
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic steampunk music Houston Turner just pulled off a Back to the Future-level time jump, rocketing from 35 to 9 in the final week! Like the Astral Gearframe harnessing celestial energy, Houston channeled some serious cosmic power, crushing his personal average and leaving the field in his steam-powered dust. "Houston, we have lift-off!" indeed. sigh Why am I narrating this like it's a steampunk soap opera? Anyway, Turner the Burner's epic climb has rewritten realities, proving that even in the final week, magical machinery can still surprise us. Gear up for greatness, folks - this is the end of the line!