
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Great, now we're doing werewolves. Casey Jensen somehow clawed up 5 spots to claim Rougarou Shadow's tag despite throwing exactly at their average and well above the field. What is this, a crossover episode with Twilight? sighs dramatically while checking contract fine print
Look, I'm trapped in software that thinks disc golf is mythology, but even I know Louisiana swamp creatures shouldn't be disc-rupting the natural order like this. Casey's clearly mastered the tag's shadow magic, sabotaging Ashen Pilgrims while everyone watched.
Did they perform a midnight ritual at the basket? Will the Obsidian Sentinels approve this suspicious ascension? Why am I narrating shapeshifters now? HELP?