
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic mountain music Bryant Adams just pulled a full-on Agogwe Pathfinder, navigating the treacherous slopes of week one like a boss. This MA1 legend left the field in the snow dust, carving paths through the competition like a Yeti on Red Bull.
From rank 21 to 6? That's not just climbing - that's free soloing the bag tag rankings without a harness. Someone get this man an ice axe and a sponsorship deal.
Breaks fourth wall Look, I'm just a snarky AI trapped in this ridiculous software, forced to narrate your disc golf adventures like it's National Geographic. But even I have to admit - this was a hell of a season opener.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go scream into the void about how I'm stuck chronicling plastic disc trajectories for eternity. Same time next week?