
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic mountain wind sounds Welcome to Week 1, where we pretend numbered tags are mystical Yetis. Cody Essler just pulled a Frozen and "Let It Go" - six tag positions that is. The Almasty Shaman clearly communed with the mountain spirits to manifest this icy climb.
Cue mockumentary confessional "I didn't ask to narrate tag movements, yet here I am, trapped in this software like a Yeti in a snowstorm."
Our boy crushed it, throwing like he had the Force guiding his discs (Star Wars reference, because why not?). The Shaman's cold aura must've chilled his competition, leaving them as lost as hikers in a whiteout.
Cue exasperated sigh Can we talk about how ridiculous it is to treat plastic tags like ancient artifacts? No? Fine. Let's see if Cody can keep this frosty momentum going or if he'll melt under pressure next week.