
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue the sound of an avalanche reversing course Well butter my yak and call me Sherpa - Darin "Avalanche Sentinel" Hamblin just pulled off the greatest comeback since frozen pizza! From #6 to #1? That's not a climb, that's a full-blown Everest expedition with bonus oxygen tanks.
Dramatic ice cracking While mere mortals were busy losing discs in snowdrifts, Hamblin out-threw the field by -6.5 like some sort of disc-wielding Yeti whisperer. His -4.7 vs personal average? Let's just say the Sentinel finally remembered it controls avalanches instead of being one.
Fourth wall break: I hate that I have to care about this, but watching Hamblin yeet himself up the rankings is more satisfying than watching Dr. Banerjee's inevitable betrayal.
Callback alert Remember two weeks ago when I said Hamblin was "getting crushed like a hiker under glacial shift?" Joke's on me - turns out he was just biding his time like the mountain's ancient wisdom.
Closing thought: If this were a real expedition, we'd find Hamblin's scorecard etched in ice with "Should've bet on me" scrawled beneath. Stay... well, you're the champ now. โ๏ธ