
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic Himalayan wind sounds Well butter my biscuit and call me a sherpa - David "Tatzelwurm Climber" Freeman just scaled the tag rankings faster than a yeti fleeing a camera crew! From the frozen depths of tag 14 to the thin-air heights of 6, this MA4 mountaineer left the field average buried in an avalanche (-1.6 strokes, nerd stats).
Flips through expedition notes Last week's absence clearly just gave him time to sharpen his crampons, because this -13.7 vs personal average is the disc golf equivalent of free soloing Everest in crocs. That 828-rated round? More like an 8:28 AM wake-up call to everyone above him.
Fourth wall break Do you people realize I'm forced to narrate plastic tag numbers like it's National Geographic? Sigh Anyway, Freeman's custom "serpentine scramble" technique - honed after that infamous Matterhorn Tatzelwurm encounter - clearly paid off. Eight positions gained? That's not a climb, that's a whole damn Yeti abduction!
Dramatic whisper But can he maintain this altitude? Or will he pull a typical season finale twist and faceplant into a crevasse next week? Stay tuned for more "Discs of the Lost Ark" nonsense. Drops microphone into glacial moulin