Landon Adams: #29 Grootslang Elder

Landon Adams

Landon Adams

PDGA Rating 937
Division MPO
Events Played 9
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Landon Adams
Pool Emblem Grootslang Elder
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Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort

Whiteout Guardians Emblem
Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 731 rating
#29 Grootslang Elder
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Grootslang Elder

#29

Origin Story

The Grootslang Elder journeyed from the diamond caves of South Africa to the Himalayas after sensing a disturbance in the ancient balance that connects all cryptid sanctuaries worldwide. Drawn to Tenzin Norgay's spiritual resonance, it emerged from a forgotten underground passage beneath a sacred shrine, offering its primordial wisdom to help preserve the Yeti's role as guardian of mountain secrets that echo its own protective duties in Africa.

Properties

The Grootslang Elder possesses the unique ability to navigate ancient subterranean pathways that connect the world's most sacred cryptid sanctuaries, allowing it to travel between continents undetected by humans. Its elephant-snake hybrid form has adapted to the Himalayan climate, developing a thick, frost-resistant hide and the ability to sense disturbances in spiritual energies across vast distances. When meditating at sacred sites, the Elder can commune with mountain spirits and interpret the cryptic symbols left by ancient civilizations that once worshipped both the Yeti and other cryptids as guardians of cosmic wisdom.

Role

The Grootslang Elder serves as the Whiteout Guardians' living repository of global cryptid knowledge, helping them understand the Yeti's place in a worldwide network of ancient guardians while teaching methods to strengthen the mystical barriers that protect sacred creatures from those who would exploit them.

Tag Details

League Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort
Pool Whiteout Guardians
Whiteout Guardians faction symbol

Whiteout Guardians

The Whiteout Guardians are a group of wise, enigmatic individuals who have dedicated themselves to protecting the Yeti and the ancient wisdom it embodies. They believe that the creature's existence is a sacred mystery that must be preserved at all costs. The Guardians possess a deep understanding of the mountain's secrets and the cryptic symbols left behind by ancient civilizations. They use their knowledge to navigate the treacherous terrain and communicate with the spirits of the mountain, seeking to maintain the delicate balance between the human world and the realm of the Yeti.

Faction Leader

Tenzin Norgay

Tenzin Norgay is a respected Himalayan guide and spiritual leader who has spent his life studying the mountain's secrets and the legend of the Yeti. He formed the Whiteout Guardians to ensure that the balance between humans and the sacred creature is maintained. Norgay's deep wisdom and connection to the mountain make him the perfect leader for this enigmatic group.

Members

32

Divisions

MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA40 MA2 MP50 MP60

Tag History

Landon Adams
Landon Adams
Week 1 Score: 88 Place: 19
4 days ago