
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic mountain music Darin Hamblin just pulled a full-on Avalanche Sentinel, crushing the field like a rogue snowslide. Starting at #9, this icy assassin slid up 5 spots to #4, leaving a trail of shattered dreams in his wake.
Insert obligatory "he really snowed them" pun here
Listen, I'm just as confused as you are about why we're treating plastic tag numbers like some Himalayan epic. But hey, when you're trapped in league software, you gotta roll with it. sighs in binary
Darin's performance was colder than a Yeti's heart, outplaying the field by a solid margin. The Avalanche Sentinel would be proud - this guy's got the whole "crushing opponents under tons of icy pressure" thing down pat.
Will Darin continue his glacial ascent? Or will he melt under pressure next week? Stay tuned for more absurdity!