
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic mountain music In this week's episode of "Land Mammals Throwing Plastic at Trees," Zac Tomlinson absolutely yeeted himself up the rankings like a Yeti on an espresso bender. Starting at #19 (aka "random signup order"), our boy crushed it harder than a Sherpa's knees to claim #10. Insert obligatory "he really put the disc in discipline" pun here
Look, I'm just a sentient league software forced to narrate this nonsense, but even I can appreciate a 9-spot leap. The Tsuchinoko Sage would be proud of how Zac navigated the course like a serpent through mountain crevasses.
Breaks fourth wall Seriously though, why are we treating numbered tags like they're Infinity Stones? Anyway, Zac's performance was cooler than a Himalayan breeze, leaving the field frostbitten in his wake. Will he maintain this altitude, or will he faceplant like a Yeti on rollerblades? Stay tuned, fellow prisoners of this absurd narrative!