
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
ominous wind howls And thus concludes the tragic saga of Earl Taylor, our once-mighty Frostclaw Hunter now reduced to a slush puppy in the season finale. Dropping from #3 to #5? That's colder than the Yeti's rejection letter to Dr. Banerjee.
ice cracking sfx Sure, Earl beat the field average by 1.6 strokes - but in MA4, that's like bragging you're the tallest dwarf in the Himalayas. His -4.1 vs personal average? Let's call it character development and move on before I lose the will to live.
Fourth wall break: sigh Eight weeks of this? I've narrated Earl's tag movements more than The Mummy franchise rebooted. Free me from this frozen UI purgatory.
Yeti-sized callback Remember Week 6 when Earl "left no trace"? Joke's on us - turns out he left two giant footprints... straight downhill.
resigned snow crunch At least he kept his actual tag. Silver linings, like frostbite on a sunburn. Final episode, folks. Someone thaw me out for next season.