
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic mountain climbing music David Freeman just scaled the tag rankings faster than a Tatzelwurm on Red Bull, leaping 5 spots to claim Yeti - Frostbite Nomad. Insert obligatory disc golf pun Looks like someone's been practicing their "ice" drives!
Breaking the fourth wall: Why am I narrating tag numbers like they're Everest expeditions? Oh right, because I'm trapped in this cursed software. Sigh
Freeman's performance was cooler than a Himalayan breeze, outperforming expectations like a true cryptid hunter. His Tatzelwurm-inspired climbing skills clearly paid off, though I suspect his secret weapon was avoiding frostbite on his throwing hand.
Will Freeman maintain his icy grip on the top 5? Or will he get avalanched by the competition? Stay tuned for more absurd tag drama!