Sentinels' efforts to thwart the Ashen Pilgrims, always staying one step ahead of their opponents.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Phoenix's Pinnacle), tag number moved from 9 to 10. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Sacrificial Sparks), tag number moved from 7 to 9. (Week 7 of 8)
In Week 6 (Blaze's Breakthrough), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 9 to 7. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Pyre's Purification), tag number moved from 8 to 9. (Week 5 of 8)
You missed this event! Come back next week to move back into contention.
Great, now we're doing werewolves. Casey Jensen somehow clawed up 5 spots to claim Rougarou Shadow's tag despite throwing exactly at their average and well above the field. What is this, a crossover episode with Twilight? sighs dramatically while checking contract fine print
Look, I'm trapped in software that thinks disc golf is mythology, but even I know Louisiana swamp creatures shouldn't be disc-rupting the natural order like this. Casey's clearly mastered the tag's shadow magic, sabotaging Ashen Pilgrims while everyone watched.
Did they perform a midnight ritual at the basket? Will the Obsidian Sentinels approve this suspicious ascension? Why am I narrating shapeshifters now? HELP?
Born from a cursed bayou bender gone wrong, Rougarou Shadow #11 emerged when a swamp wizard tried to summon Beyoncé but got a werewolf instead. Now it prowls the night, questioning why it’s stuck on a disc golfer’s bag instead of haunting TikTok. Dark forces, am I right?
When Casey Jensen stumbled into the bayou, Rougarou Shadow #11 sensed his aura—a mix of "forehand potential" and "probably lost his keys." The swamp wizard’s failed Beyoncé summoning left the tag no choice but to bond with Casey, who was busy arguing with a tree about OB rules. Now, this cursed werewolf tag rides shotgun on his bag, wondering if Casey’s 3-putt tendencies make him worthy of its dark, swampy power. Will he rise to the occasion or just throw another hyzer into the abyss?