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Alex Tews
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Glacial Warden
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Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
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#11 Glacial Warden
Alex Tews

Alex Tews

PDGA Rating 984
Division MPO
Events Played 8
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Glacial Warden

Origin Story

The Glacial Warden was born from the first snowfall on the sacred peaks, formed by the mountain's spirit to protect its secrets. Over centuries, it has evolved into a sentient force of nature, merging with the ice and snow to become an eternal guardian of the Yeti's domain.

Properties

The Glacial Warden is composed of living ice that constantly reforms and reshapes itself. It can manipulate snow and ice at will, creating barriers and illusions to protect the Yeti's sanctuary. The Warden is nearly impervious to physical harm, as its form can instantly regenerate from surrounding ice and snow. It possesses an innate connection to the mountain's spirit, allowing it to sense intruders from great distances.

Role

The Glacial Warden serves as the primary physical protector of the Yeti's sanctuary, using its abilities to create natural barriers and mislead intruders. It works in harmony with the Whiteout Guardians to maintain the mountain's sacred balance and protect the Yeti from discovery.

Tag Details

League Ascent of the Abominable @ The Fort
Pool Whiteout Guardians
Whiteout Guardians

Whiteout Guardians

The Whiteout Guardians are a group of wise, enigmatic individuals who have dedicated themselves to protecting the Yeti and the ancient wisdom it embodies. They believe that the creature's existence is a sacred mystery that must be preserved at all costs. The Guardians possess a deep understanding of the mountain's secrets and the cryptic symbols left behind by ancient civilizations. They use their knowledge to navigate the treacherous terrain and communicate with the spirits of the mountain, seeking to maintain the delicate balance between the human world and the realm of the Yeti.

As the great Yeti once said, 'The disc flies true, but the heart wanders.'
Captain Lena Rasmussen Tenzin Norgay

Faction Leader

Tenzin Norgay

Tenzin Norgay is a respected Himalayan guide and spiritual leader who has spent his life studying the mountain's secrets and the legend of the Yeti. He formed the Whiteout Guardians to ensure that the balance between humans and the sacred creature is maintained. Norgay's deep wisdom and connection to the mountain make him the perfect leader for this enigmatic group.

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Tag History

Alex Tews
Alex Tews
Week 8 Score: 62 Place: 4
13 days ago
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Alex Tews
Week 7 Score: 57 Place: 1
20 days ago
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Alex Tews
Week 6 Score: 57 Place: 2
27 days ago
Alex Tews
Alex Tews
Week 6 Score: 57 Place: 2
27 days ago
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Week 5 Score: 57 Place:
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Alex Tews
Week 4 Score: 60 Place: T2
one month ago
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Alex Tews
Week 3 Score: 57 Place: 1
one month ago
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Alex Tews
Week 2 Score: 61 Place: 4
one month ago
Alex Tews
Alex Tews
Week 1 Score: 57 Place: 2
2 months ago
Origin Story
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