John Paulson: #26 Kushtaka Guardian

John Paulson

John Paulson

PDGA Rating 899
Division MP50
Events Played 1
26
John Paulson
Pool Emblem Kushtaka Guardian
Background

Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort

Whiteout Guardians Emblem
Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 877 rating
#26 Kushtaka Guardian
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Kushtaka Guardian

#26

Origin Story

Originally from the coastal waters of Alaska, the Kushtaka Guardian sensed a disturbance in the balance between human and cryptid worlds when modern expeditions began pursuing the Yeti with technological equipment. Answering a mystical call that resonates between all ancient cryptid sanctuaries, it journeyed to the Himalayas where Tenzin Norgay recognized its dual-natured essence as crucial for protecting the boundaries between realms. The Kushtaka's traditional role as a gatekeeper between worlds made it uniquely qualified to become the Whiteout Guardians' specialist in maintaining the veil that separates the Yeti's domain from human intrusion.

Properties

The Kushtaka Guardian possesses the ability to shift seamlessly between human and otter forms, with its transformations becoming most powerful during twilight hours and near flowing water. In the Himalayas, it has adapted to the extreme cold, developing a thicker coat in its otter form and the ability to navigate beneath ice sheets for hours without surfacing. Its most mysterious power lies in its ability to extract specific memories from human minds, replacing clear recollections of sacred sites with dreamlike impressions that satisfy curiosity without revealing locations. The Kushtaka can also manipulate water in limited ways, creating misleading reflections or obscuring footprints in snow and ice.

Role

The Kushtaka Guardian serves as the Whiteout Guardians' specialist in compassionate extraction and memory keeping, rescuing lost explorers who stray too close to the Yeti's domain while ensuring they retain only the wonder of their experience, not the specific knowledge that would allow them or others to return. It maintains the delicate balance between allowing humans to experience the mountain's mysteries and preserving the sacred boundaries that protect the Yeti's ancient wisdom.

Tag Details

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Whiteout Guardians faction symbol

Whiteout Guardians

The Whiteout Guardians are a group of wise, enigmatic individuals who have dedicated themselves to protecting the Yeti and the ancient wisdom it embodies. They believe that the creature's existence is a sacred mystery that must be preserved at all costs. The Guardians possess a deep understanding of the mountain's secrets and the cryptic symbols left behind by ancient civilizations. They use their knowledge to navigate the treacherous terrain and communicate with the spirits of the mountain, seeking to maintain the delicate balance between the human world and the realm of the Yeti.

Faction Leader

Tenzin Norgay

Tenzin Norgay is a respected Himalayan guide and spiritual leader who has spent his life studying the mountain's secrets and the legend of the Yeti. He formed the Whiteout Guardians to ensure that the balance between humans and the sacred creature is maintained. Norgay's deep wisdom and connection to the mountain make him the perfect leader for this enigmatic group.

Members

32

Divisions

MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA40 MA2 MP50 MP60

Tag History

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