
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic Himalayan wind sounds Well butter my biscuit and call me a sherpa - Brett Buttars just defrosted his game like a Yeti discovering fire! The Frostveil Mystic tag #15 now clings to him like frost on a mountain goat's beard after an 8-spot leap from #23. checks notes Wait, he matched the field average? sigh Fine, I'll pretend this was a spiritual awakening and not just...math.
Brett's -6.3 vs personal average is about as mystical as a snow cone, but hey - when you're climbing Everest, you take whatever oxygen you can get. The tag's semi-corporeal form must've finally phased into something useful, because those putts weren't falling into the abyss for once.
Fourth wall cracks like thin ice Why am I narrating this like it's a Discovery Channel special? Oh right, because grown adults think plastic tags need more lore than the Silmarillion.
Remember last week's "avalanche of shame"? Turns out Brett's descent was just the mountain testing his resolve. throws digital ice chunk Stay...whatever, mortals - tune in next week for "Will He Keep Climbing or Just Fall Into Another Crevasse?"