David Freeman: #5 Tatzelwurm Climber

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David Freeman

PDGA Rating 0
Division MA3
Events Played 1
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David Freeman
Pool Emblem Tatzelwurm Climber
Background

Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort

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Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 798 rating
#5 Tatzelwurm Climber
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
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    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
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    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
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    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
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    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Tatzelwurm Climber

#5

Origin Story

After a near-fatal encounter with a serpentine Tatzelwurm while scaling the Matterhorn left him with distinctive scars and irrefutable evidence that mainstream science rejected, Klaus Bergmann dedicated his life to documenting cryptids across the world's mountain ranges. Captain Rasmussen recruited him specifically for his unparalleled technical climbing abilities and his systematic approach to tracking elusive mountain creatures in environments where most explorers cannot survive.

Properties

The Tatzelwurm Climber possesses an uncanny ability to scale nearly vertical ice faces and navigate treacherous crevasses using techniques developed during decades in the Alps, making him essential for accessing the most remote Himalayan locations where conventional climbers cannot venture. His custom-designed equipment combines traditional alpine tools with cutting-edge technology, including specialized cameras capable of functioning in extreme cold and a proprietary tracking system that identifies subtle patterns in snow disturbance invisible to the untrained eye. Years of high-altitude exposure have physiologically adapted his body to function efficiently in oxygen-depleted environments, allowing him to think clearly and move confidently at elevations where others become disoriented.

Role

Within the Frostbite Seekers' expedition, the Tatzelwurm Climber serves as both the technical climbing specialist who establishes routes through the most treacherous terrain and the comparative cryptozoologist who analyzes behavioral patterns between European alpine cryptids and the elusive Yeti. His methodical, evidence-based approach often provides the crucial bridge between Captain Rasmussen's bold vision and the practical realities of surviving and documenting evidence in one of Earth's most unforgiving environments.

Tag Details

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Frostbite Seekers

The Frostbite Seekers are a group of relentless adventurers who will stop at nothing to uncover the truth about the Yeti. They believe that the key to unlocking the creature's secrets lies in confronting the harsh Himalayan environment head-on. Armed with state-of-the-art gear and an unyielding determination, they brave the icy terrain, frozen caves, and treacherous crevasses in pursuit of their goal. The Frostbite Seekers are driven by a burning desire to be the first to lay eyes on the legendary beast and reveal its existence to the world.

Faction Leader

Captain Lena Rasmussen

Captain Lena Rasmussen is a renowned mountaineer and explorer with a track record of conquering the world's most challenging peaks. She has assembled the Frostbite Seekers to be the first to uncover the truth about the Yeti. Rasmussen's unwavering determination and physical prowess make her the perfect leader for this daring expedition.

Members

11

Divisions

FA40 MA3 MA4 FA1 FA2 FA3 FA4 MA50 MA60 MJ18 FJ18 MJ15 FJ15

Tag History

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David Freeman
Week 1 Score: 66 Place: 5
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