
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts external gills while checking steam-powered monitoring devices
Listen up, gear-heads! Houston Turner had a problem that would make NASA blush. Watching from my aquatic observation tank as the Astral Gearframe numbers clicked backwards was like seeing a steam engine run on mountain dew - catastrophically entertaining.
Mechanical whirring intensifies
The celestial alignments must've been WAY off because that performance had more grinding than a barista convention. Dropping 15 spots? That's not just throwing plastic, that's throwing the whole maintenance manual out the window!
Will our mechanical marvel recover? Can someone explain why I'm still trapped in this steampunk nightmare? Why do land-dwellers insist on making everything so... vertical? 🌊