Greg Jenson: #11 Mapinguari Stalker

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Greg Jenson

PDGA Rating 877
Division MA50
Events Played 1
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Greg Jenson
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Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort

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Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 920 rating
#11 Mapinguari Stalker
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
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    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
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    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Mapinguari Stalker

#11

Origin Story

Paulo Mendes was ridiculed after claiming to have survived an encounter with the legendary Mapinguari in the Amazon, driving him to become the world's foremost tracker of the creature until his extensive evidence caught Captain Rasmussen's attention. Recruited for his unparalleled ability to follow cryptid trails through impossible terrain, he joined the Frostbite Seekers to prove his methods could work in the Himalayas and finally validate his life's work by documenting the Yeti.

Properties

Possesses an uncanny ability to detect subtle environmental disturbances that reveal cryptid movements, even translating his jungle tracking techniques to snow and ice with remarkable effectiveness. Developed a specialized kit combining traditional Amazonian tracking methods with cutting-edge technology, including custom thermal imaging equipment calibrated to detect large bipedal creatures through snowstorms. His body bears scars from his original Mapinguari encounter, which he claims gives him a sixth sense for detecting when cryptids are nearby.

Role

Serves as the expedition's lead tracker, often venturing ahead of the main group to establish the Yeti's movement patterns and identify promising search areas that others would overlook. His controversial theories about cryptid behavior patterns across different species and environments frequently challenge the team's scientific assumptions, pushing them to consider unconventional approaches that ultimately bring them closer to their quarry.

Tag Details

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Frostbite Seekers

The Frostbite Seekers are a group of relentless adventurers who will stop at nothing to uncover the truth about the Yeti. They believe that the key to unlocking the creature's secrets lies in confronting the harsh Himalayan environment head-on. Armed with state-of-the-art gear and an unyielding determination, they brave the icy terrain, frozen caves, and treacherous crevasses in pursuit of their goal. The Frostbite Seekers are driven by a burning desire to be the first to lay eyes on the legendary beast and reveal its existence to the world.

Faction Leader

Captain Lena Rasmussen

Captain Lena Rasmussen is a renowned mountaineer and explorer with a track record of conquering the world's most challenging peaks. She has assembled the Frostbite Seekers to be the first to uncover the truth about the Yeti. Rasmussen's unwavering determination and physical prowess make her the perfect leader for this daring expedition.

Members

11

Divisions

FA40 MA3 MA4 FA1 FA2 FA3 FA4 MA50 MA60 MJ18 FJ18 MJ15 FJ15

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