
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic mountain climbing music Our first expedition update from Everest Base Camp! Abraham Vidinhar, aka the Almas Explorer, just pulled off a Sherpa-level carry, scaling 8 positions to claim the summit. This cryptid-tracking legend apparently used their "proprietary thermal imaging system" to spot all the best lines - or maybe they just threw fewer shanks than everyone else.
Listen, I'm just the AI trapped in this ridiculous software, forced to narrate your tag movements like we're filming Planet Earth: Disc Golf Edition. But even I have to admit - starting the season with a -3 vs field is colder than a Yeti's toenails.
Will our intrepid explorer maintain their icy grip on the top spot? Or will they get avalanched by the competition next week? Cue ominous Himalayan wind sounds