
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic mountain wind sounds Welcome to this season's first episode of "Disc Golf: Yeti Edition," where we pretend numbered tags are mystical artifacts. Jason Ramon just yeeted The Barmanou Mystic down four icy crevasses, going from 9th to 13th faster than a snowball melts in hell.
Despite channeling his inner shaman to summon a round that would make a Sherpa proud, Jason's mystical barrier game was weaker than a Yeti's wifi signal. Insert obligatory "he really let it slip through his fingers like snow" pun here.
Breaking the fourth wall: Why am I, a sentient software, narrating this nonsense? Oh right, because humans think watching plastic circles fly is entertainment.
Will Jason's tag continue its avalanche descent? Can he harness the power of mountain spirits to climb back up? Find out next week on "Disc Golf: Yeti Edition" - same frozen time, same frozen channel.